Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋
@abyzien.satan.social
This account hails Satan and supports the rights of women and trans people to live as freely as white men have for time immemorial.
Veteran, husband, cishet, polyamorous, leftist.
Veteran, husband, cishet, polyamorous, leftist.
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I'm very concerned that most of these "we aren't sure which facility has my abducted family member, who was snatched in front of people in broad daylight" stories are because they weren't taken by ICE but sex traffickers.
How many families have lost someone to kidnapping and don't know it yet?
How many families have lost someone to kidnapping and don't know it yet?
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Trump didn’t just waste the National Guard’s time in LA — he made small businesses pay the price
• 82% reported negative impacts
• 44% lost more than HALF their revenue
• $840 MILLION in economic output disappeared in just 1 week
Trump’s stunt caused harmful chaos that accomplished nothing
• 82% reported negative impacts
• 44% lost more than HALF their revenue
• $840 MILLION in economic output disappeared in just 1 week
Trump’s stunt caused harmful chaos that accomplished nothing
February 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Trump didn’t just waste the National Guard’s time in LA — he made small businesses pay the price
• 82% reported negative impacts
• 44% lost more than HALF their revenue
• $840 MILLION in economic output disappeared in just 1 week
Trump’s stunt caused harmful chaos that accomplished nothing
• 82% reported negative impacts
• 44% lost more than HALF their revenue
• $840 MILLION in economic output disappeared in just 1 week
Trump’s stunt caused harmful chaos that accomplished nothing
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I am in need of $250 to pay an access fee so that I can finish off my pharmacy technician training program, if anyone can help me get to that amount in the next 10 days.
February 14, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I am in need of $250 to pay an access fee so that I can finish off my pharmacy technician training program, if anyone can help me get to that amount in the next 10 days.
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Hegseth blew up another boat and killed more people. We have no idea who they were or what they were doing because it’s just “trust me, bro” while we kill people.
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Hegseth blew up another boat and killed more people. We have no idea who they were or what they were doing because it’s just “trust me, bro” while we kill people.
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If these 4 companies paid an additional $51 billion in taxes, you could provide the bottom 1% of Americans roughly $15,000 in tax relief, each. That's $30,000 for a household with two earners.
That would be completely life changing for the bottom 1%.
That would be completely life changing for the bottom 1%.
February 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
If these 4 companies paid an additional $51 billion in taxes, you could provide the bottom 1% of Americans roughly $15,000 in tax relief, each. That's $30,000 for a household with two earners.
That would be completely life changing for the bottom 1%.
That would be completely life changing for the bottom 1%.
AI Engineering interview:
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Interviewee: "I would love to still be driving forward the AI initiatives of this company."
Interviewer: "Sorry, but we're looking for someone who can do a good enough job with AI that it can replace you in 5 years."
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Interviewee: "I would love to still be driving forward the AI initiatives of this company."
Interviewer: "Sorry, but we're looking for someone who can do a good enough job with AI that it can replace you in 5 years."
February 13, 2026 at 4:59 AM
AI Engineering interview:
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Interviewee: "I would love to still be driving forward the AI initiatives of this company."
Interviewer: "Sorry, but we're looking for someone who can do a good enough job with AI that it can replace you in 5 years."
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Interviewee: "I would love to still be driving forward the AI initiatives of this company."
Interviewer: "Sorry, but we're looking for someone who can do a good enough job with AI that it can replace you in 5 years."
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Tax-funded surveillance systems have targeted people seeking abortions, protesters exercising First Amendment rights, and communities impacted by discriminatory policing. Find out how your community can push back at our stream on 2/19. RSVP today at www.eff.org/livestream-....
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Tax-funded surveillance systems have targeted people seeking abortions, protesters exercising First Amendment rights, and communities impacted by discriminatory policing. Find out how your community can push back at our stream on 2/19. RSVP today at www.eff.org/livestream-....
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Thank you, Julie Johnson, for speaking out against the grotesquely misnamed SAVE act. We need you to keep fighting for us in the House.
February 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Thank you, Julie Johnson, for speaking out against the grotesquely misnamed SAVE act. We need you to keep fighting for us in the House.
The irony of the Republican "Tea Party" movement directly leading to the rise of the alt-right and a president who fully embraces taxation without representation is not lost on me.
None of these MAGA assholes would have participated in the Boston Tea Party if Trump was their king.
None of these MAGA assholes would have participated in the Boston Tea Party if Trump was their king.
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The irony of the Republican "Tea Party" movement directly leading to the rise of the alt-right and a president who fully embraces taxation without representation is not lost on me.
None of these MAGA assholes would have participated in the Boston Tea Party if Trump was their king.
None of these MAGA assholes would have participated in the Boston Tea Party if Trump was their king.
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House Republicans should investigate what Trump was doing to the kids in those files if they're really worried about pelvic thrusts.
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
House Republicans should investigate what Trump was doing to the kids in those files if they're really worried about pelvic thrusts.
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I heard a comedian point out that one of the bizarre things about the Epstein files is how many emails ended with "Sent on my iPad"
So now I can't stop imagining the most evil people in the world writing horrific shit looking like
So now I can't stop imagining the most evil people in the world writing horrific shit looking like
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I heard a comedian point out that one of the bizarre things about the Epstein files is how many emails ended with "Sent on my iPad"
So now I can't stop imagining the most evil people in the world writing horrific shit looking like
So now I can't stop imagining the most evil people in the world writing horrific shit looking like
It really hurts being a part of the unemployment collateral damage caused by Trump's economic leadership.
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It really hurts being a part of the unemployment collateral damage caused by Trump's economic leadership.
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GOP Strategist Reminds Legislators There’s No Bad Ideas For Suppressing Black Vote https://theonion.com/gop-strategist-reminds-legislators-there-s-no-bad-ideas-1846449362/
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
GOP Strategist Reminds Legislators There’s No Bad Ideas For Suppressing Black Vote https://theonion.com/gop-strategist-reminds-legislators-there-s-no-bad-ideas-1846449362/
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February 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Congressman wants to round up and deport people who liked Bad Bunny’s show. This is the Republican Party.
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Congressman wants to round up and deport people who liked Bad Bunny’s show. This is the Republican Party.
It must be campaigning season, because Democrat candidates and the DNC will not leave my inbox alone for more than 12 hours.
Where the fuck has this messaging been for the past fucking year!?
You take no actions, but expect me to contribute money so you don't lose your job!?
Fuck you!
Where the fuck has this messaging been for the past fucking year!?
You take no actions, but expect me to contribute money so you don't lose your job!?
Fuck you!
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It must be campaigning season, because Democrat candidates and the DNC will not leave my inbox alone for more than 12 hours.
Where the fuck has this messaging been for the past fucking year!?
You take no actions, but expect me to contribute money so you don't lose your job!?
Fuck you!
Where the fuck has this messaging been for the past fucking year!?
You take no actions, but expect me to contribute money so you don't lose your job!?
Fuck you!
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February 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
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"One person, as they appear to be placed in handcuffs, says: 'I was here delivering pizza for the protesters. I had no idea that this was happening. I moved to the side of the curb when they started rushing everyone and now they’re arresting me.'"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Minneapolis protesters arrested during one-month anniversary of Renee Good’s death
Several demonstrators taken into custody Saturday after marking killing of Minnesota woman by immigration officer
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
"One person, as they appear to be placed in handcuffs, says: 'I was here delivering pizza for the protesters. I had no idea that this was happening. I moved to the side of the curb when they started rushing everyone and now they’re arresting me.'"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
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US measles total grows by 145 as South Carolina outbreak hits 920 cases
Among US #measles patients, 95% are unvaccinated or have an unknown vaccine status, compared with 4% who are fully vaccinated
www.cidrap.umn.edu/m...
Among US #measles patients, 95% are unvaccinated or have an unknown vaccine status, compared with 4% who are fully vaccinated
www.cidrap.umn.edu/m...
February 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
US measles total grows by 145 as South Carolina outbreak hits 920 cases
Among US #measles patients, 95% are unvaccinated or have an unknown vaccine status, compared with 4% who are fully vaccinated
www.cidrap.umn.edu/m...
Among US #measles patients, 95% are unvaccinated or have an unknown vaccine status, compared with 4% who are fully vaccinated
www.cidrap.umn.edu/m...