AAlgar
@aalgar.bsky.social
Professional voiceover artist. Writer/producer/performer: Contentment Corner, Post Atomic Horror, Endeavor. You might aspire to be as cunning. He/him.
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[Wesley Willis voice]
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
[Wesley Willis voice]
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Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
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bro are you okay? your credits music changed mid season
February 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM
bro are you okay? your credits music changed mid season
I got my first podcasting mic out of a discount bin at Fry's ($30).
I bought the cheapest bass I could find on eBay ($59).
The art that those two meager purchases enabled has brought me more joy than nearly anything else in my life.
This pro-AI idea that "art is only for the rich" is so dumb.
I bought the cheapest bass I could find on eBay ($59).
The art that those two meager purchases enabled has brought me more joy than nearly anything else in my life.
This pro-AI idea that "art is only for the rich" is so dumb.
February 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I got my first podcasting mic out of a discount bin at Fry's ($30).
I bought the cheapest bass I could find on eBay ($59).
The art that those two meager purchases enabled has brought me more joy than nearly anything else in my life.
This pro-AI idea that "art is only for the rich" is so dumb.
I bought the cheapest bass I could find on eBay ($59).
The art that those two meager purchases enabled has brought me more joy than nearly anything else in my life.
This pro-AI idea that "art is only for the rich" is so dumb.
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“Hi I’d like to apply for the job of security chief on a federation station.” “Ok what was your previous job” “security chief under the cardassians” “Hired”
*flashback*
“Hi I’d like to apply for the job of security chief on this cardassian station.” “What was your previous job?” “no idea” “Hired”
*flashback*
“Hi I’d like to apply for the job of security chief on this cardassian station.” “What was your previous job?” “no idea” “Hired”
February 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
“Hi I’d like to apply for the job of security chief on a federation station.” “Ok what was your previous job” “security chief under the cardassians” “Hired”
*flashback*
“Hi I’d like to apply for the job of security chief on this cardassian station.” “What was your previous job?” “no idea” “Hired”
*flashback*
“Hi I’d like to apply for the job of security chief on this cardassian station.” “What was your previous job?” “no idea” “Hired”
The Archers is trending?
The agrarian-based UK radio soap? THAT The Archers?!
[checks skeets] Yes! THAT The Archers!
What the utter fuck?
The agrarian-based UK radio soap? THAT The Archers?!
[checks skeets] Yes! THAT The Archers!
What the utter fuck?
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The Archers is trending?
The agrarian-based UK radio soap? THAT The Archers?!
[checks skeets] Yes! THAT The Archers!
What the utter fuck?
The agrarian-based UK radio soap? THAT The Archers?!
[checks skeets] Yes! THAT The Archers!
What the utter fuck?
Notes on a recent audition: "We are looking for a voice that sounds like an experienced physician who is also a farmer and chef."
I did not book that one, friends.
I did not book that one, friends.
February 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Notes on a recent audition: "We are looking for a voice that sounds like an experienced physician who is also a farmer and chef."
I did not book that one, friends.
I did not book that one, friends.
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Please stop scrolling and pay attention. This may be my most important insight ever:
I've noticed on TikTok and Instagram that if anyone is holding a microphone at all, it's a really tiny microphone. Gene Rayburn would feel so out of place in our era.
I've noticed on TikTok and Instagram that if anyone is holding a microphone at all, it's a really tiny microphone. Gene Rayburn would feel so out of place in our era.
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Please stop scrolling and pay attention. This may be my most important insight ever:
I've noticed on TikTok and Instagram that if anyone is holding a microphone at all, it's a really tiny microphone. Gene Rayburn would feel so out of place in our era.
I've noticed on TikTok and Instagram that if anyone is holding a microphone at all, it's a really tiny microphone. Gene Rayburn would feel so out of place in our era.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
These gross little things got me through my extremely stressful defense contractor job back in the day. They haven't been made or sold for 20 years, but this is the second time I've found an unopened box (8 tins) of them on eBay.
February 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
These gross little things got me through my extremely stressful defense contractor job back in the day. They haven't been made or sold for 20 years, but this is the second time I've found an unopened box (8 tins) of them on eBay.
The Nooks sold me this “inflatable couch,” and… uh… I’m not sure what the non-smutty interpretation of this is.
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The Nooks sold me this “inflatable couch,” and… uh… I’m not sure what the non-smutty interpretation of this is.
Some Dumb Cop Gave Me Two Tickets Already by (who else?) Beastie Boys.
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Some Dumb Cop Gave Me Two Tickets Already by (who else?) Beastie Boys.
The (season? Series?) finale of Contentment Corner, S04E08, "With a Whimper," is available now! www.contentmentcorner.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
The (season? Series?) finale of Contentment Corner, S04E08, "With a Whimper," is available now! www.contentmentcorner.com
In case you missed it: we've been releasing new episodes of a Nick and Willikins serial via our Patreon. Please enjoy this fully illustrated video preview of one of the episodes!
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Nick & The Pauper episode 5... motion comic? Storyboards? Something like that. | AAlgar Productions
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February 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
In case you missed it: we've been releasing new episodes of a Nick and Willikins serial via our Patreon. Please enjoy this fully illustrated video preview of one of the episodes!
www.patreon.com/posts/nick-p...
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It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
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This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
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When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
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This is like a dark version of a Seinfeld episode when all the storylines dovetail together.
BREAKING: ICE has halted "all movement" at a Texas detention facility due to measles infections, DHS confirms.
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
cbsn.ws
February 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
This is like a dark version of a Seinfeld episode when all the storylines dovetail together.
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Hi.
I'm still deep in the novel-writing process, and trying not to lose momentum with everything that's going on in the world.
If you need a little break from the real horrors, I have some fictional horrors for you:
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1420...
I'm still deep in the novel-writing process, and trying not to lose momentum with everything that's going on in the world.
If you need a little break from the real horrors, I have some fictional horrors for you:
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1420...
The Cold Heart
Launching December 6th. You'll get 1 chapter a day for the first week, then a Tues/Thurs schedule starting on December 16.
“KNEEL!” The word echoed through the room, and around her, the captains and q...
www.royalroad.com
February 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Hi.
I'm still deep in the novel-writing process, and trying not to lose momentum with everything that's going on in the world.
If you need a little break from the real horrors, I have some fictional horrors for you:
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1420...
I'm still deep in the novel-writing process, and trying not to lose momentum with everything that's going on in the world.
If you need a little break from the real horrors, I have some fictional horrors for you:
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1420...
I forgot what I’d told my Animal Crossing tourists to wear and then I was shocked to encounter this gang of cyberpunks.
February 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I forgot what I’d told my Animal Crossing tourists to wear and then I was shocked to encounter this gang of cyberpunks.
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784