adam
acaraher.bsky.social
adam
@acaraher.bsky.social
Apparently he's long been a fan of thinking something going too far to the right is good
January 24, 2026 at 2:50 PM
De Speld (a Dutch satire site) has been on top of this: "Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen announced that the Arctic island will henceforth be called Epstein Island, so that Trump will stop talking about it."
speld.nl/2026/01/08/d...
January 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I've just now realized what an opportunity Denny's missed by not using Robin Ventura's "grand slam single" in '99 to market their Grand Slam menu
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Yep, literally happened to me this week. "Wait, you don't remember what we agreed to for New Year's?" And then I turned into Scott Bakula in Quantum Leap: "oh boy"
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"profusely sweating in mittens and a scarf as you shovel the driveway" scented
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
July 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm legitimately curious how you can criticize the whole "who's going to score the second-most amount of points in this NBA game" argument on ESPN without mentioning gambling. It's a sales pitch for their newest product! What's the mystery here?
June 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This is the correct answer
May 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"We ran it but didn't approve it" is the best you've got???
May 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
May 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Those horses are fillies fans. What did you expect?
May 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
May 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
would love to hear him define tortious without somehow bringing up turtles along the way
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"I'll wear it."
April 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Cool. You'd think an author would know how to articulate that.
April 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM