Elizabeth Rogers
@ahumorlessfem.bsky.social
A humorless feminist. I have no sense of humor, none. Contact: humorlessrants@gmail.com
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Been pondering about future elections.
1. There will be one in 2026 and 2028. Far too many ambitious Republicans not to be.
2. If Trump isn't dead, expect him to attempt a 3rd term.
3. Expect sufficient corruption at SCOTUS for at least 2 votes for it.
1. There will be one in 2026 and 2028. Far too many ambitious Republicans not to be.
2. If Trump isn't dead, expect him to attempt a 3rd term.
3. Expect sufficient corruption at SCOTUS for at least 2 votes for it.
Yes
No
No
Two part question: Are you doing better today than you were this time last year--financially and emotionally?
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Yes
No
No
Because breaking down church doors has never backfired on anyone.
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Because breaking down church doors has never backfired on anyone.
So many replies are "I will totally support Alexandria Ocasio Cortez!"
Elizabeth Warren says hi.
Elizabeth Warren says hi.
Former first lady Michelle Obama said America is "not ready for a woman" president during a conversation at her New York book event. https://cnn.it/43ApuKZ
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
So many replies are "I will totally support Alexandria Ocasio Cortez!"
Elizabeth Warren says hi.
Elizabeth Warren says hi.
Keep waiting to be surprised by the current released Epstein files. And yet only got mildly shocked that rich assholes refuse to use spell check.
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Keep waiting to be surprised by the current released Epstein files. And yet only got mildly shocked that rich assholes refuse to use spell check.
Gross
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Gross
*snickers*
BREAKING
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
*snickers*
I keep thinking about the multiplier effect going negative.
And government workers working for free still have to pay for gas to go to work. What happens when those workers can't pay for that? Do they walk?
And government workers working for free still have to pay for gas to go to work. What happens when those workers can't pay for that? Do they walk?
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I keep thinking about the multiplier effect going negative.
And government workers working for free still have to pay for gas to go to work. What happens when those workers can't pay for that? Do they walk?
And government workers working for free still have to pay for gas to go to work. What happens when those workers can't pay for that? Do they walk?
Me on the current situation.
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Me on the current situation.
I didn't pass the California bar.
I did some retail therapy and bought a house.
I did some retail therapy and bought a house.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I didn't pass the California bar.
I did some retail therapy and bought a house.
I did some retail therapy and bought a house.
DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB!!!
GOP SEN. JOHN KENNEDY: It may be 2026 when we'll come out of the shutdown.
REPORTERS: 😳
KENNEDY: I'm not kidding, you guys. I mean, you see what I see. Okay? This shutdown is going to last a long time. What's going to get us out of it?
REPORTERS: 😳
KENNEDY: I'm not kidding, you guys. I mean, you see what I see. Okay? This shutdown is going to last a long time. What's going to get us out of it?
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB!!!
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Oh please. We all know he is a child rapist financial crime committing monster.
I would be surprised by one thing: he told epstein that epstein went too far with a child.
I would be surprised by one thing: he told epstein that epstein went too far with a child.
Rumors about Donald Trump’s connection to Jeffrey Epstein have gripped the Republican Party.
Conservative representatives with ties to the FBI & DOJ have spilled that the details of the Epstein files, involving nude young girls sitting on Trump's lap, are “worse” for Trump than previously reported
Conservative representatives with ties to the FBI & DOJ have spilled that the details of the Epstein files, involving nude young girls sitting on Trump's lap, are “worse” for Trump than previously reported
DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files Are Even Worse for Trump
Details in the files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh please. We all know he is a child rapist financial crime committing monster.
I would be surprised by one thing: he told epstein that epstein went too far with a child.
I would be surprised by one thing: he told epstein that epstein went too far with a child.
Breaking: News orgs attempts to find new ways to punnify the government hoagie loss.
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Breaking: News orgs attempts to find new ways to punnify the government hoagie loss.
Satan! Quit missing!
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Satan! Quit missing!
It isn't just in play.
McCaskill: There's people like Sherrod Brown and Roy Cooper that are very happy tonight. We didn't think the senate was going to be in play next year. I think after tonight, it’s in play.
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It isn't just in play.
😍😍😍😍
A seeming bit of history tonight as Ghazala Hashmi becomes the first Asian American to win statewide office in Virginia - and the first Muslim woman to win statewide office *anywhere* in the United States.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
😍😍😍😍
Which should be the first clue to Republicans that gerrymandering will bite their entire asses out.
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Which should be the first clue to Republicans that gerrymandering will bite their entire asses out.
Heh, I get back from my walk just in time...
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Heh, I get back from my walk just in time...
*laughs*
the NYT website is down
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
*laughs*
WRONG ONE SATAN.
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
WRONG ONE SATAN.
Threaten me with a good time...
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Threaten me with a good time...
One day, I will figure out why my clients almost all love me...but men think I'm garbage.
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October 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
One day, I will figure out why my clients almost all love me...but men think I'm garbage.
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I HAVE TOO MUCH WORK ALREADY. (I have a lot of sex discrimination cases.)
"...a male correspondent was initially included on the layoff list but was removed after he appealed directly to the new editor-in-chief, Bari Weiss, leading to another female correspondent being added to the list at the last minute."
CBS News fired 8 on-air personalities in latest layoffs. All of them are women
EXCLUSIVE: Multiple sources told The Independent that senior foreign correspondent Debora Patta was added to the layoff list following a last-minute change by editor-in-chief Bari Weiss.
www.independent.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I HAVE TOO MUCH WORK ALREADY. (I have a lot of sex discrimination cases.)
Except Zorg's products actually worked.
As folks keep pointing out, Musk has likely never read/understood SciFi or fantasy, and continues to show his 'knowledge' of them at lolzy levels.
So the only thing you need to know is the closest thing Musk is to SciFi is he is reality's version of the character: Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg.
So the only thing you need to know is the closest thing Musk is to SciFi is he is reality's version of the character: Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg.
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Except Zorg's products actually worked.