Solidarity.
I’m the same way.
I spent five years watching my mother slowly crumble back to toddlerhood & infancy before she passed in February. The grief was/is there, but I was the calmest dealing with the aftermath.
I’m the same way.
I spent five years watching my mother slowly crumble back to toddlerhood & infancy before she passed in February. The grief was/is there, but I was the calmest dealing with the aftermath.
January 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Solidarity.
I’m the same way.
I spent five years watching my mother slowly crumble back to toddlerhood & infancy before she passed in February. The grief was/is there, but I was the calmest dealing with the aftermath.
I’m the same way.
I spent five years watching my mother slowly crumble back to toddlerhood & infancy before she passed in February. The grief was/is there, but I was the calmest dealing with the aftermath.
also it seems like negotiating toddlerhood is a skill that you develop over time based on how your kid develops, so i anticipate where i’m at right now where im like “this is what’s happening, sorry” will shift into something more patient?
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
also it seems like negotiating toddlerhood is a skill that you develop over time based on how your kid develops, so i anticipate where i’m at right now where im like “this is what’s happening, sorry” will shift into something more patient?
Želiš mi reći da će nas pubertet postariti još više nego toddlerhood? Stop, hou op, ik vind het niet meer leuk
January 12, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Želiš mi reći da će nas pubertet postariti još više nego toddlerhood? Stop, hou op, ik vind het niet meer leuk
I have a much easier time rolling w this during this second round of toddlerhood but it still sucks in the moment
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I have a much easier time rolling w this during this second round of toddlerhood but it still sucks in the moment
Narcissists weaponize civility and the legal system.
Trump’s approach since toddlerhood is to commit crimes quicker than the law can address. Shock and awe criminality.
Trump’s approach since toddlerhood is to commit crimes quicker than the law can address. Shock and awe criminality.
As regards the reporting below from the NYT:
For those of us who value the operational autonomy of central banks, the risk is that this situation could expose deeper issues—further undermining the credibility of a Fed whose public standing is already fragile.
This is the scenario...
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For those of us who value the operational autonomy of central banks, the risk is that this situation could expose deeper issues—further undermining the credibility of a Fed whose public standing is already fragile.
This is the scenario...
1 of 3
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Narcissists weaponize civility and the legal system.
Trump’s approach since toddlerhood is to commit crimes quicker than the law can address. Shock and awe criminality.
Trump’s approach since toddlerhood is to commit crimes quicker than the law can address. Shock and awe criminality.
It's me and my twin's birthday today! And uh oh, looks like someone modify the numbers on our cake, sending us backwards to toddlerhood! Oh well, being an adult was overrated anyways.
If wonder if EduarTM1 has anything to do with it? Maybe go check out his twitter account for clues!
If wonder if EduarTM1 has anything to do with it? Maybe go check out his twitter account for clues!
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
It's me and my twin's birthday today! And uh oh, looks like someone modify the numbers on our cake, sending us backwards to toddlerhood! Oh well, being an adult was overrated anyways.
If wonder if EduarTM1 has anything to do with it? Maybe go check out his twitter account for clues!
If wonder if EduarTM1 has anything to do with it? Maybe go check out his twitter account for clues!
Exactly. Women are harassed by grown men since literal toddlerhood. That doesn’t magically stop once we’re partnered. Yet we manage to not only stay faithful but stay alive, as so many men also kill us simply for rejecting them. But, sure, sounds like married men getting hit on is totally worse…
January 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Exactly. Women are harassed by grown men since literal toddlerhood. That doesn’t magically stop once we’re partnered. Yet we manage to not only stay faithful but stay alive, as so many men also kill us simply for rejecting them. But, sure, sounds like married men getting hit on is totally worse…
Toddlerhood is awesome
January 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Toddlerhood is awesome
Everyone is reverting to toddlerhood instead of embracing their agency as adults. It's maddening.
January 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Everyone is reverting to toddlerhood instead of embracing their agency as adults. It's maddening.
The one time (post-toddlerhood) I was angry enough to consider visiting violence on someone (who had just tried to hit me), I honestly scared myself. I don't know why folks get off on that feeling.
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The one time (post-toddlerhood) I was angry enough to consider visiting violence on someone (who had just tried to hit me), I honestly scared myself. I don't know why folks get off on that feeling.
Most people learn not to stand in front of a moving vehicle sometime around toddlerhood
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Most people learn not to stand in front of a moving vehicle sometime around toddlerhood
in case you were wondering what the hot shit in toddlerhood is, it’s a show called “Trash Truck”, a story about an anthropomorphic trash truck named Trash Truck
January 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
in case you were wondering what the hot shit in toddlerhood is, it’s a show called “Trash Truck”, a story about an anthropomorphic trash truck named Trash Truck
i didn’t do baby pics and about toddlerhood started doing things without her face, which has only been posted once, not by me, and was removed as soon as i was notified.
consent factored heavily for me too, as she got older she wanted to do it & it was less risky so i reduced harm & hoped. no more
consent factored heavily for me too, as she got older she wanted to do it & it was less risky so i reduced harm & hoped. no more
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
i didn’t do baby pics and about toddlerhood started doing things without her face, which has only been posted once, not by me, and was removed as soon as i was notified.
consent factored heavily for me too, as she got older she wanted to do it & it was less risky so i reduced harm & hoped. no more
consent factored heavily for me too, as she got older she wanted to do it & it was less risky so i reduced harm & hoped. no more
I never in all my life thought I’d be texting so many people in excitement about pee.
#parenthood #toddlerhood #pottytraining #breakthrough
#parenthood #toddlerhood #pottytraining #breakthrough
January 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I never in all my life thought I’d be texting so many people in excitement about pee.
#parenthood #toddlerhood #pottytraining #breakthrough
#parenthood #toddlerhood #pottytraining #breakthrough
Obsessed over the idea of "development levels" for diaper training that just track a normie's slow decline into permanent toddlerhood.
Babies that still poop their pants are kept in playpens.
Diaper training is all about meeting them at their development level! Normalize a lack of urgency associated with dirty diapers and you'll be able to just park him in front of Elmo for hours between changes.
Diaper training is all about meeting them at their development level! Normalize a lack of urgency associated with dirty diapers and you'll be able to just park him in front of Elmo for hours between changes.
January 5, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Obsessed over the idea of "development levels" for diaper training that just track a normie's slow decline into permanent toddlerhood.
Parents taught me about space puppy in toddlerhood as well.
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Parents taught me about space puppy in toddlerhood as well.
His mother was away (due to illness) during much of his toddlerhood, his nanny was an actual Nazi, and his father, according to reports,was a terrible person. I don't think anyone has ever cared for him, so he doesn't even know what it feels like. He tries to fill the hole with fame and power.
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
His mother was away (due to illness) during much of his toddlerhood, his nanny was an actual Nazi, and his father, according to reports,was a terrible person. I don't think anyone has ever cared for him, so he doesn't even know what it feels like. He tries to fill the hole with fame and power.
Just checked...Corelle® Winter Frost White. Highly recommend. Have had them for more years than I can count. After a while, the dishwasher will start to challenge them around the edges, but I don't think I've ever broken one. Should get you through toddlerhood without issue. Good luck.
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Just checked...Corelle® Winter Frost White. Highly recommend. Have had them for more years than I can count. After a while, the dishwasher will start to challenge them around the edges, but I don't think I've ever broken one. Should get you through toddlerhood without issue. Good luck.
this is the perfect encapsulation of what toddlerhood is like lol. i am so sorry for you, her cute outfit, and your white couch!!! ☹️ white colored anything becomes the enemy real fast
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
this is the perfect encapsulation of what toddlerhood is like lol. i am so sorry for you, her cute outfit, and your white couch!!! ☹️ white colored anything becomes the enemy real fast
You deserve it, Emily! I hope 2026 gives you the rest you need (where toddlerhood allows) to bring us more of your art.
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
You deserve it, Emily! I hope 2026 gives you the rest you need (where toddlerhood allows) to bring us more of your art.
I like the part of baby-lead weaning where you give your baby what you’re eating for dinner but cut up smaller. We’ll see if it persists as she continues into toddlerhood, but for now she’s pretty adventurous and will at least try most things.
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I like the part of baby-lead weaning where you give your baby what you’re eating for dinner but cut up smaller. We’ll see if it persists as she continues into toddlerhood, but for now she’s pretty adventurous and will at least try most things.
Your brain is nothing but a giggly infantile mess, given no chance to return to adulthood for even a moment.
Just living a normal day of toddlerhood~ Bibs, warm milk, mushy foods, nap time, bath time. Coloring, getting babied through completing educational games and toys.
Sounds like heaven >.<
Just living a normal day of toddlerhood~ Bibs, warm milk, mushy foods, nap time, bath time. Coloring, getting babied through completing educational games and toys.
Sounds like heaven >.<
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Your brain is nothing but a giggly infantile mess, given no chance to return to adulthood for even a moment.
Just living a normal day of toddlerhood~ Bibs, warm milk, mushy foods, nap time, bath time. Coloring, getting babied through completing educational games and toys.
Sounds like heaven >.<
Just living a normal day of toddlerhood~ Bibs, warm milk, mushy foods, nap time, bath time. Coloring, getting babied through completing educational games and toys.
Sounds like heaven >.<
retconning all your friends into toddlerhood
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
retconning all your friends into toddlerhood
toddlerhood summed up in one interaction.
me: do you want more strawberries?
L: (scream) NO!
me: okay
L: …how about more strawberries?
me: sure buddy
😂🤦🏻♀️
me: do you want more strawberries?
L: (scream) NO!
me: okay
L: …how about more strawberries?
me: sure buddy
😂🤦🏻♀️
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
toddlerhood summed up in one interaction.
me: do you want more strawberries?
L: (scream) NO!
me: okay
L: …how about more strawberries?
me: sure buddy
😂🤦🏻♀️
me: do you want more strawberries?
L: (scream) NO!
me: okay
L: …how about more strawberries?
me: sure buddy
😂🤦🏻♀️
I’ve seen plenty of people with the qualifications and knowledge say that trump’s never progressed beyond toddlerhood. He‘s just a bottomless well of want and grievance.
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’ve seen plenty of people with the qualifications and knowledge say that trump’s never progressed beyond toddlerhood. He‘s just a bottomless well of want and grievance.