TwoWheelsDC
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my wife's 13-year-old nephew wants to get into sports photography and honestly I think the steepest part of the learning curve is going to be teaching him to use an actual computer for editing
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
my wife's 13-year-old nephew wants to get into sports photography and honestly I think the steepest part of the learning curve is going to be teaching him to use an actual computer for editing
The problem is that Republicans have falsely conditioned Americans to believe that public officials have always used their positions this way, rather than the reality of flying coach and staying at the cheapest hotels possible, so now people barely bat an eye at this corrupt jet setting
these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The problem is that Republicans have falsely conditioned Americans to believe that public officials have always used their positions this way, rather than the reality of flying coach and staying at the cheapest hotels possible, so now people barely bat an eye at this corrupt jet setting
We need a strict testing and licensing program for grocery store self checkout
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We need a strict testing and licensing program for grocery store self checkout
The fundamental thing about JD Vance’s fashion choices is that he’s a size XL who refuses to come to grips with that fact and keeps buying L sizes (I fully admit to also having done this!)
black tie shirting tips:
✅ start with a shirt that's unrecoverably tacky
✅ buttons should strain if you move your arm slightly
✅ unidentifiable yellow-brown stain on one (1) tit
✅ start with a shirt that's unrecoverably tacky
✅ buttons should strain if you move your arm slightly
✅ unidentifiable yellow-brown stain on one (1) tit
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The fundamental thing about JD Vance’s fashion choices is that he’s a size XL who refuses to come to grips with that fact and keeps buying L sizes (I fully admit to also having done this!)
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
I just see a video of a weird guy punching himself and a completely innocent guy running to get some help
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I just see a video of a weird guy punching himself and a completely innocent guy running to get some help
“NATO” doesn’t have submarines WTF read a book or just like, Wikipedia
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
“NATO” doesn’t have submarines WTF read a book or just like, Wikipedia
The perfect album...that also happens to be from the year I turned 16 (1996):
Side note: I still remember the keyboard shortcut for Æ I learned on TDN (IYKYK)
Side note: I still remember the keyboard shortcut for Æ I learned on TDN (IYKYK)
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The perfect album...that also happens to be from the year I turned 16 (1996):
Side note: I still remember the keyboard shortcut for Æ I learned on TDN (IYKYK)
Side note: I still remember the keyboard shortcut for Æ I learned on TDN (IYKYK)
so MSNBC spent a shit ton of money to rebrand as MSNOW but couldn't even get MSNOW dot com as their website?
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
so MSNBC spent a shit ton of money to rebrand as MSNOW but couldn't even get MSNOW dot com as their website?
if I looked like a domestic violence restraining order with legs I probably wouldn't go around advocating for appearance-based criminal suspicion, but that's just me
FOX: Here's a viral video of landscapers who were being addressed by a CBP agent. What do you say to people who say that falls outside the purview of getting criminals out?
GREG BOVINO: Martha, do we know the criminal records of those so-called landscapers?
GREG BOVINO: Martha, do we know the criminal records of those so-called landscapers?
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
if I looked like a domestic violence restraining order with legs I probably wouldn't go around advocating for appearance-based criminal suspicion, but that's just me
Amazing how so much of Trump’s post-2020 success is based on just brazenly ignoring the concept of linear time
Brooke Rollins on the Omaha Steaks CEO saying beef prices could rise to $10/pound: "We are suffering from the last administration's literal war on cattle."
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Amazing how so much of Trump’s post-2020 success is based on just brazenly ignoring the concept of linear time
Just asking for the slightest hint of incredulity toward known ghouls from Democratic leadership
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Just asking for the slightest hint of incredulity toward known ghouls from Democratic leadership
Propaganda I’m not falling for:
- “Wake up feeling rested”
- “Wake up feeling rested”
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Propaganda I’m not falling for:
- “Wake up feeling rested”
- “Wake up feeling rested”
Decent chance VP actually strokes out before Trump because of Woke Pope
From Christopher Hale:
“Pope Leo XIV will share a meal this Sunday with Alessia Nobile and four fellow transgender Catholic activists, during the Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor — marking the most significant public encounter shared between the pope and the trans community.”
“Pope Leo XIV will share a meal this Sunday with Alessia Nobile and four fellow transgender Catholic activists, during the Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor — marking the most significant public encounter shared between the pope and the trans community.”
NEW: Transgender Activists to Dine with Pope Leo XIV during Sunday's Jubilee for the Poor
Papal luncheon with trans advocate Alessia Nobile set for Sunday at Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor, highlighting a legacy of outreach and hopes for continued inclusion.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Decent chance VP actually strokes out before Trump because of Woke Pope
A while back my wife and I were watching like 2000s-era Housewives and they talked about being addicted to their “Crackberries.” Our thought, as mid-40s millennials, was how could you be addicted to a phone with just your personal email? Seeing the Epstein emails it makes a lot more sense I guess
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A while back my wife and I were watching like 2000s-era Housewives and they talked about being addicted to their “Crackberries.” Our thought, as mid-40s millennials, was how could you be addicted to a phone with just your personal email? Seeing the Epstein emails it makes a lot more sense I guess
Post-microwave:
Soup temperature - 85 degrees
Bowl temperature - surface of the sun degrees
Soup temperature - 85 degrees
Bowl temperature - surface of the sun degrees
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Post-microwave:
Soup temperature - 85 degrees
Bowl temperature - surface of the sun degrees
Soup temperature - 85 degrees
Bowl temperature - surface of the sun degrees
Finally getting to Alien: Earth and the characters are so stupid and unlikeable/annoying that I’m only pushing through out of sheer boredom. And why is every alien species like perfectly evolved to kill humans in very specific ways?
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Finally getting to Alien: Earth and the characters are so stupid and unlikeable/annoying that I’m only pushing through out of sheer boredom. And why is every alien species like perfectly evolved to kill humans in very specific ways?
Can’t tell if this is real but a ways back I went to buy a used car and the minimum loan term they would offer was 48 months. I asked for a 36 month option and they said no. The only people this would benefit are dealerships and lenders (which is why the WH would support it)
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Can’t tell if this is real but a ways back I went to buy a used car and the minimum loan term they would offer was 48 months. I asked for a 36 month option and they said no. The only people this would benefit are dealerships and lenders (which is why the WH would support it)
As a furloughed federal worker I say go to hell you spineless motherfucker
Tim Kaine on backlash he's getting: "I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct 1, b/c I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed fed worker would say to me at church, or what somebody would say about SNAP"
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
As a furloughed federal worker I say go to hell you spineless motherfucker
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in 30 years of driving I have not made a single claim on my car insurance. END THE FRAUD!
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
in 30 years of driving I have not made a single claim on my car insurance. END THE FRAUD!
I knew the post-election high would eventually fade but I didn’t think dems would just outright smother it like a wet blanket after less than a week
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I knew the post-election high would eventually fade but I didn’t think dems would just outright smother it like a wet blanket after less than a week
Pundits learn how to correctly pronounce Maggie Hassan’s last name, challenge level impossible
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Pundits learn how to correctly pronounce Maggie Hassan’s last name, challenge level impossible