asking the monkey's paw to get rid of ai and then wondering why every video game enemy got lobotomized all of a sudden
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
asking the monkey's paw to get rid of ai and then wondering why every video game enemy got lobotomized all of a sudden
And the Monkey's Paw stops trembling, and sinks back, quiescent. Safe in the knowledge that once more, it has done what it was meant to do...
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 AM
And the Monkey's Paw stops trembling, and sinks back, quiescent. Safe in the knowledge that once more, it has done what it was meant to do...
God damn it this is different than the bisexual representation i had in mind !!
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
God damn it this is different than the bisexual representation i had in mind !!
"how much can I get for this monkey's paw?"
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"how much can I get for this monkey's paw?"
Monkey’s Paw wish for Star Wars to be real
We didn’t get lightsabers and hyperspace, only quislings and battlebots
We didn’t get lightsabers and hyperspace, only quislings and battlebots
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Monkey’s Paw wish for Star Wars to be real
We didn’t get lightsabers and hyperspace, only quislings and battlebots
We didn’t get lightsabers and hyperspace, only quislings and battlebots
I can't help but imagine this exchange at the 2020 DNC:
"The voters have made it clear that they're tired of presidents always being Boomers, and that it's time for another generation to rise!"
*finger curls on monkey's paw*
"Got it! We'll nominate someone from the Silent Generation instead!"
"The voters have made it clear that they're tired of presidents always being Boomers, and that it's time for another generation to rise!"
*finger curls on monkey's paw*
"Got it! We'll nominate someone from the Silent Generation instead!"
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I can't help but imagine this exchange at the 2020 DNC:
"The voters have made it clear that they're tired of presidents always being Boomers, and that it's time for another generation to rise!"
*finger curls on monkey's paw*
"Got it! We'll nominate someone from the Silent Generation instead!"
"The voters have made it clear that they're tired of presidents always being Boomers, and that it's time for another generation to rise!"
*finger curls on monkey's paw*
"Got it! We'll nominate someone from the Silent Generation instead!"
That just sounds like the combined bugbears of three different groups of people on this website. It's like defense tech nerds were getting drunk and joking about ideas for a Call of Duty story in the same room as a monkey's paw.
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That just sounds like the combined bugbears of three different groups of people on this website. It's like defense tech nerds were getting drunk and joking about ideas for a Call of Duty story in the same room as a monkey's paw.
Finger on the monkey’s paw deffo curled closed with that Alastor and Vel post. So much traction, yet so many folks telling me I did something wrong in the piece or just plain insulting it. truly I‘m burdened by success ig
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Finger on the monkey’s paw deffo curled closed with that Alastor and Vel post. So much traction, yet so many folks telling me I did something wrong in the piece or just plain insulting it. truly I‘m burdened by success ig
someday we'll think "gosh I wouldn't mind being in a polycule" then the proverbial monkey's paw curls. wait a second is that what happened with the past relationship
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
someday we'll think "gosh I wouldn't mind being in a polycule" then the proverbial monkey's paw curls. wait a second is that what happened with the past relationship
Trump: "I wish the pee tapes never see the light of day."
Monkey's Paw: *finger curls inwards*
Monkey's Paw: *finger curls inwards*
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trump: "I wish the pee tapes never see the light of day."
Monkey's Paw: *finger curls inwards*
Monkey's Paw: *finger curls inwards*
"Give me more old man yaoi!!!" I chanted my wish. The monkey's paw curled one of its fingers. A harrowing notification then appeared on my phone: "Newly released emails from Epstein claim Donald Trump gave head to Bill Clinton."
a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object
Alt: a monkeys paw curling one of its fingers
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"Give me more old man yaoi!!!" I chanted my wish. The monkey's paw curled one of its fingers. A harrowing notification then appeared on my phone: "Newly released emails from Epstein claim Donald Trump gave head to Bill Clinton."
The ones in charge of each story are as follows.
A-no would be doing "One-man Hide and Seek,"
B-ka would be doing "Doppleganger,"
C-na would be doing "The Phone Call from Mearry,"
and D-suke would be doing "The Monkey's Paw".
A-no would be doing "One-man Hide and Seek,"
B-ka would be doing "Doppleganger,"
C-na would be doing "The Phone Call from Mearry,"
and D-suke would be doing "The Monkey's Paw".
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The ones in charge of each story are as follows.
A-no would be doing "One-man Hide and Seek,"
B-ka would be doing "Doppleganger,"
C-na would be doing "The Phone Call from Mearry,"
and D-suke would be doing "The Monkey's Paw".
A-no would be doing "One-man Hide and Seek,"
B-ka would be doing "Doppleganger,"
C-na would be doing "The Phone Call from Mearry,"
and D-suke would be doing "The Monkey's Paw".
via Maxwell Pauer of Bort’s Partially-Moderated Meme-Based Group-Page® FB page
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
via Maxwell Pauer of Bort’s Partially-Moderated Meme-Based Group-Page® FB page
aight stealing this one too because I love yapping about my man Yonah.
tell me a number or several and I'll answer it.
tell me a number or several and I'll answer it.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
aight stealing this one too because I love yapping about my man Yonah.
tell me a number or several and I'll answer it.
tell me a number or several and I'll answer it.
If only the onion did a piece on "anxiety-ridden mess of a human journalist in need of sleep wins lottery, lives happily in relaxation with no monkey's paw."
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If only the onion did a piece on "anxiety-ridden mess of a human journalist in need of sleep wins lottery, lives happily in relaxation with no monkey's paw."
I feel like we're living a MAGA monkey's paw wish. "The white house is controlled by pedophiles" was one of their big conspiracies. When it turned out to be true, the overwhelming bulk of them turned out to be their own people.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I feel like we're living a MAGA monkey's paw wish. "The white house is controlled by pedophiles" was one of their big conspiracies. When it turned out to be true, the overwhelming bulk of them turned out to be their own people.
Goddamn it I knew when I made that one Inoue/Hibiki post last week the monkey's paw would curl
I'd be hyped but like. man.
I'd be hyped but like. man.
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Goddamn it I knew when I made that one Inoue/Hibiki post last week the monkey's paw would curl
I'd be hyped but like. man.
I'd be hyped but like. man.
"I wish there was more bisexual representation in media... 😔"
*monkey's paw curls one finger*
*monkey's paw curls one finger*
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"I wish there was more bisexual representation in media... 😔"
*monkey's paw curls one finger*
*monkey's paw curls one finger*
somewhere a monkey's paw must have curled because I had matching thread in my stash already for this project and this is how much thread I had left at the finish
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
somewhere a monkey's paw must have curled because I had matching thread in my stash already for this project and this is how much thread I had left at the finish
Monkey’s Paw wish for Star Wars technology to be real
What another fabulous Russian robot.. fabulous! He is ready for the battlefield.
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Monkey’s Paw wish for Star Wars technology to be real
I have a friend who, in the wake of Clinton/Lewinsky, used to talk about how the world was going to hell and predict that because of declining moral standards, soon pedo stuff would be legal.
The monkey’s paw curled. Bet he never thought he’d be voting for the “grass on the field, play ball” party
The monkey’s paw curled. Bet he never thought he’d be voting for the “grass on the field, play ball” party
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I have a friend who, in the wake of Clinton/Lewinsky, used to talk about how the world was going to hell and predict that because of declining moral standards, soon pedo stuff would be legal.
The monkey’s paw curled. Bet he never thought he’d be voting for the “grass on the field, play ball” party
The monkey’s paw curled. Bet he never thought he’d be voting for the “grass on the field, play ball” party
I still wish there was a way I could delete certain comments on my posts even though that would come with its own Monkey's Paw, hahah
I always feel really weird asking others to delete their replies.
I always feel really weird asking others to delete their replies.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I still wish there was a way I could delete certain comments on my posts even though that would come with its own Monkey's Paw, hahah
I always feel really weird asking others to delete their replies.
I always feel really weird asking others to delete their replies.