Lanzifer Longinus
@lanziferlonginus.bsky.social
Former Magister Equitum-The Satanic Temple's Mounted Color Guard, Former Minister Satanae, Horseman, Jouster, Musician, Historian, and Fall- Down Tragedian
When Country Music Awards comes on TV...
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
When Country Music Awards comes on TV...
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
WHO WANTS TO VISIT THE EDMUND FITZGERALD IN MY U-BOAT?
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
WHO WANTS TO VISIT THE EDMUND FITZGERALD IN MY U-BOAT?
You can either have the establishment of religion or you can have religious freedom but you can't have both...
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You can either have the establishment of religion or you can have religious freedom but you can't have both...
Satanism isn't an "anti-religion" religion. Satanism is a religion. It's just an anti-religious establishment religion. As such Satanism will always be a religious minority...
#LHP
#LHP
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Satanism isn't an "anti-religion" religion. Satanism is a religion. It's just an anti-religious establishment religion. As such Satanism will always be a religious minority...
#LHP
#LHP
Putin and Netanyahu have Trump by the balls. They are practically playing tug-o-war with his scrotum...
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Putin and Netanyahu have Trump by the balls. They are practically playing tug-o-war with his scrotum...
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Does anyone remember the QAnon conspiracy cultists with their "Save The Children" and "Save Our Children" and and #Operation1009 crap a few years ago? I wonder what they have to say about the Epstein emails now...
#SaveAreChitlins
#SaveAreChitlins
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Does anyone remember the QAnon conspiracy cultists with their "Save The Children" and "Save Our Children" and and #Operation1009 crap a few years ago? I wonder what they have to say about the Epstein emails now...
#SaveAreChitlins
#SaveAreChitlins
This aged well...
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This aged well...
When a Trump supporter tells me they are a "Christian..."
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
When a Trump supporter tells me they are a "Christian..."
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Remember, Remember The Fith of November...
#GuyFawkesNight
#GuyFawkesNight
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Remember, Remember The Fith of November...
#GuyFawkesNight
#GuyFawkesNight
So I'm sitting at a bar wearing a Leviathan Cross on my neck.
A stranger approaches me and asks, "What does that symbol you're wearing mean?"
I asked, "Can you keep a secret?"
The stranger said, "Sure."
I answered, "So can I."
End of conversation...
#IYKYK
A stranger approaches me and asks, "What does that symbol you're wearing mean?"
I asked, "Can you keep a secret?"
The stranger said, "Sure."
I answered, "So can I."
End of conversation...
#IYKYK
November 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
So I'm sitting at a bar wearing a Leviathan Cross on my neck.
A stranger approaches me and asks, "What does that symbol you're wearing mean?"
I asked, "Can you keep a secret?"
The stranger said, "Sure."
I answered, "So can I."
End of conversation...
#IYKYK
A stranger approaches me and asks, "What does that symbol you're wearing mean?"
I asked, "Can you keep a secret?"
The stranger said, "Sure."
I answered, "So can I."
End of conversation...
#IYKYK
HAPPY AWL SOLES' DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE...
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
HAPPY AWL SOLES' DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE...
As much as I don't like him, I wish Lucien would grow a pair and make a public announcement that no such announcement was made in the first place. This meme did not originate from TST. All one has to do is look at their page and see that no such official announcement was ever made...
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
As much as I don't like him, I wish Lucien would grow a pair and make a public announcement that no such announcement was made in the first place. This meme did not originate from TST. All one has to do is look at their page and see that no such official announcement was ever made...
