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Salty broad. Childless sociopath. Mavis's mom. 🐾 she/her
Pinned
Do not obey.
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This is the exact level of contempt and disrespect I want to see local law enforcement display towards any and every member of ICE and USCBP
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say

"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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It's a slave labor camp for homeless people.
Dozens of homeless advocates, clergy and others demonstrated against plans for what’s being termed a “mega-shelter” in Salt Lake City: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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What are your top five movie genres? Mine are:

-people battle aliens invading the planet
-aliens battle people invading the planet
-teens trying to have sex get murdered
-people in spandex fight criminals / each other
-let’s do this day again until we learn a lesson
What are your top five movie genres? Mine are:
- old ladies do shenanigans but it’s ok
- bad boy with a heart of gold gets the girl & saves the day
- carefree teens have fun, tragedy ensues, everyone has to grow up now
- washed up con and gang of wacky misfits pull one last job
- natural disasters
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

1. Saving the Community Center via breakdancing
2. Washed up baseball player LOVES him some pussy
3. Road House
4. People getting hornt about car crashes
5. Herzog
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What are your top five movie genres? Mine are:
- old ladies do shenanigans but it’s ok
- bad boy with a heart of gold gets the girl & saves the day
- carefree teens have fun, tragedy ensues, everyone has to grow up now
- washed up con and gang of wacky misfits pull one last job
- natural disasters
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

1. Saving the Community Center via breakdancing
2. Washed up baseball player LOVES him some pussy
3. Road House
4. People getting hornt about car crashes
5. Herzog
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- misunderstood hermit who hates everyone saves everyone
- rampaging psychopath gets their comeuppance
- person puts themselves in danger to uncover a dark secret then regrets uncovering dark secret
- sassy vigilantes fuck shit up
- dogs as sidekicks
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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See that Rolex clock and gold bar?

It looks like those Swiss gifts paid off.

Trump cut tariffs on Swiss goods — like luxury watches — from 39% to 15%.

While Trump’s tariffs increase prices for Americans, billionaire CEOs and foreign companies sucking up to Trump get relief.
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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It’s hard to explain how much it sucks to be more than halfway through the life of an American citizen and realize it’s all downhill from here for both you and the country that you grew up in.
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
there are two kinds of people who show up to public meetings to share comments:

1) thoughtful, well-informed individuals sharing factual information and qualitative feedback about how proposed policies will impact their lives and livelihoods, and

2) republicans
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Rap used to be about going to your friend’s house for dinner as a kid, but the food’s just no good. Now it’s about exposing your rivals as a pedophiles.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Politics used to be about finding methods of helping people survive and thrive, now it’s about exposing your rivals as pedophiles.
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Social media used to be about showing people absolutely unappealing pictures of your dogshit lunch, and now it’s about exposing your rivals as pedophiles.
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein’s e-mails used to be about discussing and planning fun pedophilia-centric activities among a vast network of the rich and powerful, but now it’s about exposing your rivals as pedophiles.
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
the irony of that fat fuck calling a woman piggy. it’s galling.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Been a hot minute but Izzy wishes to reassure everyone she’s rooting for all of you
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Per CNN, Elizabeth Warren is calling on Harvard to cut ties with Larry Summers after Jeffrey Epstein's emails released last week by House Dems featured Summers making sexist comments + asking for Epstein’s romantic advice.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
he's dying and everyone but fox news viewers know it.
not really a great sign for the consolidation of your personalist regime if your same-party allies are openly talking about their presumed campaigns before you’ve even gotten through the first year of your term
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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The party brand may be garbage because of the reputations of the most prominent national Democrats, but the base is righteous and we should say it
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I’m a Zohran Mamdani-Jennifer Welch-Andy Beshear Democrat, and tbh I think there are way more of us than the supposed centrist Schumer types
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
my brother-in-law thinks the blowiob photo can’t be real because “there’s no way Trump would ever do anything to give pleasure to another person.”
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
good morning people
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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I’m pretty sure things would be way better if we elected Kamala Harris.
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM