His name should be wiped from history. Or he should be relegated to the toilet paper hanging on a nail in an outside cludgie somewhere dark and depressing.
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
His name should be wiped from history. Or he should be relegated to the toilet paper hanging on a nail in an outside cludgie somewhere dark and depressing.
"Cludgie Gestapo" 🙌
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
"Cludgie Gestapo" 🙌
We - the British press - have absolutely fucked it and turned politics into daily breaking news from the cludgie Gestapo, because we were all very angry about being disrespected and not getting our way. This is sad but apparently it’s nobody’s fault.
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
We - the British press - have absolutely fucked it and turned politics into daily breaking news from the cludgie Gestapo, because we were all very angry about being disrespected and not getting our way. This is sad but apparently it’s nobody’s fault.
Ye cannae get tae the cludgie when the shops are hoachin.
December 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Ye cannae get tae the cludgie when the shops are hoachin.
Could ye get tae the cludgie?
December 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Could ye get tae the cludgie?
Having a massive fatal prolapse on a golden cludgie.
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Having a massive fatal prolapse on a golden cludgie.
That won't look out of place in the Tangerine Turd's cludgie
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
That won't look out of place in the Tangerine Turd's cludgie
The Budgie on the Cludgie!...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
The Budgie on the Cludgie!...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The origin of the name Calgie is not clear. It may well be based on your assumption but is more generally thought to be a derivation of the Scottish word 'cludgie'.
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The origin of the name Calgie is not clear. It may well be based on your assumption but is more generally thought to be a derivation of the Scottish word 'cludgie'.
I love a bit of restoration. Here’s our new cludgie. Victorian pan from @GWauction with E bay seat purchase, restored and wood grained. Before and after. Took a lot of work…. Cistern box is new.
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I love a bit of restoration. Here’s our new cludgie. Victorian pan from @GWauction with E bay seat purchase, restored and wood grained. Before and after. Took a lot of work…. Cistern box is new.
I’ll check it out in Argos catalogue in the mornin
I might make a fortune round here doing purity tests on the white stuff with some litmus paper and purple methylated sprits “Bunsen” burner in the cludgie
I might make a fortune round here doing purity tests on the white stuff with some litmus paper and purple methylated sprits “Bunsen” burner in the cludgie
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’ll check it out in Argos catalogue in the mornin
I might make a fortune round here doing purity tests on the white stuff with some litmus paper and purple methylated sprits “Bunsen” burner in the cludgie
I might make a fortune round here doing purity tests on the white stuff with some litmus paper and purple methylated sprits “Bunsen” burner in the cludgie
“These days we see few photos of Mr Farage in bawling good humour with his fist round a pint.
He is more often pictured with that expression of an aggrieved platypus, having to explain why yet another of his party’s policies has – as our Scottish friends would put it – ‘gone doon the cludgie’.”
He is more often pictured with that expression of an aggrieved platypus, having to explain why yet another of his party’s policies has – as our Scottish friends would put it – ‘gone doon the cludgie’.”
Pecksniff: Mamdani victory hints at dramatic change to a new politics here too.
Pecksniff: Mamdani victory hints at dramatic change to a new politics here too
In which Mr Pecksniff lays before his readers for their approval certain observations and speculations reflecting on the political life
eastangliabylines.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“These days we see few photos of Mr Farage in bawling good humour with his fist round a pint.
He is more often pictured with that expression of an aggrieved platypus, having to explain why yet another of his party’s policies has – as our Scottish friends would put it – ‘gone doon the cludgie’.”
He is more often pictured with that expression of an aggrieved platypus, having to explain why yet another of his party’s policies has – as our Scottish friends would put it – ‘gone doon the cludgie’.”
17 places to sit and contemplate. But one cludgie.
It's like the stone age in there.
It's like the stone age in there.
October 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
17 places to sit and contemplate. But one cludgie.
It's like the stone age in there.
It's like the stone age in there.
Only one cludgie. Nah
i would steal a crown from the louvre for this
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October 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Only one cludgie. Nah
Well, we used to have a magic rock. Our neighbours currently have it shoved under a chair like the cludgie part of a commode.
October 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Well, we used to have a magic rock. Our neighbours currently have it shoved under a chair like the cludgie part of a commode.
You're telling me. I went into Morrisons to use the cludgie and got stranded
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You're telling me. I went into Morrisons to use the cludgie and got stranded
What happened to those knitted covers for toilet cisterns your Granny had? Was everyone so mortally offended by the sight of a cludgie that they had to put a wee jumper on them? What’s the modern equivalent? An iPhone cover?
October 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What happened to those knitted covers for toilet cisterns your Granny had? Was everyone so mortally offended by the sight of a cludgie that they had to put a wee jumper on them? What’s the modern equivalent? An iPhone cover?
The shared cludgie with no light under the stairs.Busby’s flat on Skene Square was the same except actually outside. The block has since been demolished:)
October 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The shared cludgie with no light under the stairs.Busby’s flat on Skene Square was the same except actually outside. The block has since been demolished:)
OMG Flashback!🤣🤣🙃🙃The return of the cludgie: dare you pass the troll’s(landlady) lair and make the trip??
October 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
OMG Flashback!🤣🤣🙃🙃The return of the cludgie: dare you pass the troll’s(landlady) lair and make the trip??
UK Labour in Scotland (or the so-called ‘Scottish’ Labour Party) has ZERO autonomy “from the UK Labour Party” and ZERO influence over it with regard to Scotland.
Sarwar can’t go to the cludgie without Starmer’s permission.
Remember Grangemouth!
Sarwar can’t go to the cludgie without Starmer’s permission.
Remember Grangemouth!
October 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
UK Labour in Scotland (or the so-called ‘Scottish’ Labour Party) has ZERO autonomy “from the UK Labour Party” and ZERO influence over it with regard to Scotland.
Sarwar can’t go to the cludgie without Starmer’s permission.
Remember Grangemouth!
Sarwar can’t go to the cludgie without Starmer’s permission.
Remember Grangemouth!
Musk's cludgie @stueymaco and @stewiemaco has been making a nuisance. Relentless and gratuitous harassment. Please try not to get his account deleted. It's a case-study in radicalisation @seenpoliceuk.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Musk's cludgie @stueymaco and @stewiemaco has been making a nuisance. Relentless and gratuitous harassment. Please try not to get his account deleted. It's a case-study in radicalisation @seenpoliceuk.bsky.social
I've just had a look in Musk's Cludgie and surprised and disappointed to find Nick Wallis is one of Them
October 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I've just had a look in Musk's Cludgie and surprised and disappointed to find Nick Wallis is one of Them