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🎶 some people call me the space jew boy / some people call me Mauritz 🎶
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
🎶 some people call me the space jew boy / some people call me Mauritz 🎶
Hot take, but I feel like at this point someone using ChatGPT to run the government would be an improvement
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hot take, but I feel like at this point someone using ChatGPT to run the government would be an improvement
If this whole mess has taught me anything it’s that you cannot trust the people in charge. Like what the fuck even is a comptroller? Just a bunch of made up bullshit, if you ask me. Anyway. Does anyone know where in the county directory I call to report tuberculosis?
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If this whole mess has taught me anything it’s that you cannot trust the people in charge. Like what the fuck even is a comptroller? Just a bunch of made up bullshit, if you ask me. Anyway. Does anyone know where in the county directory I call to report tuberculosis?
Beatboxing in the bathroom to drown out the otherworldly sounds of what I’m doing to your toilet.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Beatboxing in the bathroom to drown out the otherworldly sounds of what I’m doing to your toilet.
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Live in LA and need the perfect gift? Love buying things *and* supporting reproductive care and justice? Stop by the LAGRH Made With Love boutique on Saturday November 15!
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Live in LA and need the perfect gift? Love buying things *and* supporting reproductive care and justice? Stop by the LAGRH Made With Love boutique on Saturday November 15!
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Obviously this is ridiculous as a policy for employees but also as a customer my blanket preference from any people working in any store anywhere ever is “leave me the absolute fuck alone”
Smiling?? Eye contact?? TALKING TO ME???? Absolutely not!!!!
Smiling?? Eye contact?? TALKING TO ME???? Absolutely not!!!!
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Obviously this is ridiculous as a policy for employees but also as a customer my blanket preference from any people working in any store anywhere ever is “leave me the absolute fuck alone”
Smiling?? Eye contact?? TALKING TO ME???? Absolutely not!!!!
Smiling?? Eye contact?? TALKING TO ME???? Absolutely not!!!!
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fisher outside of a croissant store, 2023
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
fisher outside of a croissant store, 2023
Raccoons are aquatic marsupials
Raccoon facts
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Raccoons are aquatic marsupials
When you crawled into my head you thought you could take me. But this is my dome, my home court, and I am the undefeated heavyweight champion of hypothetical arguments that I completely made up.
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When you crawled into my head you thought you could take me. But this is my dome, my home court, and I am the undefeated heavyweight champion of hypothetical arguments that I completely made up.
so what have you guys been watching tonight
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
so what have you guys been watching tonight
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q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
Democracy needs your help
Conducting a poll. What kind of content would you like to see on this account?
1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick
1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Democracy needs your help
69 is supposedly the "sex number" but imo 88 is far more erotic because it looks like two people sucking their own dick
October 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
69 is supposedly the "sex number" but imo 88 is far more erotic because it looks like two people sucking their own dick
with generative AI getting so real it's honestly good sense to whip your balls out on OnlyFans and get ahead of the potential sex blackmail
October 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
with generative AI getting so real it's honestly good sense to whip your balls out on OnlyFans and get ahead of the potential sex blackmail
Conducting a poll. What kind of content would you like to see on this account?
1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick
1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Conducting a poll. What kind of content would you like to see on this account?
1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick
1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick
Conducting a poll. What kind of content would you like to see on this account?
1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick
1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick
October 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Conducting a poll. What kind of content would you like to see on this account?
1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick
1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick
My favorite thing to do on an airplane is open the window shade and stare out for approximately five minutes, then fall asleep so no one else can—oh wait, that’s the guy next to me.
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My favorite thing to do on an airplane is open the window shade and stare out for approximately five minutes, then fall asleep so no one else can—oh wait, that’s the guy next to me.
alright, that’s it for rapid fire posting. thank you for watching and don’t forget to dislike and unsubscribe
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
alright, that’s it for rapid fire posting. thank you for watching and don’t forget to dislike and unsubscribe
spreading my asshole in the twerk position at my colonoscopy all “mr director, i’m ready for my close up”
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
spreading my asshole in the twerk position at my colonoscopy all “mr director, i’m ready for my close up”
the thing about rapid fire posting is that it will never get old, it will never get annoying—you are beloved, cherished, blocked
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the thing about rapid fire posting is that it will never get old, it will never get annoying—you are beloved, cherished, blocked
when the truth is an obstacle, false gold is worth its weight in silver
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
when the truth is an obstacle, false gold is worth its weight in silver
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I think my instagram feed is trying to reach @jewish.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I think my instagram feed is trying to reach @jewish.bsky.social
[crashing a van into the allegheny river] when you think about it, cars really are a depreciating asset
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
[crashing a van into the allegheny river] when you think about it, cars really are a depreciating asset
love when people bookmark my skeets. go ahead and show your therapist what has been keeping you up at night, slay girl
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
love when people bookmark my skeets. go ahead and show your therapist what has been keeping you up at night, slay girl