I've got a new job improving the mood of offshore oil workers.
Rig morale?
It can be a bit of a pain getting there, yes.
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Rig morale?
It can be a bit of a pain getting there, yes.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I've got a new job improving the mood of offshore oil workers.
Rig morale?
It can be a bit of a pain getting there, yes.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
Rig morale?
It can be a bit of a pain getting there, yes.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #RateMyPun I work for a talent agency that was approached by a man with an ‘animal choir’. It had everything from lions and tigers to cows that could all belt out a tune, apart from a Shetland Pony. When I asked why, they said it was because he was a little horse.
January 23, 2026 at 11:40 AM
#LunchPun #RateMyPun I work for a talent agency that was approached by a man with an ‘animal choir’. It had everything from lions and tigers to cows that could all belt out a tune, apart from a Shetland Pony. When I asked why, they said it was because he was a little horse.
I've been down in Surrey making an ancient honey based wine, but its come out too thin.
Runny mead?
No, Egham.
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Runny mead?
No, Egham.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
January 22, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I've been down in Surrey making an ancient honey based wine, but its come out too thin.
Runny mead?
No, Egham.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
Runny mead?
No, Egham.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
I've been offered the chance to join an Italian football team who don't even have their own stadium
AS Roamer
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AS Roamer
#Lunchpun #RateMyPun #HaveALaugh
January 22, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I've been offered the chance to join an Italian football team who don't even have their own stadium
AS Roamer
#Lunchpun #RateMyPun #HaveALaugh
AS Roamer
#Lunchpun #RateMyPun #HaveALaugh
#LunchPun #RateMyPun At our Winter prize vegetable awards a couple of men got together to deceive the judges into believing that the enormous prize winning Courgettes were theirs. Having won, I saw them having a laugh as it was a real case of smirk and marrows.
January 22, 2026 at 11:04 AM
#LunchPun #RateMyPun At our Winter prize vegetable awards a couple of men got together to deceive the judges into believing that the enormous prize winning Courgettes were theirs. Having won, I saw them having a laugh as it was a real case of smirk and marrows.
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 PM
#LunchPun #RateMyPun Watched a programme where a group of people try to deceive their group into taking their rotten Maris Piper’s or King Edward’s off them. Thoroughly enjoying “The Taters”.
January 21, 2026 at 11:54 AM
#LunchPun #RateMyPun Watched a programme where a group of people try to deceive their group into taking their rotten Maris Piper’s or King Edward’s off them. Thoroughly enjoying “The Taters”.
Apparently S&M groups are now so numerous that a dessert company is branching out into specialist ice creams
Mr Whippy
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Mr Whippy
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January 21, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Apparently S&M groups are now so numerous that a dessert company is branching out into specialist ice creams
Mr Whippy
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Mr Whippy
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January 20, 2026 at 12:01 PM
#LunchPun #RateMyPun At school, the first teacher who got me to draw and paint wasn’t very good. The second was wonderful and she really got the best out of me. So pleased that the US has named the Moon space rocket after her and look forward to seeing how Arty Miss 2 does.
January 20, 2026 at 11:54 AM
#LunchPun #RateMyPun At school, the first teacher who got me to draw and paint wasn’t very good. The second was wonderful and she really got the best out of me. So pleased that the US has named the Moon space rocket after her and look forward to seeing how Arty Miss 2 does.
Which British singer and songwriter has also found renown as a talented burglar?
Pixie Lock
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Pixie Lock
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a person is holding a key in their hand and cutting it with a pair of tweezers .
ALT: a person is holding a key in their hand and cutting it with a pair of tweezers .
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January 20, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Which British singer and songwriter has also found renown as a talented burglar?
Pixie Lock
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Pixie Lock
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I had to get to hospital after being spiked by a piece of tropical grass with a hard, hollow stem.
Bamboo lance?
No, I drove up there myself.
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Bamboo lance?
No, I drove up there myself.
#Lunchpun #RateMyPun
January 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I had to get to hospital after being spiked by a piece of tropical grass with a hard, hollow stem.
Bamboo lance?
No, I drove up there myself.
#Lunchpun #RateMyPun
Bamboo lance?
No, I drove up there myself.
#Lunchpun #RateMyPun
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 AM
John Hurt's character was meant to be in the whole film, but was written out of Alien after a violent outburst on set.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
John Hurt's character was meant to be in the whole film, but was written out of Alien after a violent outburst on set.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
After playing five-a-side football, we'd go down to the local south east Asian restaurant for a beer or two.
There were never any winners however, as every game ended in a Thai.
#Lunchpun #Ratemypun
There were never any winners however, as every game ended in a Thai.
#Lunchpun #Ratemypun
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
After playing five-a-side football, we'd go down to the local south east Asian restaurant for a beer or two.
There were never any winners however, as every game ended in a Thai.
#Lunchpun #Ratemypun
There were never any winners however, as every game ended in a Thai.
#Lunchpun #Ratemypun
#LunchPun #RateMyPun I read a short article about how a group of European Kings met in London in the early 1900’s, which led to the writing of the song “It’s reigning men”.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 AM
#LunchPun #RateMyPun I read a short article about how a group of European Kings met in London in the early 1900’s, which led to the writing of the song “It’s reigning men”.
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January 15, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Vin Diesel's new movie is about an angry priest trying to get his parishioners to observe Lent by abstaining from excessive eating
Fast and Furious
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Fast and Furious
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January 15, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Vin Diesel's new movie is about an angry priest trying to get his parishioners to observe Lent by abstaining from excessive eating
Fast and Furious
#Lunchpun #RateMyPun
Fast and Furious
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I can see Nick Lowe standing next to a board advertising cheap porridge for the homeless.
Gruel to be kind?
Yeah, it's a very good sign.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
Gruel to be kind?
Yeah, it's a very good sign.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
January 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I can see Nick Lowe standing next to a board advertising cheap porridge for the homeless.
Gruel to be kind?
Yeah, it's a very good sign.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
Gruel to be kind?
Yeah, it's a very good sign.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
It's my first day working in the parasite section of the Natural History Museum and they've got me polishing the specimen cases.
Can't help thinking it's something of a tick box exercise.
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Can't help thinking it's something of a tick box exercise.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
January 14, 2026 at 12:04 PM
It's my first day working in the parasite section of the Natural History Museum and they've got me polishing the specimen cases.
Can't help thinking it's something of a tick box exercise.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
Can't help thinking it's something of a tick box exercise.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
I can't decide whether to use ice crystals or a branded product for my skincare.
It's snow or Nivea?
Well, it's not that urgent.
#Lunchpun #ratemypun
It's snow or Nivea?
Well, it's not that urgent.
#Lunchpun #ratemypun
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I can't decide whether to use ice crystals or a branded product for my skincare.
It's snow or Nivea?
Well, it's not that urgent.
#Lunchpun #ratemypun
It's snow or Nivea?
Well, it's not that urgent.
#Lunchpun #ratemypun
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
#LunchPun #RateMyPun My mate always sees the best in everything. I was with him when he got hit by a car and was badly hurt. I asked him his blood type as he went into unconsciousness and he said ‘it’s a positive’. Yet again he saw real potential in his situation before he died.
January 14, 2026 at 11:48 AM
#LunchPun #RateMyPun My mate always sees the best in everything. I was with him when he got hit by a car and was badly hurt. I asked him his blood type as he went into unconsciousness and he said ‘it’s a positive’. Yet again he saw real potential in his situation before he died.