abset.bsky.social
@abset.bsky.social
A little known fact is that the gift of sorcery is granted to a singular soul once every century. This applies to every living creature though, and will statistically always go to a bug of some kind.
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked the oracle Cassandra. I think she was wrong tho :/
August 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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🚨BREAKING🚨COOL SHREW FOUND
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July 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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June 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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When we throw up our hands and say none of it matters, we're doing the fascists’ work for them. They don't need to hide their corruption if they can convince us it's pointless to look. They don't need to silence truth-tellers if we've already decided truth is meaningless.
It matters. I care.
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June 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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my wife says my interest in miniature tools is an obsession but i keep telling her that it’s just a little vise
June 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Just walked into the most upsetting room hotel setup I've ever seen
June 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,
June 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined
May 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
luck based matchmaking. you have to guess the outcome of ten coin flips and get placed into a game with people who guessed the same number correct as you
May 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope 😂
May 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
May 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I did this
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Apr 27
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I washed out of entomology school because I just couldn't be attentive and observe ant.
April 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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"If authoritarianism thrives when people are isolated, fiction brings people together ... And, while the Trump administration may be forcing one way of life on the world, fiction’s job is, as always, to remind people that there are 'other ways of being'."
#booksky
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/a...
April 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Know the Face of God
March 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Fuck Around With the Gun
April 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Happy Easter! I've finally added the resurrection to my collection hehe #bible
April 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
they call me david the way I beat my goliath
April 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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If you like what you've seen from Sen. Cory Booker and other Democratic lawmakers this week, call and email their offices and let them know that. Evidence of public support gives lawmakers more clout with their colleagues to keep doing what they're doing. Constituent encouragement becomes influence.
April 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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No I mean the young men podcast generation needs to be forced to read literature at gunpoint if necessary
March 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I tried to google “are most people named Gordon Canadian” but I dropped my phone in the middle and I’m fully hysterical
March 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM