New Version Jesus
@adamkadmon01.bsky.social
📍PDX. Casually poly and married. Queer latine constantly sleepy guy with a dash of disability and disaster. Can only relate to people via nerdy things. He/him.
More nsfw than before 🇨🇴🏳️🌈 ♐️
More nsfw than before 🇨🇴🏳️🌈 ♐️
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Y’all being a lil gay tonight?
February 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Y’all being a lil gay tonight?
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TikToker and content creator Arii recreates her iconic meme photos 10 years later.
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
TikToker and content creator Arii recreates her iconic meme photos 10 years later.
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the nation of Swedens actual social media account in 2014
February 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day from the nation of Swedens actual social media account in 2014
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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when you find out your internet boyfriends who live thousands of miles away are in relationships
February 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
when you find out your internet boyfriends who live thousands of miles away are in relationships
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h♥a♥p♥p♥y♥ ♥v♥a♥l♥e♥n♥t♥i♥n♥e♥s♥ ♥d♥a♥y
February 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
h♥a♥p♥p♥y♥ ♥v♥a♥l♥e♥n♥t♥i♥n♥e♥s♥ ♥d♥a♥y
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“I need brain fluid” diva me too
February 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
“I need brain fluid” diva me too
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happy valentine's day lil nidorans! 🐇🦏💕
February 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
happy valentine's day lil nidorans! 🐇🦏💕
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
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Me and whoomf and whoomf??
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Me and whoomf and whoomf??
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fall in love again and again
February 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
fall in love again and again
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happy sphealentine's day
February 14, 2026 at 1:55 PM
happy sphealentine's day
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The big impact of your "little prompt" in ChatGPT
And imagine how even bigger the impact is with your prompt in Sora
And imagine how even bigger the impact is with your prompt in Sora
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The big impact of your "little prompt" in ChatGPT
And imagine how even bigger the impact is with your prompt in Sora
And imagine how even bigger the impact is with your prompt in Sora
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FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING NEWS
WE'RE GREENLIT, YA'LL!!!
(I'm not watching this yet~ I'll be reacting to the video in 30 minutes on stream ;D)
BUT YAY!! MORE #KNIGHTSOFGUINEVERE IS COMING YOUR WAY!!! ❤️🧡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oC8...
(I'm not watching this yet~ I'll be reacting to the video in 30 minutes on stream ;D)
BUT YAY!! MORE #KNIGHTSOFGUINEVERE IS COMING YOUR WAY!!! ❤️🧡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oC8...
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE ANNOUNCEMENT
YouTube video by GLITCH
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING NEWS
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I can’t relate to someone unless we have some kind of common interest. Sometimes when I talk I sound like I don’t care at all. Plus I have a lil bit of a resting bitch face and sometimes monotone voice.
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 14, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I can’t relate to someone unless we have some kind of common interest. Sometimes when I talk I sound like I don’t care at all. Plus I have a lil bit of a resting bitch face and sometimes monotone voice.
@fuzzerhop.bsky.social I think someone might beat you 😳
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 AM
@fuzzerhop.bsky.social I think someone might beat you 😳
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losing my mind at the fact almost everything is a damn subscription nowadays like i’m tireddddd
February 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
losing my mind at the fact almost everything is a damn subscription nowadays like i’m tireddddd
Oh no my cabbage is sun bleached. #pokemonsleep
February 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Oh no my cabbage is sun bleached. #pokemonsleep
I have not felt this bad from a high blood sugar in a while. Send help
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I have not felt this bad from a high blood sugar in a while. Send help
Teleportation
Telekinesis
Universal awareness(to understand and be understood with all forms of language)
Telekinesis
Universal awareness(to understand and be understood with all forms of language)
3 superpowers just manifested in you.
Name them.
Name them.
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Teleportation
Telekinesis
Universal awareness(to understand and be understood with all forms of language)
Telekinesis
Universal awareness(to understand and be understood with all forms of language)