Albert Scrawler
@albertscrawler.bsky.social
Dog walker, writer, family idiot
Tries to grow food.
Tries to grow food.
This must have some truth to it. Makes perfect sense for me
America has maybe 5 years left maximum before it collapses. That's why those in power don't care that you've noticed how corrupt they are. It's over. They're just stealing what they can before leaving.
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
This must have some truth to it. Makes perfect sense for me
Ooooooh. Good question
All I've been able to think about for the last few days is whether drinking my tea from bone china cups stops it from being vegan. We only have bone china cups. Wife and I have been vegan for 15 years. Do we have to throw out a wedding present from her parents?
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Ooooooh. Good question
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A brief thread on Trump renewing his threat to sue the BBC.
(Note I am not an American lawyer, this is perspective of an English legal commentator.)
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(Note I am not an American lawyer, this is perspective of an English legal commentator.)
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November 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
A brief thread on Trump renewing his threat to sue the BBC.
(Note I am not an American lawyer, this is perspective of an English legal commentator.)
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(Note I am not an American lawyer, this is perspective of an English legal commentator.)
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🚨Our BBC is under attack 🚨 We can't let those that want to see it torn up & replaced by the likes of GBNews or Fox win. Sign the open letter now to demand the new BBC boss is someone that will protect the BBC, not let its enemies tear it down: 38d.gs/2sa8
Sign the petition: save our BBC: don't let the likes of Trump and his UK cronies meddle with our public broadcaster
🚨Our BBC is under attack 🚨 We can't let those that want to see it torn up & replaced by the likes of GBNews or Fox win. Sign the open letter now to demand the new BBC boss is someone that will protect...
38d.gs
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
🚨Our BBC is under attack 🚨 We can't let those that want to see it torn up & replaced by the likes of GBNews or Fox win. Sign the open letter now to demand the new BBC boss is someone that will protect the BBC, not let its enemies tear it down: 38d.gs/2sa8
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O2's putting prices up more than it said it would when people signed up. It makes a mockery of Ofcom’s rules. You’ve a right to leave penalty free within 30 days of notification! Here’s how to save large!
For more watch the full Martin Lewis Money Show at ITVX
For more watch the full Martin Lewis Money Show at ITVX
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
O2's putting prices up more than it said it would when people signed up. It makes a mockery of Ofcom’s rules. You’ve a right to leave penalty free within 30 days of notification! Here’s how to save large!
For more watch the full Martin Lewis Money Show at ITVX
For more watch the full Martin Lewis Money Show at ITVX
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🚨Urgent: Thames Water want permission from Ofwat to ILLEGALLY pollute rivers and seas until 2040.
🤮They want your bills to fill their pockets with gold, while they fill your rivers with sewage.
✍️Sign now. Tell Ofwat to say NO to Thames Water before Tuesday 21st October.
🤮They want your bills to fill their pockets with gold, while they fill your rivers with sewage.
✍️Sign now. Tell Ofwat to say NO to Thames Water before Tuesday 21st October.
Thames Water want to pollute illegally until 2040. Ofwat must say NO.
Thames water want to make at deal with Ofwat, to pollute illegally for 15 years
weownit.org.uk
October 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
🚨Urgent: Thames Water want permission from Ofwat to ILLEGALLY pollute rivers and seas until 2040.
🤮They want your bills to fill their pockets with gold, while they fill your rivers with sewage.
✍️Sign now. Tell Ofwat to say NO to Thames Water before Tuesday 21st October.
🤮They want your bills to fill their pockets with gold, while they fill your rivers with sewage.
✍️Sign now. Tell Ofwat to say NO to Thames Water before Tuesday 21st October.
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Alien Bob's Foolproof Guide to Being Uncancellable:
Step 1: Don't be a shithead.
That concludes Alien Bob's Foolproof Guide to Being Uncancellable.
Please see attached invoice and pay within 30 seconds of reading.
Step 1: Don't be a shithead.
That concludes Alien Bob's Foolproof Guide to Being Uncancellable.
Please see attached invoice and pay within 30 seconds of reading.
October 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Alien Bob's Foolproof Guide to Being Uncancellable:
Step 1: Don't be a shithead.
That concludes Alien Bob's Foolproof Guide to Being Uncancellable.
Please see attached invoice and pay within 30 seconds of reading.
Step 1: Don't be a shithead.
That concludes Alien Bob's Foolproof Guide to Being Uncancellable.
Please see attached invoice and pay within 30 seconds of reading.
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I ordered some hobby knickknacks on Etsy and they offered me the option to personalize the carrying case
May 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I ordered some hobby knickknacks on Etsy and they offered me the option to personalize the carrying case
Just looked out the window. It's Friday
October 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Just looked out the window. It's Friday
Darn tooting
People chucking their fag butts down, right outside the supermarket entrance door, then exhaling their foul mouthful of smoke as they step into the store, are cunts.
October 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Darn tooting
Tru dat
Yeah, yeah. I know. America is important. But I'm so fucking sick of it absolutely dominating the UK news cycle. I get it. You voted in a turd and now you're swimming in fascist shit. But we have our own rightwing wanklord problems that need more national coverage.
October 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Tru dat
😂
You might hate your job. But at least you're not a russian general invited to a meal & drinks with Putin next to an open window.
October 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
😂
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This is a lie.
There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.
But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.
But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
October 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
This is a lie.
There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.
But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.
But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
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NEW from Liberty Investigates:
UK universities have offered to monitor students social media accounts for arms companies concerned about campus protests
Full story below
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
UK universities have offered to monitor students social media accounts for arms companies concerned about campus protests
Full story below
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
UK universities offered to monitor students’ social media for arms firms, emails show
Loughborough, Heriot-Watt and Glasgow corresponded with companies concerned about campus protests
www.theguardian.com
October 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
NEW from Liberty Investigates:
UK universities have offered to monitor students social media accounts for arms companies concerned about campus protests
Full story below
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
UK universities have offered to monitor students social media accounts for arms companies concerned about campus protests
Full story below
www.theguardian.com/education/20...
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With this kind of thinking, Zack Polanski & his UK Green Party are really going to force me to seriously vote for them.
I am falling in love with this party a little bit more every day. 💚
Zack is the man. If only more UK politicians had your conviction, brother.
bright-green.org/2025/10/05/g...
I am falling in love with this party a little bit more every day. 💚
Zack is the man. If only more UK politicians had your conviction, brother.
bright-green.org/2025/10/05/g...
Green Party calls for the IDF to be proscribed as a terrorist organisation
Members overwhelmingly backed the motion
bright-green.org
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
With this kind of thinking, Zack Polanski & his UK Green Party are really going to force me to seriously vote for them.
I am falling in love with this party a little bit more every day. 💚
Zack is the man. If only more UK politicians had your conviction, brother.
bright-green.org/2025/10/05/g...
I am falling in love with this party a little bit more every day. 💚
Zack is the man. If only more UK politicians had your conviction, brother.
bright-green.org/2025/10/05/g...
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Epic 😂
Worked with a guy I hated. An anonymous letter was sent to HR about me with some of the spiteful bullshit things he used to say about me. Everybody thought it was him and refused to work with him so he had to resign. Sorry mate but it was me that sent that letter.
September 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Epic 😂
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Unsolicited writing advice, no. 186:
You don't need to go far to 'get ideas'. Ideas are everywhere: in books, in the news, in conversations with strangers. The secret isn't finding ideas, it's finding new and interesting ways to convey them to readers...
You don't need to go far to 'get ideas'. Ideas are everywhere: in books, in the news, in conversations with strangers. The secret isn't finding ideas, it's finding new and interesting ways to convey them to readers...
September 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Oooof
Zelensky would arrive in Moscow by plane and leave by the window.
September 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Oooof
1 week on and my hole is getting annoying. Think the teeth either side are slightly moving position
Ate a crisp. Then had to see a dentist. That was one "Sensation" I regret
September 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
1 week on and my hole is getting annoying. Think the teeth either side are slightly moving position
Ate a crisp. Then had to see a dentist. That was one "Sensation" I regret
August 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Ate a crisp. Then had to see a dentist. That was one "Sensation" I regret
Look at my cabbage.
I said look at it.
This is the best I've ever grown.
I DEMAND a 🥉 🎖️ medal
I said look at it.
This is the best I've ever grown.
I DEMAND a 🥉 🎖️ medal
August 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Look at my cabbage.
I said look at it.
This is the best I've ever grown.
I DEMAND a 🥉 🎖️ medal
I said look at it.
This is the best I've ever grown.
I DEMAND a 🥉 🎖️ medal
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Most people never get that close to a bomb 💣
I didn’t have a choice. It was my job.
There’s a moment when it hits you. You’re standing on a bomb big enough to destroy a small city
Read—£2.99 e-book
Listen— £5.99
www.audible.co.uk/pd/The-Darkr...
#TrueCrime #Memoir #WomenPhotographers #Books
I didn’t have a choice. It was my job.
There’s a moment when it hits you. You’re standing on a bomb big enough to destroy a small city
Read—£2.99 e-book
Listen— £5.99
www.audible.co.uk/pd/The-Darkr...
#TrueCrime #Memoir #WomenPhotographers #Books
July 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Most people never get that close to a bomb 💣
I didn’t have a choice. It was my job.
There’s a moment when it hits you. You’re standing on a bomb big enough to destroy a small city
Read—£2.99 e-book
Listen— £5.99
www.audible.co.uk/pd/The-Darkr...
#TrueCrime #Memoir #WomenPhotographers #Books
I didn’t have a choice. It was my job.
There’s a moment when it hits you. You’re standing on a bomb big enough to destroy a small city
Read—£2.99 e-book
Listen— £5.99
www.audible.co.uk/pd/The-Darkr...
#TrueCrime #Memoir #WomenPhotographers #Books
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The flooding that devastated Central Texas was the country’s deadliest catastrophe for children in recent memory. More than a quarter of the people who died — at least 133 at last count — were still in elementary school.
The children lost in the Texas floods, remembered by their loved ones
The flooding that ravaged Central Texas before sunrise on the Fourth of July was the country’s deadliest catastrophe for children in recent memory.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The flooding that devastated Central Texas was the country’s deadliest catastrophe for children in recent memory. More than a quarter of the people who died — at least 133 at last count — were still in elementary school.
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With your help, we were able to sponsor a flight for nearly 50 shelter dogs from Texas to rescues in Colorado, Utah, and Washington — making room in Texas facilities to help animals displaced by the state’s floods. It took off this morning!!! Thank you for helping us show up when it matters ❤️🩹
July 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
With your help, we were able to sponsor a flight for nearly 50 shelter dogs from Texas to rescues in Colorado, Utah, and Washington — making room in Texas facilities to help animals displaced by the state’s floods. It took off this morning!!! Thank you for helping us show up when it matters ❤️🩹