Dan Lansdowne
@danlansdowne.mow.haus
Canadian, furry, sometimes writer. Late 30s. Non-monogamous. Account will be NSFW frequently. 18+ followers only. He/him/his. Profile pic by @leanonberger.bsky.social.
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Dan Lansdowne
@danlansdowne.mow.haus
· Sep 8
Wow, hello new followers! My name is Dan, and I'm a *very* slow writer. I write both SFW and NSFW, my stories mainly focusing on my polyam trio Dan, Krista, and Alex, plus their kids, family, and friends - many of whom are characters borrowed from friends.
I know that tomcat...
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I know that tomcat...
Eye cream is one thing I can't do. It gives me crusty skin on my eyelids.
February 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Eye cream is one thing I can't do. It gives me crusty skin on my eyelids.
They would literally have this place empty than have a discount retailer in it.
Meanwhile, Old Navy is a five minute walk down that hall.
Meanwhile, Old Navy is a five minute walk down that hall.
Fairweather’s bid for former Hudson’s Bay location at Yorkdale mall quashed by judge
Fairweather’s bid for former Hudson’s Bay location at Yorkdale mall quashed by judge
Fairweather, owned by the Canadian businessman Isaac Benitah, aimed to revive the Benitah family’s once-venerated, but now-defunct department store Les Ailes de la Mode.
www.thestar.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 AM
They would literally have this place empty than have a discount retailer in it.
Meanwhile, Old Navy is a five minute walk down that hall.
Meanwhile, Old Navy is a five minute walk down that hall.
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Applying for emergency aid at the county services, I need help in an embarrassingly big way. Please spread the word, donate, anything. I'm not at home trying to solve a crisis, please help if you are able
I do not know where the next bag of cat food is coming from. I need to find gas money first. I need help, again. I'm sorry I have to ask. Even a dollar helps.
$rdewalt / @ryan-dewalt-2 / ko-fi.com/1024x768
Cashapp, Venmo, kofi+Paypal, all three go to respective "debit cards"
$rdewalt / @ryan-dewalt-2 / ko-fi.com/1024x768
Cashapp, Venmo, kofi+Paypal, all three go to respective "debit cards"
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Applying for emergency aid at the county services, I need help in an embarrassingly big way. Please spread the word, donate, anything. I'm not at home trying to solve a crisis, please help if you are able
Melania smiling at Justin Trudeau really broke him.
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Melania smiling at Justin Trudeau really broke him.
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I still remember the ads they ran back in 2012 when they thought they had a chance of blocking it.
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I still remember the ads they ran back in 2012 when they thought they had a chance of blocking it.
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I really feel like if societies had publicly funded therapy and it was widely available, we could really change the mix of people who ran for and won public office.
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I really feel like if societies had publicly funded therapy and it was widely available, we could really change the mix of people who ran for and won public office.
Why are you using a picture of an incomplete bridge? It's been finished!
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Why are you using a picture of an incomplete bridge? It's been finished!
He could go far if he wanted to.
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
He could go far if he wanted to.
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"Bruce Fanjoy, the Liberal MP for Carleton, has broken ranks with his party to criticize the federal government's latest return-to-office (RTO) mandate" ...
"There is little to no evidence that a one-size-fits-all RTO policy will improve productivity or service to Canadians," he wrote.
"There is little to no evidence that a one-size-fits-all RTO policy will improve productivity or service to Canadians," he wrote.
Liberal MP Bruce Fanjoy criticizes government's latest return-to-office order | CBC News
Bruce Fanjoy, the Liberal MP for Carleton, has broken ranks with his party to criticize the federal government's latest return-to-office (RTO) mandate.
www.cbc.ca
February 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
"Bruce Fanjoy, the Liberal MP for Carleton, has broken ranks with his party to criticize the federal government's latest return-to-office (RTO) mandate" ...
"There is little to no evidence that a one-size-fits-all RTO policy will improve productivity or service to Canadians," he wrote.
"There is little to no evidence that a one-size-fits-all RTO policy will improve productivity or service to Canadians," he wrote.
Just the last six?
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Just the last six?
His brain is soup. He just ranted that if we made a trade deal with China, they'd steal hockey and the Stanley Cup from us.
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
His brain is soup. He just ranted that if we made a trade deal with China, they'd steal hockey and the Stanley Cup from us.
Amazing how 14 years since he had ads on Detroit-Windsor TV stations talking about what a disaster the bridge would be, that desiccated corpse is still messing this thing up.
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Amazing how 14 years since he had ads on Detroit-Windsor TV stations talking about what a disaster the bridge would be, that desiccated corpse is still messing this thing up.
His brain is soup.
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
His brain is soup.
Someone brought their husband's Magic: the Gathering cards a couple years ago.
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Someone brought their husband's Magic: the Gathering cards a couple years ago.
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Back in my day you were taught that if anyone online even knows your hair colour, you're fucking DEAD
Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Back in my day you were taught that if anyone online even knows your hair colour, you're fucking DEAD
I did see flags for a couple of the countries left out.
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I did see flags for a couple of the countries left out.
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"Ancient 3,500-year-old statue stolen from Luxor during Arab Spring returned to Egypt"
nltimes.nl/2026/02/06/a...
nltimes.nl/2026/02/06/a...
Ancient 3,500-year-old statue stolen from Luxor during Arab Spring returned to Egypt
A 3,500-year-old stolen Egyptian sculpture that ended up in the Netherlands has been returned to Egypt. Investigation revealed that the sculpture was likely stolen from an archaeological site in the L...
nltimes.nl
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
"Ancient 3,500-year-old statue stolen from Luxor during Arab Spring returned to Egypt"
nltimes.nl/2026/02/06/a...
nltimes.nl/2026/02/06/a...
I sincerely think you could safely belly rub a cheetah.
February 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I sincerely think you could safely belly rub a cheetah.
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Etsy just kicked witches off their platform.
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform
For years, you could hire someone on Etsy to curse an evil ex, protect your home, or manifest better luck. Well, until now.
www.vice.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Etsy just kicked witches off their platform.
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
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Canadians, FYI — you can’t get to Puerto Rico without a mainland USA layover.
But you can get to the Dominican Republic with only a layover in Montreal, and then it’s a short 20-30-minute flight and around $100, apparently.
Puerto Rico shouldn’t be considered the USA by us.
But you can get to the Dominican Republic with only a layover in Montreal, and then it’s a short 20-30-minute flight and around $100, apparently.
Puerto Rico shouldn’t be considered the USA by us.
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Canadians, FYI — you can’t get to Puerto Rico without a mainland USA layover.
But you can get to the Dominican Republic with only a layover in Montreal, and then it’s a short 20-30-minute flight and around $100, apparently.
Puerto Rico shouldn’t be considered the USA by us.
But you can get to the Dominican Republic with only a layover in Montreal, and then it’s a short 20-30-minute flight and around $100, apparently.
Puerto Rico shouldn’t be considered the USA by us.
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Kid Rock, isn't that just a code name for epstein island?
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Kid Rock, isn't that just a code name for epstein island?