Professor Hyde
@professorhyde.bsky.social
Professor Hyde is the professor in residence at the Imaginary Institute for Obscure Studies. He is a legend in his own and several other minds.
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OVERT ACT 125 In additional furtherance of the conspiracy, DEFENDANTS met on November 12, 2025 to discuss ways to wield official government power to prevent further news of the child sex trafficking ring from becoming public.
Exclusive: Top Trump administration officials plan to meet today to discuss House efforts to force the release of the Epstein files. https://cnn.it/3WSyk2Y
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
OVERT ACT 125 In additional furtherance of the conspiracy, DEFENDANTS met on November 12, 2025 to discuss ways to wield official government power to prevent further news of the child sex trafficking ring from becoming public.
If you’re subscribed to #Microsoft365 personal or family and don’t want #CoPilot shoved down your throat you can switch your subscription to Personal or Family Classic. Not only does it remove CoPilot. It’s cheaper to boot.
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If you’re subscribed to #Microsoft365 personal or family and don’t want #CoPilot shoved down your throat you can switch your subscription to Personal or Family Classic. Not only does it remove CoPilot. It’s cheaper to boot.
My political philosophy is essentially this: If you don’t wash your hands after you use the bathroom, you don’t care about anybody, not even yourself. Why should anybody listen to a sad loser like that?
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My political philosophy is essentially this: If you don’t wash your hands after you use the bathroom, you don’t care about anybody, not even yourself. Why should anybody listen to a sad loser like that?
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criterion 50% off sale at barnes and noble btw
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
criterion 50% off sale at barnes and noble btw
I’ll play anything #DoubleFine puts out, but #Keeper is a gorgeous experience that more people should play.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’ll play anything #DoubleFine puts out, but #Keeper is a gorgeous experience that more people should play.
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I haven't seen victories this lopsided since the last time the Harlem Globetrotters played the Washington Generals.
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I haven't seen victories this lopsided since the last time the Harlem Globetrotters played the Washington Generals.
Somewhere, in a darkened basement bathed by the bright glare of a OLED TV tuned to news channel, Nate Silver is sobbing quietly and eating a bag of pennies.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Somewhere, in a darkened basement bathed by the bright glare of a OLED TV tuned to news channel, Nate Silver is sobbing quietly and eating a bag of pennies.
If you read the NK Jemisin #GreatCities series; Staten Island’s results make perfect sense.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you read the NK Jemisin #GreatCities series; Staten Island’s results make perfect sense.
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Just let me get the leak of what the NYPD group chats post about Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just let me get the leak of what the NYPD group chats post about Zohran
Fox News tomorrow is going to be like Philly sports radio after the Eagles lose.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Fox News tomorrow is going to be like Philly sports radio after the Eagles lose.
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CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
ATLANTA—As the agency struggles to manage a measles caseload that has erupted to its largest size in decades, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated Monday that at this point, it would ...
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November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
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mamdani is going to break 50% and centrist pundits are going to convolute themselves in new ways to say he doesn’t have a mandate
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
mamdani is going to break 50% and centrist pundits are going to convolute themselves in new ways to say he doesn’t have a mandate
I just felt the world get lighter.
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I just felt the world get lighter.
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/
In my head, The Ana and Din Mysteries by #RobertJacksonBennett is in conversation with the Commonweal Series #GraysonSaunders
November 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In my head, The Ana and Din Mysteries by #RobertJacksonBennett is in conversation with the Commonweal Series #GraysonSaunders
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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Employee Totally Crushes Presentation Of Idea That Will Soon Bankrupt Company https://theonion.com/employee-totally-crushes-presentation-of-idea-that-will-1819579606/
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Employee Totally Crushes Presentation Of Idea That Will Soon Bankrupt Company https://theonion.com/employee-totally-crushes-presentation-of-idea-that-will-1819579606/
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It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards!
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Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow
Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.
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October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...
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This seems like an unusually boneheaded argument for someone from La Mega to make. It’s a perfectly normal broad familial term across multiple cultures.
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In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This seems like an unusually boneheaded argument for someone from La Mega to make. It’s a perfectly normal broad familial term across multiple cultures.
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October 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/
October 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/
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the other thing i’ll say here is i am a bit frustrated with the narrative of online radicalization that treats it as akin to brainwashing. it lets individuals, families and communities off the hook for the choices they make and the environments they foster
this also drives me insane, this idea that it is the most normal thing in the world for a young (white) man to have a nazi curious phase. it isn’t!
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
the other thing i’ll say here is i am a bit frustrated with the narrative of online radicalization that treats it as akin to brainwashing. it lets individuals, families and communities off the hook for the choices they make and the environments they foster