Pisces Escargot
LightNews LightNews
banner
808ftw.bsky.social
Pisces Escargot
@808ftw.bsky.social
170 followers 310 following 120 posts
infidel
Posts Replies Media Videos
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
dumbmike.bsky.social
Roll call for the latest secret Musk kids:

R/roblox Moderator Musk
- Discovered Feb 2025
- Deceased (starvation)

14 88 LUL*
- Discovered Feb 2025
- Deceased (starvation)

Neopet Farklord Musk
- Discovered Mar 2025
- Deceased (cybertruck)

Wing Ding*
- Discovered Mar 2025
- Dying

* full legal name
March 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
falconryfinance.bsky.social
*reads the skeet*

*enjoys it*

*doesn't hit reskeet*

What kind of monster are you
March 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
weeder.bsky.social
I'm sorry, I was looking for the Echo Chamber. This must be the Argue Chamber.
March 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
muffinlab.bsky.social
looks like the aftermath of a toothy car bj
March 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
niedermeyer.online
I try to avoid pumping my investments here, but please check out this exciting startup. Feeling very lucky to have been in on the seed round for this one.

StealMyTesla is going to frictionlessly disrupt EV ownership at scale, like you've never seen. The future looks bright! 😎🚀📈

stealmytesla.com
Steal My Tesla
stealmytesla.com
March 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
johnnyraccoon.bsky.social
Tesla Aktie Symbolbild
Elon Musk macht Hitlergruß Bild um 180 Grad gedreht so dass sein Arm nach unten rechts zeigt
March 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
politikundliebe.bsky.social
Heute die USA hassen und Morgen die Oscars schauen. Ihr seid mir schon ein paar Früchtchen.
March 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
weeder.bsky.social
Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
February 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
captainacab.airbud.website
i went here and asked to see your posts, they never heard of you
a building that is called The Riff House in bold red all caps
February 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
808ftw.bsky.social
Last Call before Antiquariat. DM offen.
808ftw.bsky.social Pisces Escargot @808ftw.bsky.social · Dec 24
@belaliga.bsky.social Bela, falls du (oder jemand den du kennst) daran Freude hättest, schick ich dir das gerne zu. Hab’s beim Aufräumen gefunden, Zustand super. Falscher Verein aber who cares.
Festschrift 75 Jahre Hertha BSC, Cover Festschrift 75 Jahre Hertha BSC, random Innenseite
January 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
brenthor.bsky.social
I was supposed to make an appointment for therapy today but instead i made an appointment to get a black flag tattoo.
January 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
lucavi.bsky.social
ai is good after all
January 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
IT'S BREAKFAST TIME!! yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD ARE STANDING AMIDST THE ICE OF THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!!! LITTLE GIRL: HELLO POKEY DID YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? POKEY: NO LITTLE GIRL: IT'S BREAKFAST TIME!! POKEY: YES POKEY HANDS THE SMALL CHILD A BOWL OF CEREAL!! HE SAYS: HERE YOU GO, SMALL CHILD!! A BOWL OF YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIES: THANK YOU POKEY! I LOVE BOSUN BITE POKEY READS THE BOX AND SAYS: THE BOX HAS INSPIRING MESSAGES! "NO PLAN SURVIVES CONTACT WITH THE ENEMY" THE LITTLE GIRL READS: "WAR MAKES ONE GREAT!" POKEY READS: "THERE IS NO HUNTING LIKE THE HUNTING OF MAN, AND THOSE WHO HAVE HUNTED ARMED MEN LONG ENOUGH AND LIKED IT, NEVER REALLY CARE FOR ANYTHING ELSE THEREAFTER" THE SMALL CHILD READS: "SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG GUN" POKEY THEN SAYS: SAVE THE BOX TOP! IF WE MAIL IN THREE OF THEM WE CAN GET A FREE HIGH-ALTITUDE MARSHMALLOW DEPLOYMENT SYSTEM!
December 25, 2024 at 12:37 AM
808ftw.bsky.social
@belaliga.bsky.social Bela, falls du (oder jemand den du kennst) daran Freude hättest, schick ich dir das gerne zu. Hab’s beim Aufräumen gefunden, Zustand super. Falscher Verein aber who cares.
Festschrift 75 Jahre Hertha BSC, Cover Festschrift 75 Jahre Hertha BSC, random Innenseite
December 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
808ftw.bsky.social
Congratulations PANTONE 17-1230 Mocha Mousse, color of the year 2025!
December 17, 2024 at 3:06 PM
808ftw.bsky.social
jetzt wird stressig
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
permabanned.bsky.social
Working at that good old divey bar watching a bachelorette party walk in
November 27, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
maddielonglegs.bsky.social
The overseer
A dive’s vintage Schultz malt liquor sign feat a bull with glowing red eyes
October 15, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
mywheelhouse.bsky.social
torture me elmo
November 6, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
themountaingoats.bsky.social
punks are slipping. by now Sound Pollution should have announced a 6-band comp single called ARNOLD PALMER 7”
October 20, 2024 at 11:50 AM
808ftw.bsky.social
„eingang hinter dem orion shop“
October 20, 2024 at 10:10 AM
808ftw.bsky.social
I got 99 followers but 🫵 you 🫵 ain’t one
October 19, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Reposted by Pisces Escargot
dumbmike.bsky.social
Doing jigsaw puzzles every night with my wife has been at least as intimate, if not more so, than when we were sexually active with each other. Plus, now we can look at the beautiful pictures they make after. Before, all I got to look at was her naked flesh in the throes of orgasm. Seen it, thanks!
October 6, 2024 at 3:01 AM