Imagine FDR in his fireside chats screaming at Americans and lying to them about how everything is fine but at the same time everything is Hoovers fault.
December 18, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Imagine FDR in his fireside chats screaming at Americans and lying to them about how everything is fine but at the same time everything is Hoovers fault.
be flared off as waste gas as part of cracking oil down to make plastics feedstock, so it makes sense to extract some work from it. Plus, it cleans up all the crap from the stinky diesel buses! Sit behind one and you can watch the gas ECU pull itself a little lean as it hoovers up all the CO and HC.
December 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
be flared off as waste gas as part of cracking oil down to make plastics feedstock, so it makes sense to extract some work from it. Plus, it cleans up all the crap from the stinky diesel buses! Sit behind one and you can watch the gas ECU pull itself a little lean as it hoovers up all the CO and HC.
Hahaha we're all just hoovers slurping everything up at top speed
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hahaha we're all just hoovers slurping everything up at top speed
We already have robots to help us do things, they're called washing machines & cookers & hoovers etc. I presume they're talking about humanoid robots & we're a long way from that yet before there's any chance of them becoming an asset rather than an expensive pain in the arse
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
We already have robots to help us do things, they're called washing machines & cookers & hoovers etc. I presume they're talking about humanoid robots & we're a long way from that yet before there's any chance of them becoming an asset rather than an expensive pain in the arse
I’ve been sharing this with family and having to explain the joke every time. You get it, don’t you, BlueSky pals?
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’ve been sharing this with family and having to explain the joke every time. You get it, don’t you, BlueSky pals?
viktor is like 'clearly I need to leave some more marks'
jayce is like ❤️❤️❤️ as viktor hoovers a hicky on him
jayce is like ❤️❤️❤️ as viktor hoovers a hicky on him
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
viktor is like 'clearly I need to leave some more marks'
jayce is like ❤️❤️❤️ as viktor hoovers a hicky on him
jayce is like ❤️❤️❤️ as viktor hoovers a hicky on him
Dibs and Paisley are both elder dogs now (10 and 15) and Paisley will not eat her dinner until Dibley is done hers first. THEN she will start very slowly and methodically eating her kibbles. One at a time. Dibs Hoovers hers up in 90 seconds, while Paisley takes 20 mins.
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Dibs and Paisley are both elder dogs now (10 and 15) and Paisley will not eat her dinner until Dibley is done hers first. THEN she will start very slowly and methodically eating her kibbles. One at a time. Dibs Hoovers hers up in 90 seconds, while Paisley takes 20 mins.
A lot of this is because Google is absolutely NOT a source of traffic for publishers now. It hoovers all their content up and recycles it out as AI summaries. Then people don't click through.
It's another dimension of Big Web eating itself.
It's another dimension of Big Web eating itself.
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December 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A lot of this is because Google is absolutely NOT a source of traffic for publishers now. It hoovers all their content up and recycles it out as AI summaries. Then people don't click through.
It's another dimension of Big Web eating itself.
It's another dimension of Big Web eating itself.
I've been moving boxes and cleaning and building flatpack all day. I finally reached a point where I thought I could stop and grab a shower. Opened the bathroom door.
Full of hoovers. Brill. 🙄
Full of hoovers. Brill. 🙄
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I've been moving boxes and cleaning and building flatpack all day. I finally reached a point where I thought I could stop and grab a shower. Opened the bathroom door.
Full of hoovers. Brill. 🙄
Full of hoovers. Brill. 🙄
Actually…me too. Like with hoovers I just thought sellotape was what it was called.
I wasn't clever enough as a child to know that sticky-back-plastic was just sellotape so I never attempted to make anything I saw on Blue Peter. I'm fucking angry about this to this day. I'm 50!
December 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Actually…me too. Like with hoovers I just thought sellotape was what it was called.
Yes, it will. I can’t see Nazi Nige going for it. The Yaxative, of course. There’s nothing more anti-Semitic than being an Evangelist Christian, because they long for The Rapture which - after the Jews have returned to Palestine - they all get destroyed when White Christian Jeebus hoovers up the
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Yes, it will. I can’t see Nazi Nige going for it. The Yaxative, of course. There’s nothing more anti-Semitic than being an Evangelist Christian, because they long for The Rapture which - after the Jews have returned to Palestine - they all get destroyed when White Christian Jeebus hoovers up the
The chinless coke-hoovers in the CoL really like this grift, though.
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The chinless coke-hoovers in the CoL really like this grift, though.
Fun little game we have: if Bitsy manages to bat the hand hoover, it turns off, "falls over" and "dies". This is great because it means she's much less scared of hoovers.
It's less great because it takes longer to hoover if she succeeds and we need to take a break
#cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
It's less great because it takes longer to hoover if she succeeds and we need to take a break
#cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Fun little game we have: if Bitsy manages to bat the hand hoover, it turns off, "falls over" and "dies". This is great because it means she's much less scared of hoovers.
It's less great because it takes longer to hoover if she succeeds and we need to take a break
#cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
It's less great because it takes longer to hoover if she succeeds and we need to take a break
#cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
They also purged the NSA’s top lawyer back in July. This is the agency that hoovers up everyone’s private data all over the world. What are they doing with it?
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
They also purged the NSA’s top lawyer back in July. This is the agency that hoovers up everyone’s private data all over the world. What are they doing with it?
Advice: your council typically charges you for disposal of your bulky appliances like microwaves, hoovers, etc. Sell them on eBay for parts. Make money instead of paying money.
I just sold my old microwave for parts and made £2.45 profit instead of being charged £20 for disposal
I just sold my old microwave for parts and made £2.45 profit instead of being charged £20 for disposal
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Advice: your council typically charges you for disposal of your bulky appliances like microwaves, hoovers, etc. Sell them on eBay for parts. Make money instead of paying money.
I just sold my old microwave for parts and made £2.45 profit instead of being charged £20 for disposal
I just sold my old microwave for parts and made £2.45 profit instead of being charged £20 for disposal
Trump’s parallels to “Hoovers” coincidental or taught by Roy Cohn. Cohn represented Trump for 13 years, starting in the early 1970s, and taught him to:
> Never apologize or admit wrongdoing
> Always counter-attack
> Manipulate the media
> Demand absolute loyalty
> immortalize Hoover(x2) tactics
> Never apologize or admit wrongdoing
> Always counter-attack
> Manipulate the media
> Demand absolute loyalty
> immortalize Hoover(x2) tactics
December 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Trump’s parallels to “Hoovers” coincidental or taught by Roy Cohn. Cohn represented Trump for 13 years, starting in the early 1970s, and taught him to:
> Never apologize or admit wrongdoing
> Always counter-attack
> Manipulate the media
> Demand absolute loyalty
> immortalize Hoover(x2) tactics
> Never apologize or admit wrongdoing
> Always counter-attack
> Manipulate the media
> Demand absolute loyalty
> immortalize Hoover(x2) tactics
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Thank you Raelle, another great pack! Thank you for including me! I hope his voters are getting a belly full of his high end immigration scam. He hoovers up those golden eggs and we watch him do it. Sigh.
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Thank you Raelle, another great pack! Thank you for including me! I hope his voters are getting a belly full of his high end immigration scam. He hoovers up those golden eggs and we watch him do it. Sigh.
Mine is actually very good at keeping things tidy. He also hoovers - must be a man thing 😊
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Mine is actually very good at keeping things tidy. He also hoovers - must be a man thing 😊
HOOVERS ARE EXPENSIVE
we have a vibrating hard-floor mop/thing BUT THAT AINT A HOOVER
i keep trying to sort out the storage space, we have 1 dresser and that... doesn't keep much in. there's clothes everywhere
im trying, but i feel so alone in all of this because there's so much pressure on me
we have a vibrating hard-floor mop/thing BUT THAT AINT A HOOVER
i keep trying to sort out the storage space, we have 1 dresser and that... doesn't keep much in. there's clothes everywhere
im trying, but i feel so alone in all of this because there's so much pressure on me
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
HOOVERS ARE EXPENSIVE
we have a vibrating hard-floor mop/thing BUT THAT AINT A HOOVER
i keep trying to sort out the storage space, we have 1 dresser and that... doesn't keep much in. there's clothes everywhere
im trying, but i feel so alone in all of this because there's so much pressure on me
we have a vibrating hard-floor mop/thing BUT THAT AINT A HOOVER
i keep trying to sort out the storage space, we have 1 dresser and that... doesn't keep much in. there's clothes everywhere
im trying, but i feel so alone in all of this because there's so much pressure on me
Rhinos are the peaceful hoovers of the wild ,daily gardeners of the savanna. With their steady grazing, they trim back grasses, disperse seeds, and sculpt habitats that sustain countless species.
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December 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Rhinos are the peaceful hoovers of the wild ,daily gardeners of the savanna. With their steady grazing, they trim back grasses, disperse seeds, and sculpt habitats that sustain countless species.
Safari Bookings
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📧 info@classic-explorers.com
☎️+254 722 409 869
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📧 info@classic-explorers.com
☎️+254 722 409 869
*hoovers the dog*
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
*hoovers the dog*