Alaskan Weeb (Festive)
@alaskanweeb.bsky.social
Mechanical engineer working in civil engineering
A remora to better posters
In a love-hate relationship with anime
Not a lewd account but not *not* a lewd account
A remora to better posters
In a love-hate relationship with anime
Not a lewd account but not *not* a lewd account
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Too much apocalyptic fiction with people who have all their teeth, full stomachs, and well coiffed hair has misled several generations.
You can actually just keep calling them Slave States any time they start acting up, there’s no law against it and if anything it’s patriotic to do so
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You can actually just keep calling them Slave States any time they start acting up, there’s no law against it and if anything it’s patriotic to do so
This thing is awesome
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This thing is awesome
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look. if you want to ban fascists for stochastic terrorism, you have to treat nearly every reference to similar kinds of violence seriously, even when it seems to be a joke. and i have neither the time nor patience to explain why that is the case.
this is a website for 38 year olds.
this is a website for 38 year olds.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
look. if you want to ban fascists for stochastic terrorism, you have to treat nearly every reference to similar kinds of violence seriously, even when it seems to be a joke. and i have neither the time nor patience to explain why that is the case.
this is a website for 38 year olds.
this is a website for 38 year olds.
Look if I don’t want to have people who were ostensibly my base to cheer for my impending death I would not do things that make me hated by people who are ostensibly my base
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson. (via @wesa.fm)
Sen. Fetterman hospitalized in Pittsburgh after heart episode, fall outside his Braddock home
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Look if I don’t want to have people who were ostensibly my base to cheer for my impending death I would not do things that make me hated by people who are ostensibly my base
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sorry sorry i'm trying to delete it sorry
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
sorry sorry i'm trying to delete it sorry
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LOCK THE FUCK IN EVERYONE
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
LOCK THE FUCK IN EVERYONE
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I slept on it and I still can't get "I love when the horse girls run. It reminds me of walkable cities" out of my head
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I slept on it and I still can't get "I love when the horse girls run. It reminds me of walkable cities" out of my head
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btw these people have a podcast that is recorded currently. The Origins Podcast which is part of the Origins Project which received 2 million dollars (at least) of seed money from Epstein.
So yeah.
So yeah.
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
btw these people have a podcast that is recorded currently. The Origins Podcast which is part of the Origins Project which received 2 million dollars (at least) of seed money from Epstein.
So yeah.
So yeah.
Everyone talking about Godzilla because nobody on this website has a left or right brain
Who tf sees a rabbit or turtle??
Y'all blind. That's Godzilla.
Y'all blind. That's Godzilla.
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Everyone talking about Godzilla because nobody on this website has a left or right brain
It’s always fun taking these over time and seeing how my results change (and don’t change) with various life experiences.
Also that it goes for Fighter/Wizard even though there are several other also available classes
Also that it goes for Fighter/Wizard even though there are several other also available classes
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It’s always fun taking these over time and seeing how my results change (and don’t change) with various life experiences.
Also that it goes for Fighter/Wizard even though there are several other also available classes
Also that it goes for Fighter/Wizard even though there are several other also available classes
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move over Beavis
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
move over Beavis
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets.
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lol
The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
International Criminal Court to ditch Microsoft Office for European open source alternative | Euractiv
The court will move its internal work environment to Open Desk, a German-developed open source software
www.euractiv.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
lol
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It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
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Super Thursday Galaxy!
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Super Thursday Galaxy!
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I enjoy drawing antiquity and women's fashion inspired by old paintings.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I enjoy drawing antiquity and women's fashion inspired by old paintings.
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I too can be fooled by the promise of a tasty burger.
August 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I too can be fooled by the promise of a tasty burger.
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so glad the child sexual abuse panic was squarely pointed at folks like me by the people actually doing it & the public was like “yeah, seems right—freaks did it. not the men with all the money & fighting to keep child marriage legal, the women that are legal to kill in 30 states if you’re nervous.”
What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
so glad the child sexual abuse panic was squarely pointed at folks like me by the people actually doing it & the public was like “yeah, seems right—freaks did it. not the men with all the money & fighting to keep child marriage legal, the women that are legal to kill in 30 states if you’re nervous.”