#ShitCard
Nearly 1.8 million, let’s make it 2 million this weekend!

Britcard = shitcard
Petition now at 1.6 million -keep sharing - get this to 5 million+
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
September 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"One Card to rule them all, One Card to find them, One Card to bring them all and in the darkness bind them"

Starmer going full-Sauron on #BritCard #ShitCard.

It's ironic that a candidate for implementing this is called Palantir!

Gollum!
September 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
More like shitcard am I right
September 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Coming to your wallet soon: the #ShitCard, a tacky object emblazoned in a Union flag for all these right wing flag-shaggers out there. A card that no one wants that benefits only the Government, run by a shadowy company like Palantir making £billions off our data. ... 1/3
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
What's the betting that Starmer's #ShitCard will be run by Palantir? I smell Trump's presence all over this. Is it part of a tariff deal? This isn't going to fix immigration.
September 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Starmer hasn’t even officially announced this and look how many people have signed….he isn’t exactly the authoritarians’ authoritarian, is he. #IDCARDS #BritCard #ShitCard
Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards
We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.
petition.parliament.uk
September 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
More like shitcard 😂😂
September 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Shitcard
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
ShitCard is probably a more accurate name

A lot of elderly people do not even have a mobile phone
So won’t have a digital id to present if they need to use the hospital

I think Starmer is just recycling Tory policies
September 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Totally not going to be labelled the Shitcard in Private Eye when the inevitable govt IT project fails as they *always* do.
September 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The god of all morons proudly presents his golden shitcard for mafia fugitives.
#Trump #migration-card for fuckn dummies
April 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It's not a Brit card it's a #ShitCard - would be good to see this tag trending!

#YouYesYet
September 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
🎶Britcard
Britcard
More like Shitcard
Sends your data to some scammers
But the PM feels so hard🎶
September 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Why don’t we want people to work.
I thought last week we wanted people to work?
🤷‍♂️
I’m happy not working tbh.
#shitcard
September 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
More like SHITcard, am I right?
September 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Don't accept the name Shitcard.
September 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The ShitCard in that instance
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I agree with #SinnFéin Ireland🇮🇪 We don't want #StarmerTheSpineless and his toxic right-wing #RedTory #Liebour abominations #ShitCard in Wales either #WalesIsNotEngland and WE ARE NOT BRITISH! WE ARE WELSH! Starmer and his clowns can stick their #FascistStateUK Spy Card up yer arse!
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
War regional sicher unterschiedlich. Permanente Anspannung. Falsches Auto, falsche Haare=Shitcard (damals war ja jeder "langhaarige" terrorverdächtig- und meine Szene war langhaarig. Hippies halt)
Ja- frag mal nach! Ich wünschte, ich hätte meine (verstorbene) Mutter mehr gefragt!!
November 4, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Does the shitcard come with a free flag, a stepladder and a map of local lamp posts?
September 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Show me your ID!!!

I don't always leave my house with my phone or wallet

Fuck off I don't want your fascist surveillance state Britcard Shitcard.

Whatever happened to privacy & freedom.

I don't care about immigrants, I like immigrants, there are no illegal immigrants only illegal racists.
September 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
- only new use case given you can report potholes anonymously with findmystreet
- avoids antagonising Scotland, Wales and half the NI population
- doesn't rhyme with "shitcard" the way britcard does
September 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Unfortunately 'Britcard' rhymes with 'Shitcard' so this is immediately unviable
September 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Has anyone done the 'Shitcard, amiright?' "joke" yet??
The new IDs have been dubbed the "Britcard"
September 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM