Professor Hyde
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Professor Hyde is the professor in residence at the Imaginary Institute for Obscure Studies. He is a legend in his own and several other minds.
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/
February 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/
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Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month https://theonion.com/report-employers-created-40-000-new-jobs-for-existing-1819575878/
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month https://theonion.com/report-employers-created-40-000-new-jobs-for-existing-1819575878/
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people
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BEEN READIN DA EPSTIEN FILE'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
BEEN READIN DA EPSTIEN FILE'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
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January 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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The people of Minnesota did that. Not Schumer and Jeffries, not Walz and Frey, not the standard-bearers of decorum. The People.
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The people of Minnesota did that. Not Schumer and Jeffries, not Walz and Frey, not the standard-bearers of decorum. The People.
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thurs...
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January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
If you’re planning to buy or lease an #EV this year, visit evvoiceofthecustomer.com and download the list of dealers who signed letters demanding Trump end state level EV mandates. Filter it by state and call the dealers who signed on and tell them you’re not going to do business with them.
January 25, 2026 at 2:17 PM
If you’re planning to buy or lease an #EV this year, visit evvoiceofthecustomer.com and download the list of dealers who signed letters demanding Trump end state level EV mandates. Filter it by state and call the dealers who signed on and tell them you’re not going to do business with them.
Your man thinks ChatGPT solved the halting problem.
January 22, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Your man thinks ChatGPT solved the halting problem.
At the end of every CBS News broadcast they wheel out the zombified corpse of Cokie Roberts and have it wheeze “Fifty Fifty Nation” as Tony Dokupil stares into the camera.
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
At the end of every CBS News broadcast they wheel out the zombified corpse of Cokie Roberts and have it wheeze “Fifty Fifty Nation” as Tony Dokupil stares into the camera.
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MLK’s Family Urges Nation To Spend Anniversary Of His Death Twisting His Words To Fit Own Political Agendas https://theonion.com/mlk-s-family-urges-nation-to-spend-anniversary-of-his-d-1824991630/
January 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
MLK’s Family Urges Nation To Spend Anniversary Of His Death Twisting His Words To Fit Own Political Agendas https://theonion.com/mlk-s-family-urges-nation-to-spend-anniversary-of-his-d-1824991630/
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GO TO FOREST WHOLE LIFE NEVER FIND 1 FUCKEN SWORD - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
GO TO FOREST WHOLE LIFE NEVER FIND 1 FUCKEN SWORD - dashare.zone ADMIN
Had a dream I was drinking a chocolate egg creme and woke up in a house without seltzer or chocolate syrup.
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Had a dream I was drinking a chocolate egg creme and woke up in a house without seltzer or chocolate syrup.
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Any Dem elected who goes that route should be primaried into the sun
January 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Any Dem elected who goes that route should be primaried into the sun
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January 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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The product announcements from #CES are just dire. No real products; just barely functioning tech demos and subscription plays as far as the eye can see. The tech industry needs to fucking crash already so we can build something cool from the wreckage.
January 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
The product announcements from #CES are just dire. No real products; just barely functioning tech demos and subscription plays as far as the eye can see. The tech industry needs to fucking crash already so we can build something cool from the wreckage.
What is it with senile US presidents that makes them want to kidnap South American political leaders?
January 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
What is it with senile US presidents that makes them want to kidnap South American political leaders?
And the year ended, swept clean by the hands of a relentless clock.
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
And the year ended, swept clean by the hands of a relentless clock.
#StrangerThings had my wife and I cracking up when there was a sad scene and they started playing Prince’s Purple Rain. Which is not a song we associate with… anything other than good times.
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
#StrangerThings had my wife and I cracking up when there was a sad scene and they started playing Prince’s Purple Rain. Which is not a song we associate with… anything other than good times.
Went to see Anaconda at Christmas and (minor spoiler) Jack Black and Paul Rudd were young teens when the first Anaconda movie came out. Just the first of many dumb ideas the movie throws at you.
December 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Went to see Anaconda at Christmas and (minor spoiler) Jack Black and Paul Rudd were young teens when the first Anaconda movie came out. Just the first of many dumb ideas the movie throws at you.
#Peacock Premium Plus? What a steaming pile of trash. If I’m paying you to not show me ads, and you show me ads, you’re never getting another nickel from me. I hope the piece of shit that greenlit this gets downsized and ends up having work the night shift at a dog food factory.
December 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
#Peacock Premium Plus? What a steaming pile of trash. If I’m paying you to not show me ads, and you show me ads, you’re never getting another nickel from me. I hope the piece of shit that greenlit this gets downsized and ends up having work the night shift at a dog food factory.