#périménopause
Well, I'm officially on hrt.

The first patch is on.

Am I fixed yet?

Perimenopause can kiss my arse
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Brainfog an sich schon uncool. Aber wenn Du nicht mal mehr weißt, ob es das ADHS ist oder die Perimenopause, isses auch noch mysteriös.
January 7, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Last night at around 1:40pm I woke up crying - just a little tiny bit of tears but crying - because we don’t have any brownies.

Perimenopause is fun.
January 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Perimenopause chat with doc complete. She recommended a book by @drjengunter.bsky.social!
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Oh God yes I forgot about the perimenopause
Always have but it’s a lot more shittier now. I’d say a combo of the horrors and perimenopause
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Inside me, there are two entities. And that’s cool or whatever, but I wish they could fucking choose just ONE temperature to set my body’s goddamn thermostat at.

This post is about perimenopause.
January 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Don't think you're too early, folks! I started getting Perimenopause symptoms at 30!

If you own a uterus and are having more weird symptoms than usual, I absolutely recommend discussing treatment asap!
Hot flashes and mood swings and night sweats, OH MY! A full decade early, @erikamoen.bsky.social reached that very special second puberty reserved just for menstruators of a certain age: COUGARty! Let's hear some applause for MENOPAUSE!
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January 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Perimenopause is fun because you can wake up at 5 am cold and sweating at the same time. 🫤
January 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
it should be illegal to have any detectable perimenopause symptoms and still get periods
January 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
My eyes are painfully dry. Apparently, that's a perimenopause thing. Everything that's wrong with my life and body is perimenopause, apparently.
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Yeah, and considering I am going through perimenopause and also navigating emotions (as @ninjakitty.bsky.social said) I think I need to give her some space to feel the feelings.
January 9, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Brought to you by perimenopause, stress, and my love for sugar. 😘
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I’m back at work and I have a for me a mild temperature at 37.3. My normal is around 36.4 in the mornings. I keep getting hot flushes. It’s like being back in full perimenopause swing.
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 AM
15/400 💙📚💡📚
📖: We Do Not Care Club Handbook by Melani Sanders
Genre: Self-Help
Rating: ⭐️⭐️/5
Thoughts: As someone going through perimenopause and realizing how little we know or talk about this roller coaster time, I wanted to like this.
Thank you Harper Collins for the copy for review.
January 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
MFA wieder schlauer als jeder Arzt. Haben uns darüber unterhalten, dass hoher Blutdruck für mich ein neues Phänomen ist. „Wie alt sind sie?“ „43“ „Und die Migräne, seit wann haben sie die?“ „Seit ca. 3 Jahren.“ „Zyklusabhängig?“ „Ja.“ „Verkürzten Zyklus auch?“ „Ja.“ „Ah. Perimenopause.“

😅
January 7, 2026 at 10:03 AM
COVID kicking me in so thoroughly I entered perimenopause at 32: trying to explain to doctors that being told I cant have kids makes me want to break into dance and they can stop saying it like I've been told I'm about to die (which is obviously how they think of it)
January 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
keep getting served dogshit ai adverts about perimenopause everywhere bc the slopmongers learned a new word they can try and use to sell us their shit. joke’s on you, i don’t have any ovaries and have been in surgical menopause for five years xx
January 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Watching Pluribus, and Carol Sturka, a very smart, slightly mean, 50ish lesbian who writes romantasy novels and has the linen sheets of perimenopause?

She's the best representation of my social circle to ever filmed.

Pluribus is an Isekai for white american women of a certain age and social class.
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I swear my eyes went from hazel to brown because of this perimenopause 😵‍💫

How is that even a thing
January 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Bitte um Hilfe! Gerne Reskeet!

Liebe Menschen in der Perimenopause, die Symptome schlagen langsam durch - ich verliere uA Haare ohne Ende.

Hat jemand von Euch Erfahrung mit einer Hormontherapie, während gleichzeitig Antidepressiva (SSRI) genommen werden und kann berichten?

Danke! 😁
a stuffed monkey is holding a hair dryer in its hand
Alt: a stuffed monkey is holding a hair dryer in its hand
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January 8, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I love how I’m sitting on the couch freezing and yet I’ll wake up at 4 AM sweating my ass off.

Perimenopause is the worst.
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Perimenopause showing up in your 40’s
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Apparently another perimenopause joy 🙄 is feeling like you need to pee constantly.

24/7

*scream*
January 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM