Abby Someone 🧠
@abbysomeone1.bsky.social
Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes during a funeral.
Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my ❤️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s 😇😁
Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my ❤️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s 😇😁
Pinned
Pretty sure it's still in use!
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Pretty sure it's still in use!
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Change your passwords!
haveibeenpwned.com
haveibeenpwned.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Change your passwords!
haveibeenpwned.com
haveibeenpwned.com
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Hire the drunk guy in the Kosar jersey to call plays in the second half. Change things up a bit.
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Hire the drunk guy in the Kosar jersey to call plays in the second half. Change things up a bit.
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I can’t imagine how bad and/or ill-prepared Sanders must be for the #Browns to keep rolling with Gabriel, who has literally no NFL-caliber skill.
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I can’t imagine how bad and/or ill-prepared Sanders must be for the #Browns to keep rolling with Gabriel, who has literally no NFL-caliber skill.
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Anthony Hopkins has come so far ❤️
One of my favorite things about what we do is seeing people like Earth come in and build relationships with the dogs. I can't do this alone
One of my favorite things about what we do is seeing people like Earth come in and build relationships with the dogs. I can't do this alone
October 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Anthony Hopkins has come so far ❤️
One of my favorite things about what we do is seeing people like Earth come in and build relationships with the dogs. I can't do this alone
One of my favorite things about what we do is seeing people like Earth come in and build relationships with the dogs. I can't do this alone
Cute overload
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Cute overload
Dis me
Good morning Bluesky, have a day! Happy Tuesday!
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Dis me
You're at Bonnie.
I need you at Clyde.
I need you at Clyde.
You're at Oates.
I need you at Hall.
I need you at Hall.
You’re at Simon.
I need you at Garfunkel.
I need you at Garfunkel.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You're at Bonnie.
I need you at Clyde.
I need you at Clyde.
Tis the season for MORE patience and kindness, not less.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Tis the season for MORE patience and kindness, not less.
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
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The turd of #Cleveland. Fuck this guy.
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The turd of #Cleveland. Fuck this guy.
It feels ironic in this point in history that such bravery is recognized right now.
OKC just finished a memorial to honor the lunch counter sit-in that Clara Luper and her students did in 1958.
kfor.com/news/local/c...
kfor.com/news/local/c...
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It feels ironic in this point in history that such bravery is recognized right now.
This country needs an enema.
I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This country needs an enema.
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
November 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
The start of a new day?? 🙏
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
SAY. THAT. SHIT!
SAY. THAT. SHIT!
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The start of a new day?? 🙏
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The Post having a normal one
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The Post having a normal one
What horror!!
BREAKING: Death toll rises to 7 in Louisville, Kentucky UPS plane crash; new video shows the moment it crashed.
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
What horror!!
Today my boss started to explain how she's not a racist by declaring, "I don't care *what* color a person is."
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November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Today my boss started to explain how she's not a racist by declaring, "I don't care *what* color a person is."
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Lotta expensive housing opening up tonight in NYC apparently
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Lotta expensive housing opening up tonight in NYC apparently
HOLY CRAP I haven't seen Kellyanne Conway in ages and she has NOT. AGED. WELL.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
HOLY CRAP I haven't seen Kellyanne Conway in ages and she has NOT. AGED. WELL.