😈 I fucked a few holes that night and yes one of them was a donut 😈 The donut was the only hole that didn't consent to it 😈
#foodcrimes #sorrynotsorry
#foodcrimes #sorrynotsorry
January 31, 2026 at 11:40 AM
😈 I fucked a few holes that night and yes one of them was a donut 😈 The donut was the only hole that didn't consent to it 😈
#foodcrimes #sorrynotsorry
#foodcrimes #sorrynotsorry
The authorities have been notified. #foodcrimes
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM
The authorities have been notified. #foodcrimes
Conversation this evening turned to foodcrimes and conceived of the Bailey's Irish Cream Tea.
A whole artisanal scone run through the blender and included in every bottle, guaranteed.
A whole artisanal scone run through the blender and included in every bottle, guaranteed.
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Conversation this evening turned to foodcrimes and conceived of the Bailey's Irish Cream Tea.
A whole artisanal scone run through the blender and included in every bottle, guaranteed.
A whole artisanal scone run through the blender and included in every bottle, guaranteed.
seeing mutuals posting and reposting foodcrimes means I must also repost foodcrimes, it's the law
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
seeing mutuals posting and reposting foodcrimes means I must also repost foodcrimes, it's the law
Y’all I think I have an idea of what happened to that MTG bird.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Y’all I think I have an idea of what happened to that MTG bird.
I come bearing gifts from Reddit
#foodcrimes
#foodcrimes
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I come bearing gifts from Reddit
#foodcrimes
#foodcrimes
Bánh whoever came up with this shit
#foodcrimes
#foodcrimes
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Bánh whoever came up with this shit
#foodcrimes
#foodcrimes
Is it really such a crime to love Lotus Biscoff butter, sweet & salty are common combos!? It was mid, far from foul, curiosity said its time to learn something new. #foodcrimes
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Is it really such a crime to love Lotus Biscoff butter, sweet & salty are common combos!? It was mid, far from foul, curiosity said its time to learn something new. #foodcrimes
Amazing food combo incoming.
make some popcorn. Melt butter/ Margarine on. Toss with white cheddar popcorn seasoning. Eat with seaweed. Delicious
Comment your own weird food combos!!
#cooking #foodcrimes #strange #tasty
make some popcorn. Melt butter/ Margarine on. Toss with white cheddar popcorn seasoning. Eat with seaweed. Delicious
Comment your own weird food combos!!
#cooking #foodcrimes #strange #tasty
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Amazing food combo incoming.
make some popcorn. Melt butter/ Margarine on. Toss with white cheddar popcorn seasoning. Eat with seaweed. Delicious
Comment your own weird food combos!!
#cooking #foodcrimes #strange #tasty
make some popcorn. Melt butter/ Margarine on. Toss with white cheddar popcorn seasoning. Eat with seaweed. Delicious
Comment your own weird food combos!!
#cooking #foodcrimes #strange #tasty
today in foodcrimes: thought i'd give double frying some idli a try, since mine always end up so blonde but they sank right to the bottom of the fry pot
the other ones i didn't bother with. they're plenty crunchy and got just a sprinkling of chaat masala, which instantly makes them delicious
the other ones i didn't bother with. they're plenty crunchy and got just a sprinkling of chaat masala, which instantly makes them delicious
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
today in foodcrimes: thought i'd give double frying some idli a try, since mine always end up so blonde but they sank right to the bottom of the fry pot
the other ones i didn't bother with. they're plenty crunchy and got just a sprinkling of chaat masala, which instantly makes them delicious
the other ones i didn't bother with. they're plenty crunchy and got just a sprinkling of chaat masala, which instantly makes them delicious
October 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Dad added a heap of cayenne to dinner while I wasn’t paying attention tonight.
Niece introduces me to peanut butter rice which I try exactly one bite of because of those big, earnest eyes.
…I think tomorrow’s gonna be a smoothie only day. Foods been mean tonight.
#mostlyjoking #foodcrimes
Niece introduces me to peanut butter rice which I try exactly one bite of because of those big, earnest eyes.
…I think tomorrow’s gonna be a smoothie only day. Foods been mean tonight.
#mostlyjoking #foodcrimes
October 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Dad added a heap of cayenne to dinner while I wasn’t paying attention tonight.
Niece introduces me to peanut butter rice which I try exactly one bite of because of those big, earnest eyes.
…I think tomorrow’s gonna be a smoothie only day. Foods been mean tonight.
#mostlyjoking #foodcrimes
Niece introduces me to peanut butter rice which I try exactly one bite of because of those big, earnest eyes.
…I think tomorrow’s gonna be a smoothie only day. Foods been mean tonight.
#mostlyjoking #foodcrimes
Honestly surprised that "ortolan" hasn't come up in this thread yet.
But actually: Pizza with anchovies and capers. Not ideal if you're watching your salt intake.
Alternatively: Pizza with canned tuna and sweet corn.
#foodcrimes
But actually: Pizza with anchovies and capers. Not ideal if you're watching your salt intake.
Alternatively: Pizza with canned tuna and sweet corn.
#foodcrimes
October 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Honestly surprised that "ortolan" hasn't come up in this thread yet.
But actually: Pizza with anchovies and capers. Not ideal if you're watching your salt intake.
Alternatively: Pizza with canned tuna and sweet corn.
#foodcrimes
But actually: Pizza with anchovies and capers. Not ideal if you're watching your salt intake.
Alternatively: Pizza with canned tuna and sweet corn.
#foodcrimes
Antique foodcrimes!
I can just imagine getting one of these in my trick or treat pail as a kid and becoming irrevocably changed 😵💫
I can just imagine getting one of these in my trick or treat pail as a kid and becoming irrevocably changed 😵💫
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Antique foodcrimes!
I can just imagine getting one of these in my trick or treat pail as a kid and becoming irrevocably changed 😵💫
I can just imagine getting one of these in my trick or treat pail as a kid and becoming irrevocably changed 😵💫
September 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Don't know about you, but we're ravenous... our next music video premieres TOMORROW! Be there, see it!
Bon apetit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssex...
(also presave Folly! - found.ee/thelongestjo...)
#TheLongestJohns #PiecesOfEight #Shanty #FolkMusic #BoneAppleTeeth #FoodCrimes
Bon apetit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssex...
(also presave Folly! - found.ee/thelongestjo...)
#TheLongestJohns #PiecesOfEight #Shanty #FolkMusic #BoneAppleTeeth #FoodCrimes
Chicken on a Raft | The Longest Johns
*content warning* Food demolition and aggressive eating
Welcome to the latest single from our 7th Pieces of Eight release, Folly! We had a lot of fun planning and making this video and we hope you…
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September 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Don't know about you, but we're ravenous... our next music video premieres TOMORROW! Be there, see it!
Bon apetit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssex...
(also presave Folly! - found.ee/thelongestjo...)
#TheLongestJohns #PiecesOfEight #Shanty #FolkMusic #BoneAppleTeeth #FoodCrimes
Bon apetit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssex...
(also presave Folly! - found.ee/thelongestjo...)
#TheLongestJohns #PiecesOfEight #Shanty #FolkMusic #BoneAppleTeeth #FoodCrimes
Suddenly remembered the Guy TM who came to my stream after I stated during a mutuals "foodcrimes" stream that I ate Cream of Mushroom soup mixed with Shin Black Noodle soup that as a Korean that he was disappointed in me for my food crime and then he never came back. Like that was weird dude.
August 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Suddenly remembered the Guy TM who came to my stream after I stated during a mutuals "foodcrimes" stream that I ate Cream of Mushroom soup mixed with Shin Black Noodle soup that as a Korean that he was disappointed in me for my food crime and then he never came back. Like that was weird dude.
Some may remember the time I chugged a glass of sauerkraut juice for reaching 300 followers. Well, thanks to @myjazzprincess.bsky.social I've returned to my gross food shenanigans 😁 Give her a follow and enjoy!
#MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Twitch #FoodCrimes #FoodFails #Grossout #Vtuber
#MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Twitch #FoodCrimes #FoodFails #Grossout #Vtuber
Our friend @grimclownjay.bsky.social was inspired by something we said on stream to make this awesome video! Please check it out!
youtu.be/chmErglQcIc
#vtuber #curtainstheclown #mhwilds
youtu.be/chmErglQcIc
#vtuber #curtainstheclown #mhwilds
Monster Hunter Food Abomination! #grimclownjay #myjazzprincess #vtuber #foodfail #mhwilds
YouTube video by My Jazz Princess
youtu.be
August 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Some may remember the time I chugged a glass of sauerkraut juice for reaching 300 followers. Well, thanks to @myjazzprincess.bsky.social I've returned to my gross food shenanigans 😁 Give her a follow and enjoy!
#MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Twitch #FoodCrimes #FoodFails #Grossout #Vtuber
#MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Twitch #FoodCrimes #FoodFails #Grossout #Vtuber
Our port in the storm if anyone needs to see the genesis of this downpour of foodcrimes
Now, we sail into the maelstrom of SEAFOOD
Now, we sail into the maelstrom of SEAFOOD
I have found an old local recipe book from a Catholic church in my area from what I suspect is 1986
This shall be my review thread
It's a hefty 226 page book and I will highlight the best parts
This shall be my review thread
It's a hefty 226 page book and I will highlight the best parts
August 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Our port in the storm if anyone needs to see the genesis of this downpour of foodcrimes
Now, we sail into the maelstrom of SEAFOOD
Now, we sail into the maelstrom of SEAFOOD
Los ingleses y sus foodcrimes
August 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Los ingleses y sus foodcrimes
wow so many people to block in this thread for foodcrimes
July 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
wow so many people to block in this thread for foodcrimes
The road to foodnobleness is paved with foodcrimes I think
July 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The road to foodnobleness is paved with foodcrimes I think
People fae Peterheid calling them cookies. #FoodCrimes
July 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
People fae Peterheid calling them cookies. #FoodCrimes
It’s not that I want to restart the transatlantic food wars, but I do want some crimes from this side of that ocean.
(I have no food crimes to confess. I am all virtue. Even dipping cold keftedakia In taramosalata is wholesome and righteous)
(I have no food crimes to confess. I am all virtue. Even dipping cold keftedakia In taramosalata is wholesome and righteous)
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 10, 2025 at 7:14 AM