Albert The Bear
albertthebear.bsky.social
Albert The Bear
@albertthebear.bsky.social
(normally) Bear, 34, partner of @osirisfaction.bsky.social,
18+ only, NSFW, commonly frisky with friends :3
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#deer 🦌
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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tis the season
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I would never call ADHD a superpower. It feels more like a pact with the fae tbh. Like oh, yeah you can focus, you just can’t control when and on what and for how long
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Every time I've seen "Glaswegian" written out, I immediately think it refers to a country. I know it doesn't, but still.

Glaswegia.
It's accent is very familiar.
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Wonder what I taste like🍖

#wuff
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Be just like me! 😍
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Shake it baby
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I checked back on this and he ended up going 11 hours and raised $65,000
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"

guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The recovered ship's bell rang 29 times every year on this day until the year Gordon Lightfoot died, since then they ring it 30 times.

Damn right I cry.
November 10th

Get drunk

Listen to “The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot at least 3 times

Cry like the midwesterner you are

Be a man
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Apparently Toronto has just gotten an enormous bronze bear statue to watch over a new park @ Don Mills & Eglinton. #Bearonto @holmesthebear.bsky.social @arcas.bsky.social @horriblebearbear.bsky.social @albertthebear.bsky.social @cynibear.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday to all who celebrate
October 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Bumping this. Pets are a big part of our lives and they could really use the help.
Hey so got a bit of a crisis going on.

Beanbag pooped a ton of blood tonight and turns out he has a golf ball sized urolith (like a gallstone) and the surgery to remove it is going to be 2000+ dollars...

I know I just asked you all to help with my car but help me here pls

ko-fi.com/theropod_art
October 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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galaxy class starship reset bios
September 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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This is like from @transferdinand.gay's perspective but I'm still the one who can't get put back together again lmao...

Where did I leave my fucking Flexeril 😅
he humpty on my dumpty 'til all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put me back together again
September 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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It's bisexual visibility day?

That seems unnecessary...

I mean those fuckers invented lighting
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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The birds are thirsty this time of year

#deer 🦌
September 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM