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Alaskan Weeb (Festive)
@alaskanweeb.bsky.social
Mechanical engineer working in civil engineering
A remora to better posters
In a love-hate relationship with anime

Not a lewd account but not *not* a lewd account
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Too much apocalyptic fiction with people who have all their teeth, full stomachs, and well coiffed hair has misled several generations.
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i want to grow this blue sky account because i fucking hate twitter and everyone on it. people on twitter are dumb loser pedophiles who use grok to fulfill their deranged sexual fantasies. i hope those losers just die lmao. also tachyon
January 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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While I do agree that chatbots are not capable of thought or agency and should not be conceptualized that way, if you deputize them to speak for your company that output should be considered yours. If you don’t like it don’t make an LLM public facing. Hire a guy. There’s lots of guys.
The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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Have something nice to distract yourself from the horrors, if only for a moment
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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I know several oil barons, I’ve had the oil and gas industry as clients in a past life: none of them want the Venezuelan oil, it’s dog shit quality and getting the PDVSA fields up to modern standards would take 20 years! It’s just trump being stuck in 1987
At this point the oil barons hardly even care (they can pivot to renewables too). It’s just gender and internal combustion brain
It’s almost like green energy is the only way forward and a handful of oil barons are doing everything in their power to keep that from happening so they can get even richer at the cost of literally everything else in the world.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The abuse that the song Fortunate Son has gone through cannot be understated
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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"this is just a distraction from the epstein files"

fucking listen to yourselves, people in venezuela are terrified and confused right now, are you fucking incapable of worrying and thinking about two issues at the same time??? fucking learn to walk and chew bubblegum at the same time for fuck sake
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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white Americans you don’t need to say you’re scared

you can just talk about the atrocities happening at the hands of our government without going “I’m so scared for our safety 🥺”
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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it really doesn't matter whether maduro was "bad"
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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impeach him already jesus fucking christ
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Need to see Chuck Schumer fist fight the president over this
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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thankfully donald trump is speedrunning administration and political movement suicide. this should be extremely bad for him and his movement long term. democrats please stand against this the world is begging for you to stand strong against imperialism
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM
The alternate timeline me where I didn’t seek therapy and thus successfully joined the Air Force is having such a bad time right now
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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He even got a green-light for oil from Maduro diplomatically, this isn't about oil, it's for fancams and dick-swinging and that's even more damning than a goddamn resource war.
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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from @theonion.com print edition
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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At this point, if a Democratic presidential candidate wants my vote, their platform has to - at bare minimum - include some version of "I am going to put all these freaks in prison for their crimes." Full stop. No compromise. I am now a single issue voter for the dark woke prison camps.
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Two years and 336 days on e: Taste too good in anime, prospective hookup and I just watched a shit load of Delicious in Dungeon and then I went home
Two years and 335 days on e: It is so weird to not have to interrupt my day to take pills. It fucking rips, I wish I did this sooner.
Two years and 334 days on e: Cuddled with a friend while we all watched a movie for new years, which was nice
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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Gensokyo is the place to go if you want to be degraded by powerful hot lesbians (which is better than being degraded by normal people)
January 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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chasers hyping themselves up before sending the creepiest dm imaginable
January 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Great (terrible) news (predictions), everyone, I've updated my awful blog with a post designed to make you, personally, feel very bad.

This is a relatively breezy overview of things to worry about in 2026 mostly related to the election, so check it out!
nocellara.beehiiv.com/p/2026-threa...
2026 Threat Roadmap
Elections, autocracy, memes, and AI loom over a long row to hoe.
nocellara.beehiiv.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough that the attempts to anthropomorphize an algorithm is a fundamental act of journalistic malpractice and an intentional act to shield the people responsible for this. It's fucking shameful.
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM