akpittman.bsky.social
@akpittman.bsky.social
Author, Connoisseur of Pop Culture, Middle School Teacher.
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Booker: I’m standing for Jersey
July 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Add some snaps and we might have our next Hamilton.
If it weren’t so dangerous, it’d be an incredible dark comedy. An orange felon w/ a hillbilly sidekick, alcoholic news bro, short king warhawk, and culty Assad apologist keeping us “safe”, while a brain-wormed ex-addict & a WWE chair magnet teach us how to be smart and healthy.
June 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Lol...actually waiting on the imminent arrival of gramdbaby #2!
When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.
June 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Today wasn't Taco Tuesday, but it was taco twoday, because I had tacos for breakfast and tacos for supper with extra schadenfreude sauce.
May 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'll be doing some summer reading shopping...
A month in and #Sinners is back on top of the box office, as it should be. If you want to keep the vibes going, here are some books for your TBR. reactormag.com/what-to-read...
What to Read After Watching Sinners - Reactor
These 20 titles should tide you over until your next screening...
reactormag.com
May 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
OK. Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong, and I'll delete in disgrace, but does this mean we will have a Pope who can vote in our next election?
May 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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😭😭
April 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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It's the most right-wing evangelical thing ever that they set up a concentration camp in a country named after Jesus.
April 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
First country on the list? Georgeglassistan
🎶 Because the list (the list) does not exist
Because the list does not exist 🎶

~ Hall and Oates on tariff deals
New on @MSNBC: The White House will not release the list of 75 countries that have reached out on trade deals, despite requests from NBC News.
April 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
April 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
@booker.senate.gov spoke for 25 hours on the criminality depravity of our president. I can't wait for Part 2!
April 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Super happy for the winning...but I miss the days when this Texas girl didn't give a hoot about the Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin.
April 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Cannot WAIT to read this one!
Today is the day! The Stars and Their Light is available now!

When a mysterious object crashes in the desert outside Roswell, NM in 1947, the event shakes the lives and faith of several characters, including a nun who came to Roswell to found a new monastery.

#ufosky #booksky
April 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Every loser who voted to confirm this guy needs to be buried under a mountain of Reply All.
March 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Declaring something is invalid doesn’t mean that it is. Write that with your autopen.
March 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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#vss365

fall asleep scrolling
to lullaby of outrage
miss our wake-up call

#lullaby
March 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
At a local burger place for a Spring Break Saturday night date, and it looks, feels, and sounds like a J6 reunion.
March 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Captain America SPOILER: in which an orangish monster president, under the mind control of an evil genius, destroys Washington.
February 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Stephen. Remind people that they’re not helpless
February 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I hope at tonight's 30-hour filibuster the Dems talk about the inauguration of my 7th graders
Type “I hope at tonight’s 30- hour filibuster the Dems talk about” and let autocorrect fill in the rest.
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
First look at Oscar Isaac as Dr. Frankenstein in Guillermo del Toro’s #Frankenstein.

Releasing in November on Netflix.
January 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM