Achilles Heel
@achillesheeel.bsky.social
Recently single at 55, I guess there's no choice but to start over. Here for inspirational memes, puppies and nsfw funny junk! Progressive minded🌊
1:30am and hallelujah!!! Finally got power back.🙏 After two wild and crazy nights, I might just crash out and get much needed rest this morning.
January 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
1:30am and hallelujah!!! Finally got power back.🙏 After two wild and crazy nights, I might just crash out and get much needed rest this morning.
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It’s weird to think that Elon Musk will end up having paid far less for the United States Government than he did for Twitter
December 19, 2024 at 2:44 AM
It’s weird to think that Elon Musk will end up having paid far less for the United States Government than he did for Twitter
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It's really nice outside. Lots of people out walking their phones.
December 26, 2024 at 8:18 PM
It's really nice outside. Lots of people out walking their phones.
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I’m emotionally unstable, which means I’m a lot of fun in the sack.
December 17, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I’m emotionally unstable, which means I’m a lot of fun in the sack.
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Dear piece of thread that won't go into the vacuum cleaner,
Fuck you.
Dear piece of thread that won't go into the vacuum cleaner,
Fuck you.
December 13, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Dear piece of thread that won't go into the vacuum cleaner,
Fuck you.
Dear piece of thread that won't go into the vacuum cleaner,
Fuck you.
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Life comes at you fast. One minute you’re doing coke off the back of a dive bar toilet and the next you’re excited to have a nuthatch and a titmouse at the feeder at the same time.
December 4, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Life comes at you fast. One minute you’re doing coke off the back of a dive bar toilet and the next you’re excited to have a nuthatch and a titmouse at the feeder at the same time.
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🎵that’s me in the corner. that’s me in my sweatpants, eating my doritos🎵
December 11, 2024 at 12:12 AM
🎵that’s me in the corner. that’s me in my sweatpants, eating my doritos🎵
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The CEO killer had easier access to guns than health insurance. That sums America up in a nutshell.
December 8, 2024 at 4:36 PM
The CEO killer had easier access to guns than health insurance. That sums America up in a nutshell.
Thank God for a beautiful blessed Monday!
No one ever thanks Me for Monday.
December 9, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Thank God for a beautiful blessed Monday!
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Post somebody you've been told you look like, but you don't
December 6, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Post somebody you've been told you look like, but you don't
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fuck flowers, send me a basket of chicken nuggets or gtfo.
December 6, 2024 at 3:27 AM
fuck flowers, send me a basket of chicken nuggets or gtfo.
💯👏👏👏
Rolling my eyes at the people who followed thousands of people & begged for followers just so they can go & unfollow most of them so they look special & important. Stop being so full of yourself because you have no reason to be.😏
December 5, 2024 at 7:37 PM
💯👏👏👏
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Yeah not being on X as much and limiting Blue really has changed my mental status (in a positive manner)
December 2, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Yeah not being on X as much and limiting Blue really has changed my mental status (in a positive manner)
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I didn’t realize how nice it is to read my feed and comments here without an ad for Trump shot glasses
December 5, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I didn’t realize how nice it is to read my feed and comments here without an ad for Trump shot glasses
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Sorry if I haven’t followed back yet but I am slow because I do not get paid for this
December 3, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Sorry if I haven’t followed back yet but I am slow because I do not get paid for this
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I am such an all-powerful God I don't even need to exist to destroy you.
November 30, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I am such an all-powerful God I don't even need to exist to destroy you.
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Reverse cowgirl so you can do the Heimlich if I choke on these leftovers.
November 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Reverse cowgirl so you can do the Heimlich if I choke on these leftovers.
Anyone else had two slices of pie, two slices of cake and four flans for dessert last night?🙋♂️
No? I guess it was just me!😬
No? I guess it was just me!😬
November 29, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Anyone else had two slices of pie, two slices of cake and four flans for dessert last night?🙋♂️
No? I guess it was just me!😬
No? I guess it was just me!😬