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My eccentric grandfather claims he invented the first electric guitar by first laying a piece of shaped wood across the wheel of a shopping trolley

A straddle caster

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November 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
When it comes to famous American Western Outlaws

Billy The Kid was the GOAT

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November 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Mirthful Monday

Poor Dr. Pepper. RFK Jr. revoked his license due to lack of autism in his formula...

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November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Discovered a fascinating historical book about the Turkish born head of BMW who took control of car dealerships across Europe for decades.

It's call The Automan Empire

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November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The BBC are launching a new show where well known people stay in a castle dressed in disguise as russet, red, yellow, white, purple/blue, fingerling, and petites.

The challenge is to vote off your nearest rival each week

Celebrity Taters

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November 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
My overweight uncle is a conspiracy nut and believes governments are putting additives in food to make people heavier and more compliant.

He's a member of the Fat Earth Society

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November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Following the current popularity for natural wood toilet seats, a top UK comic has launched a tool to help smooth them and avoid splinters.

Loo Sanders

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November 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
At her local knitting contest my aunt got the lowest score for material used and for the design of the cloud coat for her pet dog

The judge wrote

Wool F in sheep's clothing

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November 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
My grandfather was badly beaten in his youth by a burglar hitting his head onto the base of a fireplace.

The doctor described it is a severe hearth attack

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November 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Famous stylist Nicky Clarke once planned to launch a UK plane based celebrity service, where he styled as you flew from Londin.

British Hairways

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October 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The local Archbishop has opened a centre for members of the clergy to go and complain as much as needed.

It is a moanastery

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October 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My farming cousin plays a game where he tries to get male cattle to reach 4 corners of the field in correct order.

Basebull

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October 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
My ordained Australian cousin has launched a beer with chicken ovums as party of the recipe.

Pastor's Four Eggs

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October 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
In the Arctic circle where do sick female sheep receive urgent treatment?

The Icy Ewe

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October 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
October 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
At the national innuendo championships yesterday, I came second.

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October 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
My hippy uncle is always moaning about how I make my S'mores, constant criticism

Man, he's really hashing my mallow

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August 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
If you want/need to have a laugh please check out Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social It's like chilling with that friend who is funny AF and never shuts up, but you don't want them to. A new set every week & no crowd work? 🤯

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The Saga of the Body Buried in the Backyard
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
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March 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Unfortunately I invested in a surfboard company that turned out to be a scam.

I can wave that money goodbye.

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November 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I love FM Belfast. I love the pure joy that they bring. You’ll see more from them.

I think this song and video are brilliant. #lookingup #havealaugh

“Your head is as numb as your face, your head is as numb as your face, I'm gonna learn American, I'm gonna learn American."

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FM Belfast : American
YouTube video by morrmusic
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February 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Author William S. Burroughs once floated but then abandoned an idea for a surreal book set in Cape Canaveral

The Naked Launch

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September 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
War, Death, Famine, and Conquest met to declare the end times, but none could hear them as they had lost their voices

The 4 Hoarsemen of the Apocalypse

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June 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
My conspiracy loving cousin claims that my favourite childhood nursery rhyme was actually about farming corruption

Hay Diddle Diddle

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October 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM