gabi
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start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door
February 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door
Ahorita Mariana ya tendría un hijo con Elon pero tuvo que perder Kamala
February 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Ahorita Mariana ya tendría un hijo con Elon pero tuvo que perder Kamala
Yo, persona que cree que Dove si lo quiere a pesar de las estrías:
No mamen. ¿¿¿)?¿Ya vieron lo que está pasando?????!!!¡¡?!!
No mamen. ¿¿¿)?¿Ya vieron lo que está pasando?????!!!¡¡?!!
February 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Yo, persona que cree que Dove si lo quiere a pesar de las estrías:
No mamen. ¿¿¿)?¿Ya vieron lo que está pasando?????!!!¡¡?!!
No mamen. ¿¿¿)?¿Ya vieron lo que está pasando?????!!!¡¡?!!
Deberían de inventar un hombre que no sea un snob raro
February 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Deberían de inventar un hombre que no sea un snob raro
Broke: Avengers
Woke: Alpha Flight
Woke: Alpha Flight
February 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Broke: Avengers
Woke: Alpha Flight
Woke: Alpha Flight
Se va a subir cuando pierda como Kanye
January 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Se va a subir cuando pierda como Kanye
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I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
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WHINY PISSY AMERICAN TECH OVERLORD: In an effort to miss our climate targets we've invented the Mind Stealer. Your children are now considered proprietary software. We're charging you $78 a month for this. The social contract must be rewritten. Even gods may die wh [China does something] MODS? DAD??
January 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
WHINY PISSY AMERICAN TECH OVERLORD: In an effort to miss our climate targets we've invented the Mind Stealer. Your children are now considered proprietary software. We're charging you $78 a month for this. The social contract must be rewritten. Even gods may die wh [China does something] MODS? DAD??
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it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them
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the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards apologize to me
January 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards apologize to me
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her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX
January 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX
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what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them
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EBERT: Now this Shadow, he's a guy who –
SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.
EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.
EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
December 22, 2024 at 8:23 PM
EBERT: Now this Shadow, he's a guy who –
SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.
EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.
EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
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Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
December 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
Hagan su película de slashers con los hermanos Marx
We invite filmmakers & artists of all skill levels to celebrate Public Domain Day on January 24, 2024, by creating & uploading short films using materials from the public domain!
📆 Deadline: Jan 17, 2025
💰 First prize: $1,500
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📆 Deadline: Jan 17, 2025
💰 First prize: $1,500
👉 Details: blog.archive.org/2024/12/16/2...
December 16, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Hagan su película de slashers con los hermanos Marx
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can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"
December 10, 2024 at 3:35 PM
can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"
No tengo idea de cómo luce Emily en Paris. Podrías mostrarme la foto de cualquier chica y te diría que es ella
December 10, 2024 at 11:07 PM
No tengo idea de cómo luce Emily en Paris. Podrías mostrarme la foto de cualquier chica y te diría que es ella
Votaré por el populista que prohíba las luces LED
December 7, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Votaré por el populista que prohíba las luces LED
Un multimillonario tuvo una hija trans y nos tuvimos que mudar de red social y ahora tenemos que pensar sobre guerra nuclear
723.5 k 🗨️ 106.4 m 🔄 234 m ❤️
723.5 k 🗨️ 106.4 m 🔄 234 m ❤️
November 25, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Un multimillonario tuvo una hija trans y nos tuvimos que mudar de red social y ahora tenemos que pensar sobre guerra nuclear
723.5 k 🗨️ 106.4 m 🔄 234 m ❤️
723.5 k 🗨️ 106.4 m 🔄 234 m ❤️
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They should make yogurt for men.
November 24, 2024 at 2:03 AM
They should make yogurt for men.
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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
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"does bluesky have drafts" no but we have kindness. we have friendship. we know love. we know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. we know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.
November 19, 2024 at 12:38 AM
"does bluesky have drafts" no but we have kindness. we have friendship. we know love. we know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. we know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.
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time to scroll my flops feed and pick a new pinned post
November 17, 2024 at 3:42 PM
time to scroll my flops feed and pick a new pinned post
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Some personal news: I've been hired by the big newspaper to write alternating monthly columns. Odd months I'll write about the death of free speech in the public square. Even months I'll write about people in echo chambers using their free speech to make fun of me. Salary is $600,000/year
November 17, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Some personal news: I've been hired by the big newspaper to write alternating monthly columns. Odd months I'll write about the death of free speech in the public square. Even months I'll write about people in echo chambers using their free speech to make fun of me. Salary is $600,000/year