#jake’s
I can't wait to see Jake's next apology tour on Trump family podcasts and TV segments.
In the middle of the night the President was posting private messages from European leaders, criticizing the UK, and sharing a fake image of a map in which the US controls Greenland, Canada, Venezuela, and Cuba.
January 20, 2026 at 1:16 PM
*record scratch*

Ok, maybe in retrospect the seig heils were a bad choice...
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Oddities in gift shops and disposable income are a dangerous combination.
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
here for Jake's Karl Urban era
Daniel Logan (Boba Fett in Episode II) posts a new picture of him and Jake Lloyd (Anakin in Episode I)

“Just spent the day with my brother”
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Shaved my face
January 18, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Jake Lang (jakelang)
Seen: Minneapolis Jan 15, 2026
Far-right #agitator
#hostilemediaMNPLS #hostilemediaMN
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Used the leftover bacon from Jake’s McGriddles this morning to make a turkey club on pretzel bread 😮‍💨
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Jake's still raw dogging Joe's political corpse on every TV show that will have him on.
January 20, 2026 at 9:00 PM
So in one of those moments of bizarre Minnesota memedom. 50 Tyson is now online claiming he captured Jake Lang‘s plate carrier today at the rally And is sharing video online of what appears to be Jake’s trademark carrier…..

This city is something else when Nazis come to town
January 18, 2026 at 4:13 AM
YOU get a Nobel Prize!
And YOU get a Nobel Prize!
EVERYONE gets a Nobel Prize!

Get ONE Nobel Prize for yourself, get TWO for your friends!

Jake has gone Nobel Peace Prize crazy and is dishing out the Nobel Peace Prizes, so come on down to Jake's Nobel Peace Prize Lot and get yours this #Caturday!!
January 17, 2026 at 8:51 AM
I don't really have a butt for these butt lifting leggings to lift lol
January 18, 2026 at 3:54 PM
LOL - @JakeRubenstein doing his best @SenLouiseLucas Twitter imitation? (Jake's not wrong about Miyares, of course...) bluevirginia.us/2026/01/virg...
January 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Commission for @jakewerepanther.bsky.social

Jake had hired Barash to make him a Never Rip Compression suit so on full moon nights he can ACTUALLY be in public with decency...However, Barash forgot an important enchantment specific to Weres.

Looks like Jake's going back to Barash...Overnight.
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
(Resident Evil 6)

All goodwill obtained by Chris' and Jake's campaigns has been vaporized by the abysmal dogshit that is Leon's.
January 19, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Jake's getting run out Minnesota style....water balloons and super soakers
January 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
All of jake's solitaire titles are EXTREMELY my shit. I'll be playing day one and you should check out the demo and see if it's for you!
In fact, it's nearly 10,000! Wow, thanks everyone for trying it out and sharing our demo announcement (in next post). Really appreciated.

It's gone well. Very positive reception and now we've "just" gotta finish the thing :-)
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Oh, it's Jake's new girlfriend and future wife.
#Riffotronic
January 18, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Then they chanted “Jake’s a wet Nazi” 🤣
January 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Thanks to Jake's persistence, you can now schedule videos on Bluesky up to 100 MB (but still 3 minutes long).
@pfrazee.com hey, sorry to bother you. The folks at @publer.com are telling me there's a 50mb 'API limit' when uploading video.

That isn't my experience. But, can you set the record straight either way?
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Still waiting on Jake's new book - - about Trump's obvious health decline and his administration's cover up.... just sayin.
January 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Went to Snake and Jake's tonight, and I'm not sure what I enjoyed more: the far from mainstream 90s playlist (more Enigma in one week?!) or the weird looks from the young kids at our group of over 45 year olds out having a good time on a Tuesday.
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Hi Mommy 💖
I miss you so much. I left Jake’s house to stay with aunty for a few days to help cheer her up 🐾. She’s taking great care of me, but I’m still missing my mom every day. Can’t wait to see you again.
Love,
Gio 🐶💞
January 17, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Soooo I’m a bit late today 😅 we changed to an evening stream so here I am! Back to play some more resident evil 6 cuz I just enjoy it so much 🙃 planning to finish Jake’s campaign today!
twitch.tv/amityb2002
January 21, 2026 at 7:04 AM
‪Thank you all for the stream! Jake’s campaign is a lot easier than Chris’s so we are making great progress! Thank you to ProjectKatana, @paopura.bsky.social and @smoldrgn.bsky.social for the raids! We raided @evilcherryberry.bsky.social continuing their marathon! ‬
January 20, 2026 at 5:35 AM