I know #Christmas is over but with skyrocketing prices; job losses; loss of healthcare and access to food for so many; war; eroding civility, rise in violence and harassment, measles outbreaks; decline of the rule of law please remember what is really important: #TheWarOnChristmas
Another casualty
Another casualty
January 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I know #Christmas is over but with skyrocketing prices; job losses; loss of healthcare and access to food for so many; war; eroding civility, rise in violence and harassment, measles outbreaks; decline of the rule of law please remember what is really important: #TheWarOnChristmas
Another casualty
Another casualty
Old rule: The Christmas tree comes down on New Year's Day.
New rule: The Christmas tree comes down BEFORE NOON on New Year's Day. That means all the lights! Every decoration! Every pine needle! DIE, EVIL CHRISTMAS TREE! DIE!
#TheWarOnChristmas
New rule: The Christmas tree comes down BEFORE NOON on New Year's Day. That means all the lights! Every decoration! Every pine needle! DIE, EVIL CHRISTMAS TREE! DIE!
#TheWarOnChristmas
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Old rule: The Christmas tree comes down on New Year's Day.
New rule: The Christmas tree comes down BEFORE NOON on New Year's Day. That means all the lights! Every decoration! Every pine needle! DIE, EVIL CHRISTMAS TREE! DIE!
#TheWarOnChristmas
New rule: The Christmas tree comes down BEFORE NOON on New Year's Day. That means all the lights! Every decoration! Every pine needle! DIE, EVIL CHRISTMAS TREE! DIE!
#TheWarOnChristmas
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Captain Picard joins #thewaronchristmas
December 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Captain Picard joins #thewaronchristmas
#thewaronchristmas update.
Flash! More daring work from the Norwegian underground has crippled Santa's supply lines and he has retreated to the Elves Chancellory building near the ReindeerStag. He is reportedly in ill health and has vowed to fight to the last elf.
Flash! More daring work from the Norwegian underground has crippled Santa's supply lines and he has retreated to the Elves Chancellory building near the ReindeerStag. He is reportedly in ill health and has vowed to fight to the last elf.
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
#thewaronchristmas update.
Flash! More daring work from the Norwegian underground has crippled Santa's supply lines and he has retreated to the Elves Chancellory building near the ReindeerStag. He is reportedly in ill health and has vowed to fight to the last elf.
Flash! More daring work from the Norwegian underground has crippled Santa's supply lines and he has retreated to the Elves Chancellory building near the ReindeerStag. He is reportedly in ill health and has vowed to fight to the last elf.
#Turkeys are to busy to fight #TheWarOnChristmas they have their own turf war.
December 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
#Turkeys are to busy to fight #TheWarOnChristmas they have their own turf war.
#TheWarOnChristmas. Update. 20,000 elves taken prisoner, relocated to POW camps. Weather clearing, aerial bombardment of Santa's workshop may start by the weekend. Buy a stamp or bond or comic today, help support #TheWarOnChristmas.
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
#TheWarOnChristmas. Update. 20,000 elves taken prisoner, relocated to POW camps. Weather clearing, aerial bombardment of Santa's workshop may start by the weekend. Buy a stamp or bond or comic today, help support #TheWarOnChristmas.
Happy Holidays? #thewaronchristmas 😂
Great topper, Gets me thinking how much ££ I’d have to win for my wife to allow it? 😂
Seasons Greetings to you. Incidentally like Easter Eggs not mentioning Easter, that was very common on Christmas cards when I was a kid.
Great topper, Gets me thinking how much ££ I’d have to win for my wife to allow it? 😂
Seasons Greetings to you. Incidentally like Easter Eggs not mentioning Easter, that was very common on Christmas cards when I was a kid.
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Happy Holidays? #thewaronchristmas 😂
Great topper, Gets me thinking how much ££ I’d have to win for my wife to allow it? 😂
Seasons Greetings to you. Incidentally like Easter Eggs not mentioning Easter, that was very common on Christmas cards when I was a kid.
Great topper, Gets me thinking how much ££ I’d have to win for my wife to allow it? 😂
Seasons Greetings to you. Incidentally like Easter Eggs not mentioning Easter, that was very common on Christmas cards when I was a kid.
#TheWarOnChristmas Republicans style. Grandma’s gonna die anyways.
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
#TheWarOnChristmas Republicans style. Grandma’s gonna die anyways.
It's never too soon to start shopping for Christmas!
#christmas #happyholidays #thewaronchristmas #merrychristmas #markothecomic #decca #bingcrosby #parody #satire #comedy #comedian #comic #joke #christmasmusic #christmassongs
#christmas #happyholidays #thewaronchristmas #merrychristmas #markothecomic #decca #bingcrosby #parody #satire #comedy #comedian #comic #joke #christmasmusic #christmassongs
August 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It's never too soon to start shopping for Christmas!
#christmas #happyholidays #thewaronchristmas #merrychristmas #markothecomic #decca #bingcrosby #parody #satire #comedy #comedian #comic #joke #christmasmusic #christmassongs
#christmas #happyholidays #thewaronchristmas #merrychristmas #markothecomic #decca #bingcrosby #parody #satire #comedy #comedian #comic #joke #christmasmusic #christmassongs
Christmas industry is being crippled due to the felons 145% tariffs on China 🇨🇳
This will affect everything from trees, lighting, all decorations.
Due y’all remember when the felon was taking at his rallies about Kamala not wanting Christmas..
He is going to cancel many celebrations.
WTF. 🎄
This will affect everything from trees, lighting, all decorations.
Due y’all remember when the felon was taking at his rallies about Kamala not wanting Christmas..
He is going to cancel many celebrations.
WTF. 🎄
a cartoon of a boy standing next to a christmas tree
ALT: a cartoon of a boy standing next to a christmas tree
media.tenor.com
April 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
/fednews
Apparently there was an EO which has now banned the celebrating of events such as Christmas and Hanukkah as they are deemed DEI?
You will not be allowed to decorate common areas or cubicles.
(Can Kegsbreath can go all out on St. Patty’s Day?)
#thewaronChristmas
#supportfederalworkers
Apparently there was an EO which has now banned the celebrating of events such as Christmas and Hanukkah as they are deemed DEI?
You will not be allowed to decorate common areas or cubicles.
(Can Kegsbreath can go all out on St. Patty’s Day?)
#thewaronChristmas
#supportfederalworkers
February 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
/fednews
Apparently there was an EO which has now banned the celebrating of events such as Christmas and Hanukkah as they are deemed DEI?
You will not be allowed to decorate common areas or cubicles.
(Can Kegsbreath can go all out on St. Patty’s Day?)
#thewaronChristmas
#supportfederalworkers
Apparently there was an EO which has now banned the celebrating of events such as Christmas and Hanukkah as they are deemed DEI?
You will not be allowed to decorate common areas or cubicles.
(Can Kegsbreath can go all out on St. Patty’s Day?)
#thewaronChristmas
#supportfederalworkers
If anyone is interested in enlisting in #TheWarOnChristmas military, we have recruiters all around. Just say the phrase assigned to you by Archives and wait for an agent to appear.
If you have your designation from Mossad Scouting Day at Hebrew School, it’ll help to place you. So keep it handy.
If you have your designation from Mossad Scouting Day at Hebrew School, it’ll help to place you. So keep it handy.
Christmas is dead.
Long live Hanukah.
Long live Hanukah.
December 27, 2024 at 3:05 AM
If anyone is interested in enlisting in #TheWarOnChristmas military, we have recruiters all around. Just say the phrase assigned to you by Archives and wait for an agent to appear.
If you have your designation from Mossad Scouting Day at Hebrew School, it’ll help to place you. So keep it handy.
If you have your designation from Mossad Scouting Day at Hebrew School, it’ll help to place you. So keep it handy.
The War On Xmas
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December 25, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I just want to say, “Merry Christmas!” I’m not banking on the choice of faith. I’m just wishing everyone good cheer!
#notachristian
#thewaronchristmas
#notyourholiday
#notachristian
#thewaronchristmas
#notyourholiday
December 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I just want to say, “Merry Christmas!” I’m not banking on the choice of faith. I’m just wishing everyone good cheer!
#notachristian
#thewaronchristmas
#notyourholiday
#notachristian
#thewaronchristmas
#notyourholiday
#NeverForget: In the streets of New York City on this date in 1823, Santa won the decisive battle of #TheWarOnChristmas.
December 23, 2024 at 9:50 PM
#NeverForget: In the streets of New York City on this date in 1823, Santa won the decisive battle of #TheWarOnChristmas.
We were too late to stop the imaginary "War on Christmas" and the real damage it did. Can we apply the lessons learned to the ramping up Toilet Wars? Happy holidays everyone!
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#happynewyear #newyear #2025 #happyholidays #merrychristmas #thewaronchristmas
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#happynewyear #newyear #2025 #happyholidays #merrychristmas #thewaronchristmas
The War on Christmas Is Over! Bring on the Toilet Wars!
The War on Christmas may be fake, but it does real damage. Fortunately, its time is ending. What can we do as the toilet wars ramp up?
larrynocella.com
December 23, 2024 at 8:39 PM
We were too late to stop the imaginary "War on Christmas" and the real damage it did. Can we apply the lessons learned to the ramping up Toilet Wars? Happy holidays everyone!
larrynocella.com/the-war-on-c...
#happynewyear #newyear #2025 #happyholidays #merrychristmas #thewaronchristmas
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#happynewyear #newyear #2025 #happyholidays #merrychristmas #thewaronchristmas
#thewaronchristmas
Update: Long range bombing has begun around Santa's workshop citadel. Fierce igloo to igloo fighting raging as the brave soldiers of the 24th, 129th and 226th suffer mass casualties.
Keep up the support! They're counting on you!
Update: Long range bombing has begun around Santa's workshop citadel. Fierce igloo to igloo fighting raging as the brave soldiers of the 24th, 129th and 226th suffer mass casualties.
Keep up the support! They're counting on you!
December 22, 2024 at 11:23 PM
#thewaronchristmas
Update: Long range bombing has begun around Santa's workshop citadel. Fierce igloo to igloo fighting raging as the brave soldiers of the 24th, 129th and 226th suffer mass casualties.
Keep up the support! They're counting on you!
Update: Long range bombing has begun around Santa's workshop citadel. Fierce igloo to igloo fighting raging as the brave soldiers of the 24th, 129th and 226th suffer mass casualties.
Keep up the support! They're counting on you!
#thewaronchristmas update.
Flash! More daring work from the Norwegian underground has crippled Santa's supply lines and he has retreated to the Elves Chancellory building near the ReindeerStag. He is reportedly in ill health and has vowed to fight to the last elf.
Flash! More daring work from the Norwegian underground has crippled Santa's supply lines and he has retreated to the Elves Chancellory building near the ReindeerStag. He is reportedly in ill health and has vowed to fight to the last elf.
December 19, 2024 at 10:11 PM
#thewaronchristmas update.
Flash! More daring work from the Norwegian underground has crippled Santa's supply lines and he has retreated to the Elves Chancellory building near the ReindeerStag. He is reportedly in ill health and has vowed to fight to the last elf.
Flash! More daring work from the Norwegian underground has crippled Santa's supply lines and he has retreated to the Elves Chancellory building near the ReindeerStag. He is reportedly in ill health and has vowed to fight to the last elf.
This is pretty much what I picture when I hear anyone talk about "The War on Christmas"
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#WarOnChristmas #TheWarOnChristmas #DarthVader #santaclaus #ANewHope #lightsaberduel #ObiWanKenobi #lucasfilm #StarWars
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#WarOnChristmas #TheWarOnChristmas #DarthVader #santaclaus #ANewHope #lightsaberduel #ObiWanKenobi #lucasfilm #StarWars
December 18, 2024 at 7:00 PM
This is pretty much what I picture when I hear anyone talk about "The War on Christmas"
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#WarOnChristmas #TheWarOnChristmas #DarthVader #santaclaus #ANewHope #lightsaberduel #ObiWanKenobi #lucasfilm #StarWars
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#WarOnChristmas #TheWarOnChristmas #DarthVader #santaclaus #ANewHope #lightsaberduel #ObiWanKenobi #lucasfilm #StarWars
Our CoIntel Operation has deployed the use of "Secret Santa's" to survey the inner workings of Ol Saint Nick's mall fronts.
Be advised that we're now requiring all civilians to refrain from entering these locations to minimize collateral damages should any skirmishes break out.
#TheWarOnChristmas
Be advised that we're now requiring all civilians to refrain from entering these locations to minimize collateral damages should any skirmishes break out.
#TheWarOnChristmas
December 12, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Our CoIntel Operation has deployed the use of "Secret Santa's" to survey the inner workings of Ol Saint Nick's mall fronts.
Be advised that we're now requiring all civilians to refrain from entering these locations to minimize collateral damages should any skirmishes break out.
#TheWarOnChristmas
Be advised that we're now requiring all civilians to refrain from entering these locations to minimize collateral damages should any skirmishes break out.
#TheWarOnChristmas
We've received unconfirmed reports that Santa's workshop has doubled it's slave labor to handle the holiday crunch.
Mr. Claus will learn to respect labor laws, if need be, by force.
Operation: Deck the Hallmark nears completion.
Stealth operations have the green light.
#TheWarOnChristmas
Mr. Claus will learn to respect labor laws, if need be, by force.
Operation: Deck the Hallmark nears completion.
Stealth operations have the green light.
#TheWarOnChristmas
December 8, 2024 at 6:59 PM
We've received unconfirmed reports that Santa's workshop has doubled it's slave labor to handle the holiday crunch.
Mr. Claus will learn to respect labor laws, if need be, by force.
Operation: Deck the Hallmark nears completion.
Stealth operations have the green light.
#TheWarOnChristmas
Mr. Claus will learn to respect labor laws, if need be, by force.
Operation: Deck the Hallmark nears completion.
Stealth operations have the green light.
#TheWarOnChristmas
One more exhibit showing that the notion Biden is too liberal is straight up fear mongering… Dude still puts Merry Christmas front and center on the official White House holiday cards.
#TheWarOnChristmas 🙄
#OhShitItsAlmostChristmas 😳
#TheWarOnChristmas 🙄
#OhShitItsAlmostChristmas 😳
Just got this in the mail, so freaking cool.
Thank you, President Biden, Dr. Jill Biden, and Willow. ♥️
Thank you, President Biden, Dr. Jill Biden, and Willow. ♥️
December 6, 2024 at 9:03 PM
One more exhibit showing that the notion Biden is too liberal is straight up fear mongering… Dude still puts Merry Christmas front and center on the official White House holiday cards.
#TheWarOnChristmas 🙄
#OhShitItsAlmostChristmas 😳
#TheWarOnChristmas 🙄
#OhShitItsAlmostChristmas 😳
Incoming orders from General The Grinch..
"Begin the surprise Assault on Whoville, extract all presents by any means necessary"
By God, we may have a fighting chance this early into the fight...
#TheWarOnChristmas
"Begin the surprise Assault on Whoville, extract all presents by any means necessary"
By God, we may have a fighting chance this early into the fight...
#TheWarOnChristmas
December 4, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Incoming orders from General The Grinch..
"Begin the surprise Assault on Whoville, extract all presents by any means necessary"
By God, we may have a fighting chance this early into the fight...
#TheWarOnChristmas
"Begin the surprise Assault on Whoville, extract all presents by any means necessary"
By God, we may have a fighting chance this early into the fight...
#TheWarOnChristmas
