Next rap album cover: a pile of steaming unseasoned broccoli and chicken breasts

*writing on post-it note about to be stuck onto my 15-inch deep CRT monitor* Duck... Duck
Go. Got it.*slap*

We'll put a pin in it until Thanksgiving.

Do it while I'm still weak!

I saw signs for her for city council and Jazz for mayor in the same yard while out on my run today and was like how.

'ppreciate it.

I ran 2 miles over my lunch break today on stiff knees and sore calves. You can have both of 'em (the miles, not the sore things)

I was sitting, and it wouldn't have helped in hindsight, but I still should have.

I sang the intro to this song to Liz today in response to something she said about the fair starting tomorrow and she thought I was just riffing a tune. 😭 I forgot she's never seen the 4-H musical or the O.G. musical.

My god. I'd harvest the hell out of some barley with that.