Jeremy Gibbens
@afterglide.com
"Proficient at internet" -case worker
Remaster of ALF where you can see someone's hand up Willie's ass.
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Remaster of ALF where you can see someone's hand up Willie's ass.
Don't be afraid to discard your drafts.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Don't be afraid to discard your drafts.
Not a good look (your face).
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Not a good look (your face).
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Free 100% winning message for any Democratic presidential candidate:
“I will undo literally everything that asshole did, as quickly as possible, and prosecute the hell out of his accomplices. And him however and wherever we can.
Minute one: we bulldoze the old man’s stupid ballroom.”
WINNER.
“I will undo literally everything that asshole did, as quickly as possible, and prosecute the hell out of his accomplices. And him however and wherever we can.
Minute one: we bulldoze the old man’s stupid ballroom.”
WINNER.
October 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Free 100% winning message for any Democratic presidential candidate:
“I will undo literally everything that asshole did, as quickly as possible, and prosecute the hell out of his accomplices. And him however and wherever we can.
Minute one: we bulldoze the old man’s stupid ballroom.”
WINNER.
“I will undo literally everything that asshole did, as quickly as possible, and prosecute the hell out of his accomplices. And him however and wherever we can.
Minute one: we bulldoze the old man’s stupid ballroom.”
WINNER.
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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
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But does Tylenol PM cause Night Autism?
September 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
But does Tylenol PM cause Night Autism?
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Did you know the toilets in Australia flush in the opposite direction? (They pull poos from the sewer and spit them at you)
September 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Did you know the toilets in Australia flush in the opposite direction? (They pull poos from the sewer and spit them at you)
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It's time for the annual MN State Fair terrible rap album covers from me and @afterglide.com
These are our best work since the giant gavels
These are our best work since the giant gavels
August 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It's time for the annual MN State Fair terrible rap album covers from me and @afterglide.com
These are our best work since the giant gavels
These are our best work since the giant gavels
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I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*
August 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*
Cracker Barrel backlash = Cracklash
August 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Cracker Barrel backlash = Cracklash
Your shit house, it is brick.
August 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Your shit house, it is brick.
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getting dinner at The Old Spaghetti Factory
August 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
getting dinner at The Old Spaghetti Factory
Your Hawk, it is Hudson.
July 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Your Hawk, it is Hudson.
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Imagine going to Greece for a vacation and complaining that they only had Greek food and not the particular food from your home country.
Now imagine the exquisite native cuisine you demand they serve you is ENGLISH FOOD.
Now imagine the exquisite native cuisine you demand they serve you is ENGLISH FOOD.
Your rights if a hotel refuses to serve English food on a foreign holiday
A consumer rights champion has explained the rules after one woman had to eat Greek food every day on her Greek holiday
www.mirror.co.uk
July 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Imagine going to Greece for a vacation and complaining that they only had Greek food and not the particular food from your home country.
Now imagine the exquisite native cuisine you demand they serve you is ENGLISH FOOD.
Now imagine the exquisite native cuisine you demand they serve you is ENGLISH FOOD.
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They finally made the milk from that hotel
Dictated but not fragged.
Elon Musk’s lawyer claimed that he “does not use a computer” in a Sunday court filing related to his lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent month.
Elon Musk's Lawyers Claim He 'Does Not Use a Computer'
The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk's ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the last year.
www.wired.com
June 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Dictated but not fragged.
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ABC News says Vance Boelter has been arrested.
June 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
ABC News says Vance Boelter has been arrested.
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please scrub your reddit before announcing your run for mayor
June 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
please scrub your reddit before announcing your run for mayor
Why do flying superheroes in movies always have a cape? Being able to subvert gravity through sheer will isn't flashy enough, you drama queen?
May 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Why do flying superheroes in movies always have a cape? Being able to subvert gravity through sheer will isn't flashy enough, you drama queen?
[unprompted and unnoticed] I'll see myself out.
April 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
[unprompted and unnoticed] I'll see myself out.