Albert Scrawler
@albertscrawler.bsky.social
Dog walker, writer, family idiot
Tries to grow food.
Tries to grow food.
Ate a crisp. Then had to see a dentist. That was one "Sensation" I regret
August 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Ate a crisp. Then had to see a dentist. That was one "Sensation" I regret
Look at my cabbage.
I said look at it.
This is the best I've ever grown.
I DEMAND a 🥉 🎖️ medal
I said look at it.
This is the best I've ever grown.
I DEMAND a 🥉 🎖️ medal
August 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Look at my cabbage.
I said look at it.
This is the best I've ever grown.
I DEMAND a 🥉 🎖️ medal
I said look at it.
This is the best I've ever grown.
I DEMAND a 🥉 🎖️ medal
Off to druridge bay with the dogs
Best pic I can muster
Best pic I can muster
July 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Off to druridge bay with the dogs
Best pic I can muster
Best pic I can muster
Tomorrow morning, a little bundle of joy and carnage will be coming tomorrow morning. She's staying for 48hrs ish.
Can't wait
Can't wait
March 21, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Tomorrow morning, a little bundle of joy and carnage will be coming tomorrow morning. She's staying for 48hrs ish.
Can't wait
Can't wait
Mrs Scrawler cleaned out old veg from fridge yesterday. Gave me, amongst other stuff, a full turnip/swede for them. I've never seen them eat turnip before.
Boy was I in for a surprise 24hrs later. Only have 6 hens.
Boy was I in for a surprise 24hrs later. Only have 6 hens.
January 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Mrs Scrawler cleaned out old veg from fridge yesterday. Gave me, amongst other stuff, a full turnip/swede for them. I've never seen them eat turnip before.
Boy was I in for a surprise 24hrs later. Only have 6 hens.
Boy was I in for a surprise 24hrs later. Only have 6 hens.
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
Sun is low
Sun is bright
Sun is blinding
Please wear sunglasses when you drive.
No one wants to see your orgasm face as you crash your car blinded.
Trust me. Even with sunglasses it's bloody tricky today
#Consett #dogwalker #safetytips
Sun is low
Sun is bright
Sun is blinding
Please wear sunglasses when you drive.
No one wants to see your orgasm face as you crash your car blinded.
Trust me. Even with sunglasses it's bloody tricky today
#Consett #dogwalker #safetytips
January 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
Sun is low
Sun is bright
Sun is blinding
Please wear sunglasses when you drive.
No one wants to see your orgasm face as you crash your car blinded.
Trust me. Even with sunglasses it's bloody tricky today
#Consett #dogwalker #safetytips
Sun is low
Sun is bright
Sun is blinding
Please wear sunglasses when you drive.
No one wants to see your orgasm face as you crash your car blinded.
Trust me. Even with sunglasses it's bloody tricky today
#Consett #dogwalker #safetytips
When I come back from my holidays my phone will be full of pictures of my wife stuck in the sand.
This AI picture is a prediction 😂
This AI picture is a prediction 😂
January 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
When I come back from my holidays my phone will be full of pictures of my wife stuck in the sand.
This AI picture is a prediction 😂
This AI picture is a prediction 😂
Today's weather
January 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Today's weather
Happy Sir Isaac Newton Birthday to one and all
December 25, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Happy Sir Isaac Newton Birthday to one and all
December 21, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Here was it's first reply
Spot where I went wrong first. Grrr
Spot where I went wrong first. Grrr
December 18, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Here was it's first reply
Spot where I went wrong first. Grrr
Spot where I went wrong first. Grrr
Now I'm picturing you trying to take pics with a camera vs your height
December 18, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Now I'm picturing you trying to take pics with a camera vs your height
Had a very spicy pizza last night. Its brought tears to my eyes TWICE today
December 16, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Had a very spicy pizza last night. Its brought tears to my eyes TWICE today
December 14, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Hands up who's spraying their house with flea treatment today?
Had to cancel Granddaughter / Grandparents day for safety reasons.
Bloody itchy dogs.
Had to cancel Granddaughter / Grandparents day for safety reasons.
Bloody itchy dogs.
December 14, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Hands up who's spraying their house with flea treatment today?
Had to cancel Granddaughter / Grandparents day for safety reasons.
Bloody itchy dogs.
Had to cancel Granddaughter / Grandparents day for safety reasons.
Bloody itchy dogs.
Today on my walkabout. Found a mushroom I don't think I've seen before. Granted my short term memory is not the best.
December 3, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Today on my walkabout. Found a mushroom I don't think I've seen before. Granted my short term memory is not the best.
November 30, 2024 at 3:33 PM
One Ava-Rose showcasing her new hat. Obviously spoiled by my ugly mug
November 30, 2024 at 2:27 PM
One Ava-Rose showcasing her new hat. Obviously spoiled by my ugly mug
November 29, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Send me your address, I'll post you some
November 23, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Send me your address, I'll post you some
November 23, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Braver man than me. I was wearing full body wind proof clothing. He walks past me without a care in the world.
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Braver man than me. I was wearing full body wind proof clothing. He walks past me without a care in the world.
November 30, 2023 at 10:02 AM