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Chick Blaine 💙
@chickblaine.bsky.social
Humorist, Comedy Enthusiast and Air Fryer Escapologist. Walsall, UK (middle bit).
**** 4 stars and a handful of sage & onion POULTRY DIGEST
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Excited to announce my new Broadway musical Even Horses Can Fly.

It's a Carousel spin-off.

#LunchPun #Jokes
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Love cosy crime. “One of the competitors has been harpooned but the village bake sale must go ahead!”
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards famously worked as a plasterer before becoming a ski jumper. He made a fantastic job of our hall and stairs but I had to take marks off for the landing.

#LunchPun #Jokes #WinterOlympics
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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Just a week to go until 19th February's #Hitchin #MostlyComedy with @halcruttenden.bsky.social, Nabil Abdulrashid, Julia Eckhoff & @davidephgrave.bsky.social. Only a handful of tickets remain. www.ticketsource.co.uk/mostly-comed... #livecomedy #hertfordshire
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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Matt is finding it really hard to get any work.

AI has had a devastating impact on his writing jobs. He’s had five clients let him down this year.

If you need the services of a great writer, have a look at his website
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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My solo show Susan Harrison: Should I Still Be Doing This? is on next week Friday 13th at 6.00pm as part of @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social at the gorgeous Big Difference venue and I'd love to see you there! If you like fun, silly, warm, surreal comedy this is the show for you!
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Birmingham European Athletics Championships volunteer appeal - BBC News share.google/Xbn7B1HogO3S...
Birmingham European Athletics Championships volunteer appeal
Hundreds of volunteers are wanted for August's European Athletics Championships in Birmingham.
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February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I dislocated my finger on a run and only had a chocolate bar to strap it to. Now I'm really peckish.

I have to remember it's a splint, not a Marathon.

#LunchPun #Jokes
February 11, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Let's break the cycle of finishing 4th. Brits at the Winter Games should be allowed coaching from an elderly relative shouting from the sidelines that this is nothing like the winters we used to have ⛷️🏂🥌⛸️❄️
#WinterOlympics
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Russell Kane, Stephen Bailey, Jo Enright. Walsall Arena and Forest Arts Centre. #tickets #walsall #uktheatre #comedy https://www.uktw.co.uk/L1367370321/
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Oh good, the BBC Big Air Snowboarding commentary is back 🎙️🏂

'Land Grab!!!'
'Rover 200 on the Backside!!!'
'Massive Winnebago!!!'
'Switcback Kumquat!!!'
'I'm a Little Teapot!!!'
'DangerMouse 12-60!!!'
'Shepton Mallet Bypass!!!'
'Torremolinos!!!'

#WinterOlympics
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I was due to host the Annual Jockey Club Awards, but contract negotiations broke down when I heard they wouldn't accept a number of small riders.

#LunchPun #Jokes
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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In this Comedy Rewind article we take a look at 'Dear John....' the 1980s sitcom from Only Fools And Horses writer John Sullivan which remains criminally overlooked.

www.comedy.co.uk/features/com...
By the time you read these lines you'll want to watch Dear John.... - Comedy Rewind - British Comedy Guide
John Sullivan's 1980s sitcoms are legendary, with Only Fools And Horses enduringly popular; this series from the middle of the decade is a particular work of genius, but remains criminally overlooked.
www.comedy.co.uk
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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Our presale for 26th March’s #Hitchin #MostlyComedy has begun. Good luck!
Tomorrow sees our mailing list presale for 26th March's #Hitchin #MostlyComedy with Kate Robbins, @shappikhorsandi.bsky.social, Joe Haddad & @davidephgrave.bsky.social. Tickets go on sale from 10am, with general sale from 10am on Mon, 9th Feb.

Sign up for the secret code at www.mostlycomedy.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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BB: What time is it, Eccles?
E: Just a minute, I got it written down here on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning.
BB: Why do you carry it around with you?
E: If anybody asks me the time, I can show it to them.
(Goon Show 7 Feb 1957. Script by Milligan & Stephens.)
February 7, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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The sandwich I just bought at this Winter Olympics venue is kinda stale.

Curling over is it?

No, it's 5-5 in the final end.

#LunchPun #Jokes
February 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
The sandwich I just bought at this Winter Olympics venue is kinda stale.

Curling over is it?

No, it's 5-5 in the final end.

#LunchPun #Jokes
February 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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People of #Banbury: our next #MostlyComedy at The Mill Arts Centre on 10th July w/ @amygledhill.bsky.social, @comedylopez.bsky.social, @littlemaddles.bsky.social & @davidephgrave.bsky.social, is now on sale. Hope to see you there (not if you see us first). www.themillartscentre.co.uk/shows/mostly...
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Upcoming comedy writers! I'm now booking in script consultations for Feb-Apr. If you're looking for notes on a script, drop me a line: gemmaarrowsmith.com/scriptnotes

I aim to deliver the kind of constructive, uplifting notes that make writers excited to write their next draft.
February 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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Did you know that someone in the UK is diagnosed with cancer at least every 75 seconds? That’s almost 1,200 people each day.

Everyone experiences cancer differently, and many are often left to figure it out alone. But we’re here for you - every step of the way.

#WorldCancerDay
February 4, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Excited to announce my new Broadway musical Even Horses Can Fly.

It's a Carousel spin-off.

#LunchPun #Jokes
February 4, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Big zoom meeting at work tomorrow. I so want to be the one who turns up with a ventriloquist's dummy.
February 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Meet the 'Best In Class' of 2026
Meet the 'Best In Class' of 2026
Working-class scheme names its line-up
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February 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
My wallet was lifted while a flirty promotions lady was distracting me with a broadband deal.

I should have paid more attention to the tease and seize.

#LunchPun #Jokes
February 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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Banbury antics. Bantics?
A glimpse behind the scenes at #Banbury #MostlyComedy on 22nd Jan 2026. Join @davidephgrave.bsky.social & Dan Graham backstage, at Mostly HQ & in transit.

Lineup included Zoe Lyons, Desiree Burch & Joe Haddad. We're back on 10th July with Amy Gledhill & Ignacio Lopez. www.mostlycomedy.co.uk
Banbury Mostly Comedy - A Day in The Life
YouTube video by Mostly Comedy
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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David Nobbs comedy writing competition opens for a ninth year
David Nobbs comedy writing competition opens for a ninth year
Winner receives £1,000
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February 2, 2026 at 10:13 AM