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Albert Scrawler
@albertscrawler.bsky.social
Dog walker, writer, family idiot
Tries to grow food.
Ate a crisp. Then had to see a dentist. That was one "Sensation" I regret
August 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Look at my cabbage.
I said look at it.

This is the best I've ever grown.
I DEMAND a 🥉 🎖️ medal
August 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Off to druridge bay with the dogs

Best pic I can muster
July 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Tomorrow morning, a little bundle of joy and carnage will be coming tomorrow morning. She's staying for 48hrs ish.

Can't wait
March 21, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Good to know
February 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Mrs Scrawler cleaned out old veg from fridge yesterday. Gave me, amongst other stuff, a full turnip/swede for them. I've never seen them eat turnip before.
Boy was I in for a surprise 24hrs later. Only have 6 hens.
January 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

Sun is low
Sun is bright
Sun is blinding

Please wear sunglasses when you drive.
No one wants to see your orgasm face as you crash your car blinded.

Trust me. Even with sunglasses it's bloody tricky today

#Consett #dogwalker #safetytips
January 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
When I come back from my holidays my phone will be full of pictures of my wife stuck in the sand.
This AI picture is a prediction 😂
January 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Today's weather
January 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
January 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Happy Sir Isaac Newton Birthday to one and all
December 25, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Here's my review of The Darkroom by AJ Hewitt

@scotlandyardcsi.bsky.social
December 21, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Here was it's first reply
Spot where I went wrong first. Grrr
December 18, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Now I'm picturing you trying to take pics with a camera vs your height
December 18, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Had a very spicy pizza last night. Its brought tears to my eyes TWICE today
December 16, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Knobby over on the other channel is paying #chemtrails to advertise

#NewConspiracy
December 14, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Hands up who's spraying their house with flea treatment today?
Had to cancel Granddaughter / Grandparents day for safety reasons.
Bloody itchy dogs.
December 14, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Today on my walkabout. Found a mushroom I don't think I've seen before. Granted my short term memory is not the best.
December 3, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Someone is enjoying Bear in the Big Blue House

Wonder who?

#Consett #dogwalker #dayoff
November 30, 2024 at 3:33 PM
One Ava-Rose showcasing her new hat. Obviously spoiled by my ugly mug
November 30, 2024 at 2:27 PM
These new handwarmers smell off to me

#Consett #dogwalker
November 29, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Send me your address, I'll post you some
November 23, 2024 at 9:45 AM
HoHoHo to one and all
#Consett #notleavingmyhousetoday
November 23, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Braver man than me. I was wearing full body wind proof clothing. He walks past me without a care in the world.
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
It's as cold out there as it looks
#Consett #dogwalker
November 30, 2023 at 10:02 AM