Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋
@abyzien.satan.social
This account hails Satan and supports the rights of women and trans people to live as freely as white men have for time immemorial.
Veteran, husband, cishet, polyamorous, leftist.
Veteran, husband, cishet, polyamorous, leftist.
Probably should have thought of that before you took advertising money from the US Secret Police, #Spotify. I hope they pay better than all of the Premium customers who canceled.
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Probably should have thought of that before you took advertising money from the US Secret Police, #Spotify. I hope they pay better than all of the Premium customers who canceled.
Truwp is once again claiming we will see over a 1,000% price reduction for some pharmaceuticals, so I asked #Lumo what a 1,000% price reduction on a $100 item would look like.
![A 1000% price reduction means the discount equals 1,000% of the original price.
Original price = $100
1,000% of $100 = 10 × 100 = $1,000
So the discount would be $1,000. Subtracting that from the original price: [(New Price) = $100 - $1,000 = -$900]
In practical terms, a negative price isn't meaningful — it would imply the seller pays the buyer $900. Typically, discounts larger than 100% aren't applied because they would lead to a price below zero. If the intention was to reduce the price to 1% of its original value, the calculation would be different (the new price would be $1).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qqrqmn3kampbne2albrbbij2/bafkreigccpnafiyk2gqs2co4r4vizafc47wwgckhimhxvget62uogajseu@jpeg)
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Truwp is once again claiming we will see over a 1,000% price reduction for some pharmaceuticals, so I asked #Lumo what a 1,000% price reduction on a $100 item would look like.
"Where did all of this long hair come from!? Is this new!?"
Demi Moore in the '80s:
Demi Moore in the '80s:
September 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"Where did all of this long hair come from!? Is this new!?"
Demi Moore in the '80s:
Demi Moore in the '80s:
The Abhorsen series by Garth Nix.
September 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The Abhorsen series by Garth Nix.
September 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If your phone comes with an EULA, you did not buy a phone. You bought a license to use that phone (the software that operates the phone's hardware). If they determine that you have violated any part of the EULA, they are allowed to brick your phone.
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If your phone comes with an EULA, you did not buy a phone. You bought a license to use that phone (the software that operates the phone's hardware). If they determine that you have violated any part of the EULA, they are allowed to brick your phone.
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is.
August 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is.
You know you're living in fucked up times when your kid's school district has to publish this message for reassurance of the school children's safety.
![In light of immigration-related activity across Southern California, we understand that many of our students and families may be facing uncertainty or fear about what lies ahead. At [redacted], we want to speak directly to those concerns. Every student holds incredible potential, and it is our responsibility to nurture that promise. That means creating an environment where each child's safety, dignity, and sense of belonging are protected, regardless of immigration status or national origin. Our schools are safe learning zones for all students, and we are proud to serve a community made stronger by its diversity, resilience, and shared commitment to education.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qqrqmn3kampbne2albrbbij2/bafkreiddu6n6uqvphe5vm6wfaziwdvdc33fwhik22xkslsmfpzgf3ss4ay@jpeg)
August 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You know you're living in fucked up times when your kid's school district has to publish this message for reassurance of the school children's safety.
Eat Me: A Zombie Musical
July 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Eat Me: A Zombie Musical
I think my Saturday night this weekend is going to be a late night cruise in my WRX while blasting Punkrocker by Teddybears on repeat.
July 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I think my Saturday night this weekend is going to be a late night cruise in my WRX while blasting Punkrocker by Teddybears on repeat.
This picture is a few months old, but from my Samsung S24 Ultra.
July 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This picture is a few months old, but from my Samsung S24 Ultra.
How am I older than all of the adult cast of The Great Outdoors was in 1988???
I'm 40 years old, and I still think they look older than me...
Age in 1988:
John Candy - 38
Stephanie Faracy - 36
Dan Aykroyd - 36
Annette Benning - 30
I'm 40 years old, and I still think they look older than me...
Age in 1988:
John Candy - 38
Stephanie Faracy - 36
Dan Aykroyd - 36
Annette Benning - 30
June 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How am I older than all of the adult cast of The Great Outdoors was in 1988???
I'm 40 years old, and I still think they look older than me...
Age in 1988:
John Candy - 38
Stephanie Faracy - 36
Dan Aykroyd - 36
Annette Benning - 30
I'm 40 years old, and I still think they look older than me...
Age in 1988:
John Candy - 38
Stephanie Faracy - 36
Dan Aykroyd - 36
Annette Benning - 30
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Tonight's moon.
May 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Tonight's moon.
She's beautiful. 😊
May 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
She's beautiful. 😊
Y! Entertainment probably shouldn't have this person writing about Ghost...
I love their song, "Circle"...
Source: www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
I love their song, "Circle"...
Source: www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
May 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Y! Entertainment probably shouldn't have this person writing about Ghost...
I love their song, "Circle"...
Source: www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
I love their song, "Circle"...
Source: www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Oh, shit! I'm at a healthy BMI! I'm so stoked!
I wish I could tell my wife how excited I am about it, but it would negatively impact her own body image. So, I'm telling all of you, because I'm so very proud of my progress!
I wish I could tell my wife how excited I am about it, but it would negatively impact her own body image. So, I'm telling all of you, because I'm so very proud of my progress!
May 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Oh, shit! I'm at a healthy BMI! I'm so stoked!
I wish I could tell my wife how excited I am about it, but it would negatively impact her own body image. So, I'm telling all of you, because I'm so very proud of my progress!
I wish I could tell my wife how excited I am about it, but it would negatively impact her own body image. So, I'm telling all of you, because I'm so very proud of my progress!
My masculine role model:
May 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My masculine role model:
emergency caturday is in effect. stay on your phones and post your cats
May 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
emergency caturday is in effect. stay on your phones and post your cats
Here, I've made it so that now Trump will absolutely believe it's real. You can't deny it!
April 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Here, I've made it so that now Trump will absolutely believe it's real. You can't deny it!
Wasn't this basically an entire South Park episode?
April 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Wasn't this basically an entire South Park episode?