akpittman.bsky.social
@akpittman.bsky.social
Author, Connoisseur of Pop Culture, Middle School Teacher.
Someone needs to learn the difference between mimicking and mocking.
August 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Just realized I am subconsciously doing the same, lol.
July 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I honestly don't understand why maga would be mad about the coverup. Doesn't it protect their guy?
July 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I truly do not understand: given the photos like this, I don't understand why MAGA is upset that Bondi ended the story. Wouldn't they want their guy protected?
July 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
So true, but it was true in November 2024, too. I just keep falling into discouragement, and today just kicked my ass.
July 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Work will make you free.
July 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
We've just been let down so many times before.
July 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Did they say, "Sir. Bring us Peace." With tears in their eyes.
June 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It is visceral.
June 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
He forgot to thank us for our attention to this matter.
June 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Immediate screenshot and put in phone tbr file.
June 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Add some snaps and we might have our next Hamilton.
June 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
....at a military parade for a millionaire's son.
June 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yes. Now, they all need to VOTE. November 2028 is a long way off. We need these margins.
June 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just here to say how much I love that book.
I feel like I'm actually falling in love every time I read it.
I blush and giggle and get butterflies of both delight and dread.
And it is cathartically sad and hopeful.
June 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is what happens when you read your Bible but don't read the room.
May 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That depends. Do you have a supple wrist?
May 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
We had twins, and teeth were falling out everywhere, and we'd forget which kid lost what and put the dollar under the wrong pillow...so we just sat them down, told them the truth, and bought the video game system they wanted to cover all future teeth.
April 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I think people play-pretend to negotiate with him to keep him busy. Like, ooooh! Who's on the phone? It's Chi-nah! Want to talk to Chi-nah!
April 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM