[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

Smart centrist pundits: “blue sky is an echo chamber, I’m staying on X for the stimulating exchange of ideas”

The stimulating exchange of ideas in my mentions on X:

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

Me playing soccer in the yard after exactly 2.5 hard seltzers

a weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be crushed under a load of gravel

ME: time to sleep

BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four

ME: oh god not this again

BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

The reason I do not fall for scams as an adult is because I was innoculated with a weak strain of scam as a child.

the passion to write 13 paragraphs in response; the wisdom to delete 12