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@aftiej.bsky.social
Salty broad. Childless sociopath. Mavis's mom. 🐾 she/her
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Best live performers I’ve ever seen, in order:
1. Weird Al Yankovic
2. Mavis Staples
3. Ariana Grande
1. Weird Al Yankovic
2. Mavis Staples
3. Ariana Grande
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Best live performers I’ve ever seen, in order:
1. Weird Al Yankovic
2. Mavis Staples
3. Ariana Grande
1. Weird Al Yankovic
2. Mavis Staples
3. Ariana Grande
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Bridget Humiliated by Lavender Sweater; Vows Revenge
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Bridget Humiliated by Lavender Sweater; Vows Revenge
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This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
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Here are some nice mushrooms for you
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms for you
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A personal favorite of mine.
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A personal favorite of mine.
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bro literally just wants to do ceremonial monarch shit - go golfing, go to musicals, go to sports matches, hand out the awards
A ridiculous coda to this story: A USTA source tells me that Trump wanted to hand out the trophy to the winner of the US Open men's final but the organizers said no and compromised by displaying the trophy on the balcony of the Rolex suite where he was sitting.
NEW — I wrote about attending the US Open with Trump in attendance, and what the tepid reaction to a fascist at a sporting event says about this country.
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
bro literally just wants to do ceremonial monarch shit - go golfing, go to musicals, go to sports matches, hand out the awards
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December 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Timing of MTG leaving congress and then all of a sudden the FBI finding the bomber after sitting on the evidence for years is just a little sus.
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Timing of MTG leaving congress and then all of a sudden the FBI finding the bomber after sitting on the evidence for years is just a little sus.
he’s going to pardon him and host him for Christmas at the White House because we live in an uncivilized fascist hellscape
I’m guessing it’s a 50/50 chance the pipe bomber gets a pardon, based on what letter comes after his name.
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
he’s going to pardon him and host him for Christmas at the White House because we live in an uncivilized fascist hellscape
this shit is why no matter what happens in the next year, i will be voting for JB Pritzker in the primary. he’s the only one with any fucking balls.
Mark Kelly is being directly targeted by Trump and he’s responding to those threats - good! - but then Kelly goes and votes to confirm one of Trump’s judicial nominees.
Why would you actively help your abuser? Come on, Dems. Show some damn courage and insight.
Why would you actively help your abuser? Come on, Dems. Show some damn courage and insight.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
this shit is why no matter what happens in the next year, i will be voting for JB Pritzker in the primary. he’s the only one with any fucking balls.
i over waxed one of my eyebrows and i am stepping away from the bathroom mirror now. 👁️ 👁️
this is what i get for doing it sober first thing in the morning instead of stoned late at night, as is my custom.
this is what i get for doing it sober first thing in the morning instead of stoned late at night, as is my custom.
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i over waxed one of my eyebrows and i am stepping away from the bathroom mirror now. 👁️ 👁️
this is what i get for doing it sober first thing in the morning instead of stoned late at night, as is my custom.
this is what i get for doing it sober first thing in the morning instead of stoned late at night, as is my custom.
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All three branches of the federal government’s relationship with American citizens is basically a hostage situation
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
All three branches of the federal government’s relationship with American citizens is basically a hostage situation
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Dismayed to hear that ICE will be taking enforcement actions at the USCIS office here in Salt Lake City. Immigrants are our neighbors & these are folks who are following the rules. I’m committed to investigating the ICE facility in WVC on day one if I’m elected to Congress.
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Dismayed to hear that ICE will be taking enforcement actions at the USCIS office here in Salt Lake City. Immigrants are our neighbors & these are folks who are following the rules. I’m committed to investigating the ICE facility in WVC on day one if I’m elected to Congress.
if there’s one thing i learned on reddit this week, it’s that Paul Dano slander will not be tolerated
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if there’s one thing i learned on reddit this week, it’s that Paul Dano slander will not be tolerated
got my tickets to see HAMNET tomorrow. can't wait. loved the book, film looks gorgeous. 🎬🍿🎭
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
got my tickets to see HAMNET tomorrow. can't wait. loved the book, film looks gorgeous. 🎬🍿🎭
for the office holiday party white elephant gift (limit $20), i have purchased:
- a lock pick set
- a black balaclava
- a pair of lightweight black gloves
🥷🔐
- a lock pick set
- a black balaclava
- a pair of lightweight black gloves
🥷🔐
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
for the office holiday party white elephant gift (limit $20), i have purchased:
- a lock pick set
- a black balaclava
- a pair of lightweight black gloves
🥷🔐
- a lock pick set
- a black balaclava
- a pair of lightweight black gloves
🥷🔐
We need to talk about pro-ana culture.
There’s An Unspoken Message That ‘Wicked’ Is Sending — And It’s Alarming. I Should Know.
"Millions of women like me are seeing this latest cultural shift and thinking: We already fought this battle."
www.huffpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We need to talk about pro-ana culture.
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Telling a child that Santa isn't real is one of the hardest things about being a party clown
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Telling a child that Santa isn't real is one of the hardest things about being a party clown
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The autumn leaves have mostly gone now but here’s a colorful scene from a couple weeks ago for the #ArtAdventCalendar
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December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The autumn leaves have mostly gone now but here’s a colorful scene from a couple weeks ago for the #ArtAdventCalendar
🌿
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Very excited for @nateforutah.bsky.social
One reason I decided to run for Congress is this will be a change cycle. There's going to be a team of us going to Congress who will work together to get real, structural changes done.
Will be great to have @nateforutah.bsky.social on that team.
One reason I decided to run for Congress is this will be a change cycle. There's going to be a team of us going to Congress who will work together to get real, structural changes done.
Will be great to have @nateforutah.bsky.social on that team.
New ad dropped. Let’s go! I'm running for Congress in Utah's 1st District to take on big corporations & the billionaires. To make housing & energy more affordable, fight for Medicare for All, protect our public lands, & to build a future for all of us.
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Very excited for @nateforutah.bsky.social
One reason I decided to run for Congress is this will be a change cycle. There's going to be a team of us going to Congress who will work together to get real, structural changes done.
Will be great to have @nateforutah.bsky.social on that team.
One reason I decided to run for Congress is this will be a change cycle. There's going to be a team of us going to Congress who will work together to get real, structural changes done.
Will be great to have @nateforutah.bsky.social on that team.
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I was really willing to give Curtis the benefit of the doubt, particularly after talking to him about a year ago before he waffled on the Gaetz nomination. He could have been Romney and taken an occasional stand. "Concern" is not enough.
utahpolitics.news/john-curtiss...
utahpolitics.news/john-curtiss...
John Curtis's Hegseth vote faces fallout after Caribbean strikes
Utah Sen. John Curtis’s vote confirmed Pete Hegseth. After reporting on a “kill everybody” order and a second strike, war crimes questions mount.
utahpolitics.news
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I was really willing to give Curtis the benefit of the doubt, particularly after talking to him about a year ago before he waffled on the Gaetz nomination. He could have been Romney and taken an occasional stand. "Concern" is not enough.
utahpolitics.news/john-curtiss...
utahpolitics.news/john-curtiss...
New ad dropped. Let’s go! I'm running for Congress in Utah's 1st District to take on big corporations & the billionaires. To make housing & energy more affordable, fight for Medicare for All, protect our public lands, & to build a future for all of us.
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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New ad dropped. Let’s go! I'm running for Congress in Utah's 1st District to take on big corporations & the billionaires. To make housing & energy more affordable, fight for Medicare for All, protect our public lands, & to build a future for all of us.
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
New ad dropped. Let’s go! I'm running for Congress in Utah's 1st District to take on big corporations & the billionaires. To make housing & energy more affordable, fight for Medicare for All, protect our public lands, & to build a future for all of us.