Jane_Chef
janechef.bsky.social
Jane_Chef
@janechef.bsky.social
they/she/it - enby cat game dev - 24 - ΘΔ
asking the monkey's paw to get rid of ai and then wondering why every video game enemy got lobotomized all of a sudden
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
love how the only surviving beatles members are the guy no one really cares about and the guy who everyone theorized to be dead
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
stardew valley is funny because it's called a cozy game but if you don't go to bed on time you pass out and get extorted by your neighbors
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
fleetwood joe
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
nothing can describe how lame it feels to be sick
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
for halloween i'm dressing up as the unseen monster. you won't see me at your halloween party but the possibility that i'm there will keep you at the edge of your seat
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
When I was a teen I used to think "lyrics" was a musical artist because my youtube front page would have a bunch of music videos with "(w/ lyrics)" in the title.

made me think "It sure is cool that this lyrics guy is friends with every musician"
October 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
if you use my code and you will obtain 5000 silver ketchup, 200 gold mustard and a legendary hamburger
October 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
i don't do body horror i do body comedy
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i've got the ass that slaps back
October 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the ninja turtles are just one guy to me except there's 4 of him
October 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
kickstarters were funny as fuck, it's like: if we hit the main goal we make the game, if we hit the stretch goal we add 100 features and send the game to developement hell forever
October 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
A feminist icon: This man tells women on the street to stop smiling.
September 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
it's called the switch 2 because it will only have two games
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by Jane_Chef
THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
September 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
playing baldurs gate 3 with my gf and it's very funny because i'm not a baldurs gate fan or a d&d fan so there's a lot of seemingly lore relevant moments that just go completely over my head
August 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
love when a franchise has numbered entries in the double digits. just seems ridiculous. like, final fantasy 14? touhou 20? you're shitting me
August 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Poker's beast
August 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
making laws isn't about safety it's about thwarting a villain no one has ever seen before
August 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
i don't like the term debugging because half the time it just means making sure the code works while other times it refers to like a magical spell that makes the code more optimal or something
July 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
what does the switch 2 even do?? so far they've showed that it plays games but the last one did that too
July 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
watching breaking bad with my gf and it's awesome, she keeps rooting for skyler and jesse while wishing harm upon walt and hank.
We got to the part in s2 where Skyler is giving walt the cold shoulder and she keeps calling her a girlboss
July 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Reposted by Jane_Chef
🐿skull guide:
💀 = I'm dead
💀💀 = sans and papyrus
💀💀💀 = DOOM II Map 19 "The Citadel" (only 2 needed to win)
💀💀💀💀 = the lift you use to cross lava in Super Mario World
June 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
hunter x hunter (2011) episode 92
April 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM