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Yeah, and to be fair we did nearly get that in canon... until it got cancelled.

(Side note: H2SH was such a poorly thought out idea that it wouldn't surprise me if they just retconned the circumstances behind the current status quo into something else. It's a shame, but it's just not worth it.)
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I love this question because it unintentionally indicates that Jason is his own can of worms compared to everything else

For the sake of my own predictions: Jason either gets killed, retires to Florida and does Punisher shit, or turns into the Joker (really mean, but *really* funny on a meta level)
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
...did they reuse a player model for the final boss? I know CoD has put increasingly minimal effort into their work but like. Jesus Christ

(anyways Battlefield 6 sweep yayyyyy)
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Goddamn it I knew when I made that one Inoue/Hibiki post last week the monkey's paw would curl

I'd be hyped but like. man.
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
...I'm terrified by what that moniker implies. Did she actually make a comparison between Kylo Ren and *Chiang Kai-Shek*???
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
How do you twist yourself into that much of a mental knot

Truly advanced levels of "it's the Democrats fault" theory
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ooh yeah, that works better.

Now here's a hard question: what do we do about Spider-Boy? (In the context of the other Spider-Men)
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Kamala's a real good pick, but this is Marvel so we have to make it messier. Honestly it'd be really funny if she had a vaguely toxic "will they/won't they" thing with Riri, the latter doing the whole complicated romance angst while Viv is just sorta chilling.

Tony and Vision are perplexed at this.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Riri becomes either CEO of Stark Industries and/or makes her own wildly successful company; maybe tries to pull a Bloomberg and run for President at some point. Is also the next Iron Man, obv.

Viv is probably on the Avengers but also has some Weird Robot Horrors™ happening elsewhere (and Yuri).
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I would have put Reed as Paul tbh. Maybe T'Challa is George?

Alternatively, which out of the remaining 2 (Namor, Charles) is Brian E.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Is Black Bolt the Ringo of the team
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
this is terrifying, the vibes ring true.

What does this make the other Illuminati members though
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Like at a glance there's 1/3 of a point there but also throwing off Tianamen Square to diss how America has been definitely more oppressive is uh. a perspective for sure
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Gee, I wonder what that "something bad in the 80s" was-

oh
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I keep trying to say this— if the Jedi were even as remotely powerful as Neo-Forcites claim they were, then there is no way that they could have been wiped out that easily, from both physical and historical elements.

It's just implausible! That's not how the Force works! (according to scripture)
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Reposted by Emperor Hyperion but the
So, I've actually put some thought into which industries are represented by who on the Separatist council and wrote a brief style guide on it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
like let's be real here, Musk has Nemoidian Energy
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Does this imply that the Trade Federation/Techno Union are Tesla/SpaceX equivalents

...because honestly that seems horrifically accurate now that I think about it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Supreme Chancellor Palpatine was killed today when the R2 armada successfully turned the Senate Dome into a giant, impervious Saw trap. Anakin Skywalker and the Jedi Council have denied commenting upon this shocking development.

All hail our new droid overlords!"
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the only reason as to why the clones didn't immediately get rolled was due to the fact that the droids created on the other side were sabotaged to be dumb as hell
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Flat earthers talk about how Australia isn't real but really, we should be asking the same thing about Idaho. Cognitohazardous state.
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
you either die a DCeaced or live long enough to become a DC vs. Vampires

Neither are good fates but one is vastly better than the other, and it's the former. Did give us GL!Alfred though, a cool thing that literally nobody asked for.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM