I can't argue with that tactic. 🤣😂🤣
But---, . . . poor dildoes. 😆
But---, . . . poor dildoes. 😆
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I can't argue with that tactic. 🤣😂🤣
But---, . . . poor dildoes. 😆
But---, . . . poor dildoes. 😆
"Cure for Hysteria"
Doc had a bag full of dildoes and knew where the G spot was.
Doc had a bag full of dildoes and knew where the G spot was.
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
"Cure for Hysteria"
Doc had a bag full of dildoes and knew where the G spot was.
Doc had a bag full of dildoes and knew where the G spot was.
Who knew that throwing dildoes at Nazi assholes was even illegal!? What have we become? 🤨
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Who knew that throwing dildoes at Nazi assholes was even illegal!? What have we become? 🤨
DILDOS Tossed at Trump’s ICE Agents in Wild Scene
YouTube video by Status Coup News
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Someone has posted a bunch of vintage “erotic” LPs to the local Craigslist, a thread
First up: Love Is A Heart-On (1970)
First up: Love Is A Heart-On (1970)
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Someone has posted a bunch of vintage “erotic” LPs to the local Craigslist, a thread
First up: Love Is A Heart-On (1970)
First up: Love Is A Heart-On (1970)
Rod is a sexy college boy that really likes getting buttfucked. He won't suck dick, but you could drive a truck up his ass.
Watch me prove it.
justfor.fans/patandsam
#anal #buttfucked #dildoes #doublefucked #buttslutt #analwhore
Watch me prove it.
justfor.fans/patandsam
#anal #buttfucked #dildoes #doublefucked #buttslutt #analwhore
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Rod is a sexy college boy that really likes getting buttfucked. He won't suck dick, but you could drive a truck up his ass.
Watch me prove it.
justfor.fans/patandsam
#anal #buttfucked #dildoes #doublefucked #buttslutt #analwhore
Watch me prove it.
justfor.fans/patandsam
#anal #buttfucked #dildoes #doublefucked #buttslutt #analwhore
What's cha do at work today, oh not much just handled a lot of dildoes
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
What's cha do at work today, oh not much just handled a lot of dildoes
Hope they turned them on before throwing the dildoes (or is it dildos--I regress) to affect the trajectories.
NEW: Police in riot gear arrested up to 54 protesters on Feb. 7 at the Whipple Federal Building following a day of actions that culminated in protesters throwing hundreds of dildos. [Videos]
unicornriot.ninja/2026/dozens-...
unicornriot.ninja/2026/dozens-...
Dozens Arrested After Throwing Dildos at ICE Outside Whipple Federal Building - UNICORN RIOT
Police in riot gear arrested up to 54 protesters on Feb. 7 at the Whipple Federal Building following a day of actions that culminated in protesters throwing hundreds of dildos.
unicornriot.ninja
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Hope they turned them on before throwing the dildoes (or is it dildos--I regress) to affect the trajectories.
Later, at the pig sty:
Q: HI honey. How'd your day go?
A: Great. Got pelted by rock hard dildoes. Now bring me a beer and stfu before I kick that ficking dog.
Q: HI honey. How'd your day go?
A: Great. Got pelted by rock hard dildoes. Now bring me a beer and stfu before I kick that ficking dog.
🚨Minneapolis Police gather up DILDOS to throw back at protesters from the street after they were thrown into the street to protest ICE, creating quite the scene.
LIVE NOW ⬇️
LIVE NOW ⬇️
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Later, at the pig sty:
Q: HI honey. How'd your day go?
A: Great. Got pelted by rock hard dildoes. Now bring me a beer and stfu before I kick that ficking dog.
Q: HI honey. How'd your day go?
A: Great. Got pelted by rock hard dildoes. Now bring me a beer and stfu before I kick that ficking dog.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the dildoes with built-in squirt pumps.
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the dildoes with built-in squirt pumps.
Throwing obviously rock hard dildoes at ICE nazis in Minnesota is obviously an indication that anarchy is coming and it's going to be beautiful.
www.commondreams.org/news/operati...
www.commondreams.org/news/operati...
'Operation Dildo Blitz' Anti-ICE Protest in Minneapolis Ends With 50+ Arrests | Common Dreams
Protesters in Minneapolis threw sex toys at federal agents to protest ICE crackdown on immigrants. Arrests were made as demonstrators shouted insults. What drives people to such extreme actions in the...
www.commondreams.org
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Throwing obviously rock hard dildoes at ICE nazis in Minnesota is obviously an indication that anarchy is coming and it's going to be beautiful.
www.commondreams.org/news/operati...
www.commondreams.org/news/operati...
2026 made me utter the phrase "armor-piercing dildoes"
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
2026 made me utter the phrase "armor-piercing dildoes"
Let's hope he gets many more dildoes to the face to look back on.
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Let's hope he gets many more dildoes to the face to look back on.
Was it the dildoes?
a woman in a white shirt is sitting on a couch and saying be honest
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting on a couch and saying be honest
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Was it the dildoes?
"average politician lasts loger than a dildo" factoid actualy just statistical error. average politician lasts less than dildo. Dildoes Winston, who lives in cave & politicians over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
February 8, 2026 at 7:28 AM
"average politician lasts loger than a dildo" factoid actualy just statistical error. average politician lasts less than dildo. Dildoes Winston, who lives in cave & politicians over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
And god said, "Let there be dildoes."
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
And god said, "Let there be dildoes."
DASS?
(dildoes as a subscription service)
(dildoes as a subscription service)
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 AM
DASS?
(dildoes as a subscription service)
(dildoes as a subscription service)
should be dildoes, it's a much older word than people realise, 16thC.
February 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
should be dildoes, it's a much older word than people realise, 16thC.
Soooo Ronno's bf Kairo got himself a wizard hat and cast a voodoo spell over ALL of the replica dildoes! It goes exactly how you'd expect. Luckily, Ronno is a professional! (Something tells me ronno might get his revenge, though...)
Comm for @ronno.bsky.social!
Comm for @ronno.bsky.social!
February 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Soooo Ronno's bf Kairo got himself a wizard hat and cast a voodoo spell over ALL of the replica dildoes! It goes exactly how you'd expect. Luckily, Ronno is a professional! (Something tells me ronno might get his revenge, though...)
Comm for @ronno.bsky.social!
Comm for @ronno.bsky.social!
Finniest thing I've seen in DAYS. I read the story about how the come about all those dildoes. It was even Funnier than this video.
February 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Finniest thing I've seen in DAYS. I read the story about how the come about all those dildoes. It was even Funnier than this video.
Finally a use for those nasty gel and "silicone" dildoes nobody should be using ever
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Finally a use for those nasty gel and "silicone" dildoes nobody should be using ever
Stupid ICE! They returned the dildoes instead of collecting them for disposal.
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Stupid ICE! They returned the dildoes instead of collecting them for disposal.