Abby Someone 🧠
@abbysomeone1.bsky.social
Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes during a funeral.
Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my ❤️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s 😇😁
Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my ❤️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s 😇😁
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Billy Joel
Muse
Disturbed
Garth Brooks
Train
Billy Joel
Muse
Disturbed
Garth Brooks
Train
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Van Halen (obviously)
Childish Gambino
Wu-Tang Clan
Ozzy
Earth Wind and Fire
Van Halen (obviously)
Childish Gambino
Wu-Tang Clan
Ozzy
Earth Wind and Fire
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Billy Joel
Muse
Disturbed
Garth Brooks
Train
Billy Joel
Muse
Disturbed
Garth Brooks
Train
For the record, we have not eaten yet. Send help.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
For the record, we have not eaten yet. Send help.
First attempt at Gochujang cookies. I'm not unhappy!
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
First attempt at Gochujang cookies. I'm not unhappy!
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Yes. It's time. 🦃
The Full WKRP in Cincinnati Turkey Drop Scene
YouTube video by JV The DJ
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Yes. It's time. 🦃
I feel like - in order to fully embrace the chaos of this holiday - I need to hit the grocery store today. Just for the experience. What say you?
a woman in a blue sweater is reaching into a freezer filled with food
ALT: a woman in a blue sweater is reaching into a freezer filled with food
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I feel like - in order to fully embrace the chaos of this holiday - I need to hit the grocery store today. Just for the experience. What say you?
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The new guy at work is a little uncomfortable with the amount of gay chicken we play
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The new guy at work is a little uncomfortable with the amount of gay chicken we play
"Device hoarding"? We are just keeping the one my dude
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"Device hoarding"? We are just keeping the one my dude
😂😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
😂😂😂
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me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
This is what crazy looks like, friends.
Looks like it’s going to be another perfectly normal day from the American right-wing.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is what crazy looks like, friends.
Yes. It's time. 🦃
The Full WKRP in Cincinnati Turkey Drop Scene
YouTube video by JV The DJ
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Yes. It's time. 🦃
If you didn't know already, you cannot visit Jeni's Ice Cream without dragging the scent of waffle cone everywhere you go for the next two hours.
You've been warned. ⚠️
You've been warned. ⚠️
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If you didn't know already, you cannot visit Jeni's Ice Cream without dragging the scent of waffle cone everywhere you go for the next two hours.
You've been warned. ⚠️
You've been warned. ⚠️
😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
😂😂
Need to escape the family togetherness for some zen???
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Need to escape the family togetherness for some zen???
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
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Today is the anniversary of when JFK, a truly great man and even greater president, was sadly taken from us far too soon when he was abducted by aliens and brought to their home planet of Brxlongar-17
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Today is the anniversary of when JFK, a truly great man and even greater president, was sadly taken from us far too soon when he was abducted by aliens and brought to their home planet of Brxlongar-17
EAT THE FCKING RICH.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
EAT THE FCKING RICH.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Indeed. LET'S! 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Indeed. LET'S! 🥰
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Only Fans but it's just me organizing my closet.
OnlyFans but it’s just me scrubbing pots and pans clean
OnlyFans but it's just me shaving pepperjack and cheddar to use on nachos.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Only Fans but it's just me organizing my closet.
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Point: Dictionary
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Point: Dictionary
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November 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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