Apple could probably make up this revenue if it allowed people to upgrade their computers! Like the choice now is essentially “new or nothing” but if it was “new or buy a memory upgrade” or whatever that would be a huge market

flown business class a few times and IME that's the place people are most likely to take off their shoes!

so by that measure you basically have like, Moorefield/Petersburg as the de facto capital of Appalachian Mountain WV?

I recently upgraded because old phone's battery was dying and it was slow as shit. Debating on which new version to get, I surveyed my Pelican case full of expensive photo and video gear and said "this time I probably don't need to spend double just for the 'better' camera" and haven't regretted it

[looking at my Radwagon that was recently stolen but for some reason immediately returned]: "fuck"

yeah I anticipate having to teach him all that (it's solidly in my wheelhouse), I just think it's gonna be like teaching a grandparent how to do photography because I doubt he understands like the idea of importing photos or even using a PC for any kind of work

his first foray is shooting for his school's basketball team, so just having prints probably wouldn't work for that (I told him to set up a website for parents to pay to download his photos). And I honestly think he'd be even less interested in working with film (he's not one of those retro kids)

I handed down a gaming laptop to him and he had no clue how to install or setup any games and barely used it and I was like "why did you even ask for this?" And I'm fairly certain that he doesn't even realize that photos generally need to be edited or that a computer is even part of the process

I like how they’re all holding a burger but then everyone has a second burger sitting on the wrapper

What’s the judgment on watermelons?

Getting in Trump’s good graces without being an obsequious embarrassment is tough but the right play in many cases including this one

yeah, but I feel like everyone using SM7Bs and all the elaborate contraptions to get them in front of people on video probably goes back to Rogan?

another shitty thing we can blame on Joe Rogan

I hadn't parsed it out quite so thoroughly in my head but the middle one is how I've always said it

parkmobeel? park mo-bul? park mo-bile?

Interesting they chose to target a state with a very uh….robust gun culture! Your average soccer mom probably isn’t armed in Chicago, but in NC she probably teaches a concealed carry class at the local range

ABC correctly identifies it as a Norwegian submarine