Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋
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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋
@abyzien.satan.social
This account hails Satan and supports the rights of women and trans people to live as freely as white men have for time immemorial.

Veteran, husband, cishet, polyamorous, leftist.
Probably should have thought of that before you took advertising money from the US Secret Police, #Spotify. I hope they pay better than all of the Premium customers who canceled.
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Truwp is once again claiming we will see over a 1,000% price reduction for some pharmaceuticals, so I asked #Lumo what a 1,000% price reduction on a $100 item would look like.
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Where did all of this long hair come from!? Is this new!?"

Demi Moore in the '80s:
September 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The Abhorsen series by Garth Nix.
September 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Okay, #Spotify, we need to have a discussion around what's considered "Oldies"...

That's too much choosing violence today.
September 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This morning, #Spotify chose violence.

The playlist: the track.
September 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I have canceled my #Disney+ subscription with the following cancelation reason:
September 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If your phone comes with an EULA, you did not buy a phone. You bought a license to use that phone (the software that operates the phone's hardware). If they determine that you have violated any part of the EULA, they are allowed to brick your phone.
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is.
August 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
You know you're living in fucked up times when your kid's school district has to publish this message for reassurance of the school children's safety.
August 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
July 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Eat Me: A Zombie Musical
July 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I think my Saturday night this weekend is going to be a late night cruise in my WRX while blasting Punkrocker by Teddybears on repeat.
July 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
This picture is a few months old, but from my Samsung S24 Ultra.
July 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
How am I older than all of the adult cast of The Great Outdoors was in 1988???

I'm 40 years old, and I still think they look older than me...

Age in 1988:
John Candy - 38
Stephanie Faracy - 36
Dan Aykroyd - 36
Annette Benning - 30
June 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
May 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Tonight's moon.
May 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
She's beautiful. 😊
May 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Y! Entertainment probably shouldn't have this person writing about Ghost...

I love their song, "Circle"...

Source: www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
May 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh, shit! I'm at a healthy BMI! I'm so stoked!

I wish I could tell my wife how excited I am about it, but it would negatively impact her own body image. So, I'm telling all of you, because I'm so very proud of my progress!
May 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My masculine role model:
May 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
emergency caturday is in effect. stay on your phones and post your cats
May 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Here, I've made it so that now Trump will absolutely believe it's real. You can't deny it!
April 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wasn't this basically an entire South Park episode?
April 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM