Professor Hyde
@professorhyde.bsky.social
Professor Hyde is the professor in residence at the Imaginary Institute for Obscure Studies. He is a legend in his own and several other minds.
Don’t worry, you can hang the ornaments wherever you want on the tree. When you go to bed I’ll rearrange everything to make it perfect.
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Don’t worry, you can hang the ornaments wherever you want on the tree. When you go to bed I’ll rearrange everything to make it perfect.
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Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
A decent overview of #FusionVoting by the ABA: www.americanbar.org/groups/publi...
Reviving the American Tradition of Fusion Voting
This Working Paper identifies the factors that are undermining the health and stability of U.S. democracy and discusses how lifting unconstitutional state restrictions to fusion alliances might lower ...
www.americanbar.org
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A decent overview of #FusionVoting by the ABA: www.americanbar.org/groups/publi...
I am firmly convinced that fusion voting is the only clear way to reduce the power of the republican and democratic parties in a way that won’t involve electoral ruin.
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I am firmly convinced that fusion voting is the only clear way to reduce the power of the republican and democratic parties in a way that won’t involve electoral ruin.
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I had forgotten how old I was until I watched Lil’ John performing Turn Down for What riding a Toys R Us float in the Macys parade today.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I had forgotten how old I was until I watched Lil’ John performing Turn Down for What riding a Toys R Us float in the Macys parade today.
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POISEN ME PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
POISEN ME PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN
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President Trump has called for Democrats to be executed for sedition. The voters expect Democrats to come to the table with a real counter-proposal and negotiate a mutually acceptable compromise. That’s doing politics the right way.
-Ezra Klein, New York TImes
-Ezra Klein, New York TImes
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
President Trump has called for Democrats to be executed for sedition. The voters expect Democrats to come to the table with a real counter-proposal and negotiate a mutually acceptable compromise. That’s doing politics the right way.
-Ezra Klein, New York TImes
-Ezra Klein, New York TImes
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Deeply ashamed just because you were soliciting a convicted child predator for advice on cheating on your wife my pressuring a younger colleague into sleeping with you while sneering at her and her work?
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
Sex pest : i am retiring from public life
public : good fuck off
sex pest : except for these various paid and unpaid public positions
public : did we stutter
public : good fuck off
sex pest : except for these various paid and unpaid public positions
public : did we stutter
Larry Summers steps back from public commitments, ‘deeply ashamed’ by Epstein revelations
Emails revealed that Summers sought advice from Epstein on romantically pursuing a woman he referred to as his mentee.
www.politico.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Deeply ashamed just because you were soliciting a convicted child predator for advice on cheating on your wife my pressuring a younger colleague into sleeping with you while sneering at her and her work?
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
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OVERT ACT 125 In additional furtherance of the conspiracy, DEFENDANTS met on November 12, 2025 to discuss ways to wield official government power to prevent further news of the child sex trafficking ring from becoming public.
Exclusive: Top Trump administration officials plan to meet today to discuss House efforts to force the release of the Epstein files. https://cnn.it/3WSyk2Y
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
OVERT ACT 125 In additional furtherance of the conspiracy, DEFENDANTS met on November 12, 2025 to discuss ways to wield official government power to prevent further news of the child sex trafficking ring from becoming public.
If you’re subscribed to #Microsoft365 personal or family and don’t want #CoPilot shoved down your throat you can switch your subscription to Personal or Family Classic. Not only does it remove CoPilot. It’s cheaper to boot.
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If you’re subscribed to #Microsoft365 personal or family and don’t want #CoPilot shoved down your throat you can switch your subscription to Personal or Family Classic. Not only does it remove CoPilot. It’s cheaper to boot.
My political philosophy is essentially this: If you don’t wash your hands after you use the bathroom, you don’t care about anybody, not even yourself. Why should anybody listen to a sad loser like that?
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My political philosophy is essentially this: If you don’t wash your hands after you use the bathroom, you don’t care about anybody, not even yourself. Why should anybody listen to a sad loser like that?
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criterion 50% off sale at barnes and noble btw
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
criterion 50% off sale at barnes and noble btw
I’ll play anything #DoubleFine puts out, but #Keeper is a gorgeous experience that more people should play.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’ll play anything #DoubleFine puts out, but #Keeper is a gorgeous experience that more people should play.
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I haven't seen victories this lopsided since the last time the Harlem Globetrotters played the Washington Generals.
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I haven't seen victories this lopsided since the last time the Harlem Globetrotters played the Washington Generals.
Somewhere, in a darkened basement bathed by the bright glare of a OLED TV tuned to news channel, Nate Silver is sobbing quietly and eating a bag of pennies.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Somewhere, in a darkened basement bathed by the bright glare of a OLED TV tuned to news channel, Nate Silver is sobbing quietly and eating a bag of pennies.
If you read the NK Jemisin #GreatCities series; Staten Island’s results make perfect sense.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you read the NK Jemisin #GreatCities series; Staten Island’s results make perfect sense.
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Just let me get the leak of what the NYPD group chats post about Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just let me get the leak of what the NYPD group chats post about Zohran
Fox News tomorrow is going to be like Philly sports radio after the Eagles lose.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Fox News tomorrow is going to be like Philly sports radio after the Eagles lose.
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CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
ATLANTA—As the agency struggles to manage a measles caseload that has erupted to its largest size in decades, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated Monday that at this point, it would ...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
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mamdani is going to break 50% and centrist pundits are going to convolute themselves in new ways to say he doesn’t have a mandate
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
mamdani is going to break 50% and centrist pundits are going to convolute themselves in new ways to say he doesn’t have a mandate
I just felt the world get lighter.
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I just felt the world get lighter.
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