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feel like i just met a celebrity ive seen this woman's balls all over the internet
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Bravo dudes that was great I am now afraid of all of you
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
hey guys I just finished watching the steam tech update I-

[I am annihilated by a mountain of cursed Epstein List information set to the HL2 theme at 400 decibels]
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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So, I've actually put some thought into which industries are represented by who on the Separatist council and wrote a brief style guide on it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Watching political Bsky meltdown rn give me the same feeling as watching people in r/BatmanArkham succumb to the "Is X Stupid" rail into madness.

Like. They're not stupid! Why do you keep doing this bit!

Anyways that's my political frustration out for the next month
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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kamen rider gavv is so fucking good. you ever become so stricken by grief and a need for vengeance after your father figure is killed by a man-eating monster that you let a shady guy surgically implant an alien organ into you and give you the ability to transform into a chocolate-themed superhero
November 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Happy Halloyeen
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
but is the hot dog price still the same
went to costco for the first time in like six months, holy shit, folks gotta eat but hoo boy. my beloved costco steaks, the price knocked me on my ass. and SNAP benefits are expiring, grim shit out there.
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Thinking about it a bit more, here's my ranking of the parks:

1. Animal Kingdom
2. EPCOT (specifically during the Food & Wine festival, that's a core memory)
3. Magic Kingdom
4. EPCOT(Normal)
5. Hollywood Studios
This is why Animal Kingdom is the best park. They actually have vaugely coherent theming to their areas *and* a good balance of IPs to original ideas. And also a digging area

Shame about Dinoland though. Loved that place even though it was uh. not-gracefully aging.
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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this shot of jeanne with all the girls running behind her and cheering for her always gave it the vibe of a renaissance painting i swear. a museum out there needs to take this in
October 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A Star Wars AU I'd love to see is one I've titled the "Oops, All Force Ghosts"-verse

Basically in this, Force Ghosts just sorta are able to pop up like conventional spirits instead of requiring a bunch of training, so now there's dead post-66 Jedi ghosts everywhere and everyone has to Deal With It™
October 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
At No Kings rn, there's just some band playing fiddles and flutes and stuff. There's a guy teaching kids how to juggle. Grandmas are pulling up with handmade signs.

We're so gonna win gang, the vibes here are So Good
October 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
...on one hand, I enjoy the fact that this entire series seems designed to piss the "Bat-Fam" fandom off.

on the other hand. *whoof.* That's. it's certainly a show it looks like. An art style is visible here.
October 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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woke up and the first thing i see is the zeztz cast shooting a music video together. im happy for them
October 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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All you people who are like "lunar energy is just reflected solar energy" are fools, fools who think the power of the moon comes from the part you can see and not from the ancient spirits living deep in its core
September 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
On one hand, I get why Marvel Zombie's ending is so divisive. Even without the context of the MCU, that's *bleak* and uh. not sure people were prepared for that.

However. Considering the comics context, all I can say is Read Theory because this kinda Twilight-Zone twist shit is so fitting for this.
September 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Found a box of sidewalk chalk at a college event. Locked in immediately. Metzamero.
#zeztz
September 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Establish an AU timeline where Krakoa never fell 5-to-10-ish years from the "present", call it something stupid and grand like "House of K", and then destroy it off screen in a single panel. Nobody ever mentions it again. Also everyone has an evil mirror universe goatee for inexplicable reasons.
SCENARIO: You got hired to write an X-Men book and are now embroiled a big scandal over a choice you made. What was it
September 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Shotaro Ishinomori villain: it's just like the war. every time I close my eyes I can see the faces of the lost. even now that warmongering spirit haunts our nation. don't you agree, Captain Satan Squid?
September 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Bowser Plot: Give it up Mario, you'll never stop me from taking Peach to dollar margaritas night at Chili's

K. Rool Plot:
September 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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do NOT bother her, she is doing her GUNPLA
August 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I think the worst part about Injustice is that even if the story wasn't shit, the character designs in game are just sauceless as hell. Over designed as shit, why is everyone wearing weird bulky armor or literally nothing.

Superman, as with all other issues in-game, is the shining example of this:
August 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM