Gooey Time Kilroy
@kilroyfirelizrd.bsky.social
Mostly random nonsense from a silly firelizard!
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Genderfluid, he/him or they/them!
Current icon by @undyingsong.bsky.social
Nazi Furs Fuck Off!
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Daily Dragon 577
Winning factor
Winning factor
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Daily Dragon 577
Winning factor
Winning factor
We have a mini-freezer in the basement. There USED to be a big bag and block of cheese that I wound up tossing because it's been in there for 5 years now. There's also pizzas in there that have probably been in there for... probably at least 3-4 years now. Maybe 5. Those haven't been tossed yet.
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
We have a mini-freezer in the basement. There USED to be a big bag and block of cheese that I wound up tossing because it's been in there for 5 years now. There's also pizzas in there that have probably been in there for... probably at least 3-4 years now. Maybe 5. Those haven't been tossed yet.
Oh god I've found myself in the Toad Sings section of Youtube D:
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh god I've found myself in the Toad Sings section of Youtube D:
Lots of games have a New Game Plus, but do any have a New Game Minus? ... I guess that would be considered the extra hard mode where you only get half your usual stats now that I think about it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Lots of games have a New Game Plus, but do any have a New Game Minus? ... I guess that would be considered the extra hard mode where you only get half your usual stats now that I think about it.
Bashed my elbow real good. It's been hurting on and off for a few hours now
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Bashed my elbow real good. It's been hurting on and off for a few hours now
Holy shit new Stargate series! ...god I hope it's not Amazon Prime only.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Holy shit new Stargate series! ...god I hope it's not Amazon Prime only.
Unlike the war in Ba Sing Se, there really is no war on Christmas. It's just a bunch of overzealous christians getting big mad that Christmas isn't the ONLY holiday being celebrated around that timeframe.
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Unlike the war in Ba Sing Se, there really is no war on Christmas. It's just a bunch of overzealous christians getting big mad that Christmas isn't the ONLY holiday being celebrated around that timeframe.
Coffee at 75%? How would my car even know that?!
... Oh, that said Oil Life.
... Oh, that said Oil Life.
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Coffee at 75%? How would my car even know that?!
... Oh, that said Oil Life.
... Oh, that said Oil Life.
Don't know what's going on but I wish emergency crew could make up their mind on whether they want to come up the left side or the center of the highway. Cars can move easy enough but I need at least 3-5 times the space to clear a path.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Don't know what's going on but I wish emergency crew could make up their mind on whether they want to come up the left side or the center of the highway. Cars can move easy enough but I need at least 3-5 times the space to clear a path.
Huh. Got a call from Amazon to authorize a $999 payment of an iPhone 16 on my account. Guess I'd better return that call* right away!
*Report the call to the FBI for fraud
*Report the call to the FBI for fraud
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Huh. Got a call from Amazon to authorize a $999 payment of an iPhone 16 on my account. Guess I'd better return that call* right away!
*Report the call to the FBI for fraud
*Report the call to the FBI for fraud
Augh Kirby Air Riders releases tomorrow and I still can't afford a freaking Switch 2 :C Might still get it anyway because I am hoping to get a Switch 2 in the next few months, but definitely want to support the sequel to my absolute favorite Gamecube game of all time on its release date.
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Augh Kirby Air Riders releases tomorrow and I still can't afford a freaking Switch 2 :C Might still get it anyway because I am hoping to get a Switch 2 in the next few months, but definitely want to support the sequel to my absolute favorite Gamecube game of all time on its release date.
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If I lived alone I'd probably do a lot of batch cooking, where I'd make a huge batch of stuff and just eat that every day until it's gone, then do it again with something else. Like make a huge batch of chili to last me a week, then a huge batch of spaghetti sauce since pasta doesn't take long.
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If I lived alone I'd probably do a lot of batch cooking, where I'd make a huge batch of stuff and just eat that every day until it's gone, then do it again with something else. Like make a huge batch of chili to last me a week, then a huge batch of spaghetti sauce since pasta doesn't take long.
God I love chili. So fucking much. Had chili for dinner last night. Had chili for dinner tonight (3 helpings! :D) Will likely have chili for dinner tomorrow night, too!
Hell, I'd have chili Thursday and Friday night too if I thought it would survive tomorrow :P It was a pretty big batch!
Hell, I'd have chili Thursday and Friday night too if I thought it would survive tomorrow :P It was a pretty big batch!
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
God I love chili. So fucking much. Had chili for dinner last night. Had chili for dinner tonight (3 helpings! :D) Will likely have chili for dinner tomorrow night, too!
Hell, I'd have chili Thursday and Friday night too if I thought it would survive tomorrow :P It was a pretty big batch!
Hell, I'd have chili Thursday and Friday night too if I thought it would survive tomorrow :P It was a pretty big batch!
I... That's... Not how that works.
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I... That's... Not how that works.
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It’s Astoria’s turn to get her religious trauma relieved by dragons
February 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It’s Astoria’s turn to get her religious trauma relieved by dragons
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October 19, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Sorcerer class that has ties to a sun god, making them insanely powerful with the ability to harness the power of the sun itself. But with great power comes great cost, & if they cannot learn to channel that power in time said power will literally consume them, incinerating them from the inside out
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sorcerer class that has ties to a sun god, making them insanely powerful with the ability to harness the power of the sun itself. But with great power comes great cost, & if they cannot learn to channel that power in time said power will literally consume them, incinerating them from the inside out
Suddenly hit hard with the sleepies. Not unusual for a Monday evening but it usually hits me around 10 or so, not 9
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Suddenly hit hard with the sleepies. Not unusual for a Monday evening but it usually hits me around 10 or so, not 9
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
It's a valid question!
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It's a valid question!
Oddly quiet day today. In general. Several places I've been to where there's not been a lot going on
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oddly quiet day today. In general. Several places I've been to where there's not been a lot going on
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You know that famous Christmas commercial with the Hershey's Kisses playing "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"?
Well, this year, it's gonna be replaced by a group of kobolds saying "Yip" to the tune of that song! 😮
🎵 Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip 🎵
Well, this year, it's gonna be replaced by a group of kobolds saying "Yip" to the tune of that song! 😮
🎵 Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip 🎵
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You know that famous Christmas commercial with the Hershey's Kisses playing "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"?
Well, this year, it's gonna be replaced by a group of kobolds saying "Yip" to the tune of that song! 😮
🎵 Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip 🎵
Well, this year, it's gonna be replaced by a group of kobolds saying "Yip" to the tune of that song! 😮
🎵 Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip 🎵