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eastcoastknits.bsky.social
Ghostly Farts of Christmas Past
@eastcoastknits.bsky.social
No longer a lapsed fibre artist, plant mom, cat lady without a cat, Joe Howe fangirl, records management professional, secretary of the local chapter of Overthinkers Anonymous, beginner at watercolour painting.

Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada.
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If you had let a bag of potting soil sit outside in the elements for several years, and now there is even something growing from it, what would you do with it?
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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i've paid $50k in the last 1.5 years to have 2,967 fake Anti-Planner listings taken down.

🖕 fuck counterfeiters. 🖕

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December 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Buy the real jawn. Honestly, this planner has done a lot for my life and Dani does put care into this stuff. And the pdf’s are hella useful for the $15.
i've paid $50k in the last 1.5 years to have 2,967 fake Anti-Planner listings taken down.

🖕 fuck counterfeiters. 🖕

support indie creators during the holidays:

📘 anti-planner.com

60 PDFs for $14.95 (or get them FREE with a book purchase!)
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
See the problem is my appetite sucks. But I know I have to eat. So maybe I'll have some cheese and think about what I might want to eat.
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It is frustrating and depressing that after 4 days off I'm in no better shape to work than I was last week. Serious brain fog. Falling asleep. Can some rich family just adopt me or something?
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Gotta love these recipe videos that are like "this is the perfect dish for when you have zero energy to cook", and then it involves chopping things, boiling, cooking. I'm like, we must have a different definition of zero energy.
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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#ArtAdventCalendar #Day1 this one is available now at Andrew & Laura McCain Art Gallery Small Works Christmas sale
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Mondays should be illegal.
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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5 years ago today, Pandemic Year. It had been a month since I opened my "side project" (lol) cat rescue in the spare room of my flat in London.

I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Let the unfuckening begin! Did I just start this unfuckening 30 minutes ago? I sure did! I'm getting that kitchen cleaned up if it's the last thing I do. But I get tired quickly and so now I am taking a break. I haven't been up very long, nor have I eaten anything, so gotta go do that.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The urge to open my advent calendar two days early is strong.
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Little baby Anton Yelchin in season 6 of ER.😭
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You know, my A&W arrived way late, and they forgot my drink, but the burgers were in pretty good shape at least.
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What's good at A&W these days? I loved the Grandma burger but that was short lived :(
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I sometimes worry I am a huge pain in the ass.
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Is it really not even 6pm yet or has time slowed down just for me?
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Ok focus focus, focus. What do I want to get for groceries.
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
One more thing. My sisters would hide a tape recorder in the bathroom and record me talking to my friends from Sesame Street while I was taking a bath. 😄

When I was a little kid. Not like, last year when I was home for Christmas or something.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Oh my dog, I have been sitting here here in bed, hungry af, typing shit about Sesame Street and looking up info about a murder, when I should be getting groceries and watching ER.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Sometimes you are grouchy and sometimes you just want to gobble up some cookies. Both are ok.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you watched Sesame Street growing up, do you think it helped you be less of a bigoted asshole because of the diversity on the show? It wasn't whitewashed, and it was ok to be different (see Oscar the Grouch). This seems obvious but I only thought of it this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I was looking up a murder that happened in Fredericton and did that thing where you click on other suggested searches. This is directly from a private immigration consultancy firm website:

"Saint John’s, New Brunswick.
Saint John, the capital city of New Brunswick."
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Doctor appointment done. Now to fight the urge to go back to sleep. Maybe I'll move from bed to the couch. 😄
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I mean, hooray for me for knowing that I needed to take a break instead of forcing myself to go into work, only to feel mega shitty for a few days after because I didn't have enough in me to really do the work, know what I mean?
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Maybe someday I'll post interesting things again. Maybe in 2026.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM