i ALMOST had a sex dream about Namjoon last night but every time it started heating up we got fucking cockblocked by friends turning up.
January 25, 2026 at 10:18 PM
i ALMOST had a sex dream about Namjoon last night but every time it started heating up we got fucking cockblocked by friends turning up.
me in 2036 explaining to my teenage nephew all the horrible news events I was cockblocked by, a surprisingly long conversation
January 25, 2026 at 5:40 AM
me in 2036 explaining to my teenage nephew all the horrible news events I was cockblocked by, a surprisingly long conversation
We are cockblocked at every turn. Judges rulings are ignored. Americans being executed by other Americans. We need another country to come in and swipe this administration?????? How the hell do we end the nightmare???????????
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
We are cockblocked at every turn. Judges rulings are ignored. Americans being executed by other Americans. We need another country to come in and swipe this administration?????? How the hell do we end the nightmare???????????
On the other hand, I do get where the dislike for this behavior comes from, as it feels a little too in line with what certain real life shippers are known to do when their preferred ships get cockblocked.
Looking at you, SOME Charlastor-shippers...
Looking at you, SOME Charlastor-shippers...
a couple of cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one has a x on his jacket
ALT: a couple of cartoon characters are standing next to each other and one has a x on his jacket
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 10:11 AM
On the other hand, I do get where the dislike for this behavior comes from, as it feels a little too in line with what certain real life shippers are known to do when their preferred ships get cockblocked.
Looking at you, SOME Charlastor-shippers...
Looking at you, SOME Charlastor-shippers...
Your last time seeing your affair partner and you get cockblocked by the local gossip. #BriefEncounter #TCMParty
January 24, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Your last time seeing your affair partner and you get cockblocked by the local gossip. #BriefEncounter #TCMParty
Cockblocked = panagram
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Cockblocked = panagram
We were so close, but my car won’t start.
Can’t believe I’m being cockblocked by inanimate objects 😩
Can’t believe I’m being cockblocked by inanimate objects 😩
Wishing I had a big boy humping my face right now 🥺
January 24, 2026 at 2:00 AM
We were so close, but my car won’t start.
Can’t believe I’m being cockblocked by inanimate objects 😩
Can’t believe I’m being cockblocked by inanimate objects 😩
NYT Spelling Bee cockblocked my use of cockblock. Very meta.
#nytspellingbee
#nytspellingbee
January 23, 2026 at 10:39 PM
NYT Spelling Bee cockblocked my use of cockblock. Very meta.
#nytspellingbee
#nytspellingbee
Come on Castanet! We all know why he withdrew the invitation. Carney cockblocked him at WEF. His ego was hurt
January 23, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Come on Castanet! We all know why he withdrew the invitation. Carney cockblocked him at WEF. His ego was hurt
I have three or so pages left of this to do over at patreon but I keep getting cockblocked by work and uni 😔
Patrons got the first five pages of the Warden/Alistair comic I'm making but you can have one too
#origins
#origins
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I have three or so pages left of this to do over at patreon but I keep getting cockblocked by work and uni 😔
Once again the NYT Spelling Bee drops the ball
January 23, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Once again the NYT Spelling Bee drops the ball
Presumably because "cock" has a non-sexual definition (rooster) but "cockblocked" doesn't
January 23, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Presumably because "cock" has a non-sexual definition (rooster) but "cockblocked" doesn't
Didn't like cockblocked either
January 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Didn't like cockblocked either
In today’s Spelling Bee, “cockblocked”would be a pangram if the @nytimes weren’t SUCH COWARDS.
January 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
In today’s Spelling Bee, “cockblocked”would be a pangram if the @nytimes weren’t SUCH COWARDS.
COCK works and BLOCKED works. Why doesn't COCKBLOCKED work?
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
COCK works and BLOCKED works. Why doesn't COCKBLOCKED work?
The word “cockblocked” would have been a great pangram and long word in Friday’s NYT Spelling Bee. 🐝 Not sure why it isn’t accepted. 🤪
#nyt #queenbee #spellingbee #nytspellingbee @rejectednytwords.bsky.social
@badspellingbee.bsky.social
#nyt #queenbee #spellingbee #nytspellingbee @rejectednytwords.bsky.social
@badspellingbee.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The word “cockblocked” would have been a great pangram and long word in Friday’s NYT Spelling Bee. 🐝 Not sure why it isn’t accepted. 🤪
#nyt #queenbee #spellingbee #nytspellingbee @rejectednytwords.bsky.social
@badspellingbee.bsky.social
#nyt #queenbee #spellingbee #nytspellingbee @rejectednytwords.bsky.social
@badspellingbee.bsky.social
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?
January 23, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?
On top of everything else
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 PM
On top of everything else
i was going to wake up early to play some endfield before work but i got cockblocked and i need to grind 9 lvls to continue the story. i think i’m just gonna sleep properly and grind after work.
ardashir, you are too farrrr… 🥀
ardashir, you are too farrrr… 🥀
January 23, 2026 at 12:47 PM
i was going to wake up early to play some endfield before work but i got cockblocked and i need to grind 9 lvls to continue the story. i think i’m just gonna sleep properly and grind after work.
ardashir, you are too farrrr… 🥀
ardashir, you are too farrrr… 🥀
