Abby 🧠 Someone
@abbysomeone1.bsky.social
Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes during a funeral.
Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my ❤️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s 😇😁
Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my ❤️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s 😇😁
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We'll know more in two weeks. 🙄
Q: "To follow up on the oil, 30 to 50 million barrels is an initial tranche, then what happens?"
Leavitt: "I won't get ahead of the plans…Rest assured, there is a long-term plan here. Secretary Rubio and the entire team are working diligently on it."
Leavitt: "I won't get ahead of the plans…Rest assured, there is a long-term plan here. Secretary Rubio and the entire team are working diligently on it."
January 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
We'll know more in two weeks. 🙄
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Rubio sold his soul when he joined this administration. This was him in 2021:
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Rubio sold his soul when he joined this administration. This was him in 2021:
It's called being in your mid-50s.
January 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
It's called being in your mid-50s.
Alas, Babylon
IYKYK
IYKYK
Exclusive: US seizing Venezuela-linked, Russian-flagged oil tanker after weeks-long pursuit
The U.S. was attempting on Wednesday to seize a Russian-flagged oil tanker being shadowed by a Russian submarine, after a more than two-week-long pursuit across the Atlantic as part of a U.S. "blockad...
www.reuters.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Alas, Babylon
IYKYK
IYKYK
Good morning, y'all. Hope it started work a hug, be it feline, canine or, sure sure, human.
January 7, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Good morning, y'all. Hope it started work a hug, be it feline, canine or, sure sure, human.
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In celebration of January 6th, Hobby Lobby is offering free glitter for anyone who commits treason today. (One per customer.)
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
In celebration of January 6th, Hobby Lobby is offering free glitter for anyone who commits treason today. (One per customer.)
It's a common misconception, but the bay leaf is actually very insecure and doesn't understand why it's so popular. It thinks anyone who likes it must be mad as a hatter.
January 6, 2026 at 5:28 PM
It's a common misconception, but the bay leaf is actually very insecure and doesn't understand why it's so popular. It thinks anyone who likes it must be mad as a hatter.
When you dream on your day off that your alarm is going off.
a close up of a woman 's face with netflix written on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with netflix written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
When you dream on your day off that your alarm is going off.
She wants to GIVE it to him because he DESERVES it?!?! What bizzaro fucking world am I in?!?!
Nobel Winner Makes Desperate Offer to Trump, 79, After His Feelings Got Hurt
María Corina Machado had committed the “ultimate sin” of bruising the president’s ego.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
She wants to GIVE it to him because he DESERVES it?!?! What bizzaro fucking world am I in?!?!
When your devoted follower stops liking your stuff.
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
When your devoted follower stops liking your stuff.
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Good morning!
January 5, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Good morning!
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Local Man Believes Cheap Venezuelan Oil Headed Straight To Gas Station. Will Wait Another Hour.
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Local Man Believes Cheap Venezuelan Oil Headed Straight To Gas Station. Will Wait Another Hour.
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Surely the American Criminal Justice System can arrest Epstein’s clients living in the United States as briskly as it went to Venezuela to arrest someone who isn’t one of Epstein’s clients, right?
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Surely the American Criminal Justice System can arrest Epstein’s clients living in the United States as briskly as it went to Venezuela to arrest someone who isn’t one of Epstein’s clients, right?
"We'd rather be in the moment, thanks." #GenX
Yes, Generation X is the coolest generation and (whisper it) the happiest too
A recent survey ranked the Eighties and Nineties as the best decades for quality of life. Bill Borrows examines the generation shaped by those years and why they’re still showing younger cohorts how t...
www.the-independent.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
"We'd rather be in the moment, thanks." #GenX
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January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
If you don't think the capture of Nicolas Maduro has made the world safer, just remember how the death of Saddam Hussein brought stability to the region and a lasting peace to the world.
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The Louvre of Bluesky keeping me grounded. 😂
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The Louvre of Bluesky keeping me grounded. 😂
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First Venezuela misses qualifying for the World Cup by one game, then gets bombed by the winner of the FIFA peace prize.
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
First Venezuela misses qualifying for the World Cup by one game, then gets bombed by the winner of the FIFA peace prize.
Fuck me
The 2026 Year in Review is going to be an absolute lulu
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Fuck me
I never thought I'd say this, but I want 2025 back. Christ on a crutch.
bart simpson is sitting at a desk in a room while a man in a hat stands in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is sitting at a desk in a room while a man in a hat stands in the doorway
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I never thought I'd say this, but I want 2025 back. Christ on a crutch.