I was made for loving you, baby,
Also I was made to do poos and wees.
I’m a multifunctional person,
But most of those functions are bodily…
Also I was made to do poos and wees.
I’m a multifunctional person,
But most of those functions are bodily…
February 14, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I was made for loving you, baby,
Also I was made to do poos and wees.
I’m a multifunctional person,
But most of those functions are bodily…
Also I was made to do poos and wees.
I’m a multifunctional person,
But most of those functions are bodily…
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Poos and wees, but a decade in podcasting years? Backlisted should be sleazing around in the shadows like a nosferatu. Hope the hiatus doesn't end up being of Doctor Who proportions and I'm sure whatever happens next will be a garden of earthly delights.
January 27, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Poos and wees, but a decade in podcasting years? Backlisted should be sleazing around in the shadows like a nosferatu. Hope the hiatus doesn't end up being of Doctor Who proportions and I'm sure whatever happens next will be a garden of earthly delights.
I mean, definitely sounds fun but I'm not allowed to play with myself that way >.<
My diapers are for wee wees and poo poos only >.<
My diapers are for wee wees and poo poos only >.<
December 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I mean, definitely sounds fun but I'm not allowed to play with myself that way >.<
My diapers are for wee wees and poo poos only >.<
My diapers are for wee wees and poo poos only >.<
We keep moving the boundaries. We've gone from saying when she poos and wees in the house we'll know it's time to just cleaning it up
December 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
We keep moving the boundaries. We've gone from saying when she poos and wees in the house we'll know it's time to just cleaning it up
I think we have a miscommunication with the litter trays.
Nya and Neko are using one for wees.
But Neko is using that same one for poos while Nya uses the other tray just for poos 🤣
It’s quite fascinating how this is working out #catpolitics
Nya and Neko are using one for wees.
But Neko is using that same one for poos while Nya uses the other tray just for poos 🤣
It’s quite fascinating how this is working out #catpolitics
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I think we have a miscommunication with the litter trays.
Nya and Neko are using one for wees.
But Neko is using that same one for poos while Nya uses the other tray just for poos 🤣
It’s quite fascinating how this is working out #catpolitics
Nya and Neko are using one for wees.
But Neko is using that same one for poos while Nya uses the other tray just for poos 🤣
It’s quite fascinating how this is working out #catpolitics
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Maybe you needed more wees and less poos??
😂
😂
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Maybe you needed more wees and less poos??
😂
😂
"Smells like poos mixed with wees Smells like poos and wees together"
Is a silly song we used to sing to know when the poos and wees had reached the correct strike temp before adding distilled water, hops and yeast
Is a silly song we used to sing to know when the poos and wees had reached the correct strike temp before adding distilled water, hops and yeast
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Smells like poos mixed with wees Smells like poos and wees together"
Is a silly song we used to sing to know when the poos and wees had reached the correct strike temp before adding distilled water, hops and yeast
Is a silly song we used to sing to know when the poos and wees had reached the correct strike temp before adding distilled water, hops and yeast
So. Hands up if you have had broken sleep ?
Culprit 1. Charlie wanted poos and wees.
Culprit 2. Roxy wanted a fuss.
Culprit 3. Jack wanted his meds.
All at silly o’clock.
No Caturday lie in. Again.
Culprit 1. Charlie wanted poos and wees.
Culprit 2. Roxy wanted a fuss.
Culprit 3. Jack wanted his meds.
All at silly o’clock.
No Caturday lie in. Again.
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
So. Hands up if you have had broken sleep ?
Culprit 1. Charlie wanted poos and wees.
Culprit 2. Roxy wanted a fuss.
Culprit 3. Jack wanted his meds.
All at silly o’clock.
No Caturday lie in. Again.
Culprit 1. Charlie wanted poos and wees.
Culprit 2. Roxy wanted a fuss.
Culprit 3. Jack wanted his meds.
All at silly o’clock.
No Caturday lie in. Again.
This wind is already nutbar. The whole house is shaking like it's an earthquake.
And the storm isn't expected to arrive until, what, six hours from now?
...
Better make sure the cat has done his poos and wees, because he's gonna be shut inside shortly.
And the storm isn't expected to arrive until, what, six hours from now?
...
Better make sure the cat has done his poos and wees, because he's gonna be shut inside shortly.
October 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This wind is already nutbar. The whole house is shaking like it's an earthquake.
And the storm isn't expected to arrive until, what, six hours from now?
...
Better make sure the cat has done his poos and wees, because he's gonna be shut inside shortly.
And the storm isn't expected to arrive until, what, six hours from now?
...
Better make sure the cat has done his poos and wees, because he's gonna be shut inside shortly.
Yeah, he's a full time job at the moment. We're already on three poos and a million wees for the day but at least he already knows to go outside.
October 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Yeah, he's a full time job at the moment. We're already on three poos and a million wees for the day but at least he already knows to go outside.
Poos+Wees with vinegar ???
October 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Poos+Wees with vinegar ???
You have 1hr till Celebrity Traitors:UK starts so get your snacks in, wees & poos done & whatever admin you need to do because it will soon be time! 😘
October 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You have 1hr till Celebrity Traitors:UK starts so get your snacks in, wees & poos done & whatever admin you need to do because it will soon be time! 😘
Oh poos and wees for youse, he'd be very funny live!
September 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Oh poos and wees for youse, he'd be very funny live!
Well said Ian, as a member for many decades, i concur with your thoughts, however I would still hate to see him leave to one of our big enemies, especially to the poos and wees!
September 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Well said Ian, as a member for many decades, i concur with your thoughts, however I would still hate to see him leave to one of our big enemies, especially to the poos and wees!
Daddy doesn't let me use the word padding, I'm wearing nappies, I don't wet them, I do wee wees, I don't mess them, I do poo poos, I'm not allowed to skirt around my babyishness with my language >~<
August 31, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Daddy doesn't let me use the word padding, I'm wearing nappies, I don't wet them, I do wee wees, I don't mess them, I do poo poos, I'm not allowed to skirt around my babyishness with my language >~<
I was tidying and found these old notes for the book.
This must have been after my sister in law read the manuscript and said: poo jokes are funny, you should write more poo jokes. So I did.
This must have been after my sister in law read the manuscript and said: poo jokes are funny, you should write more poo jokes. So I did.
August 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I was tidying and found these old notes for the book.
This must have been after my sister in law read the manuscript and said: poo jokes are funny, you should write more poo jokes. So I did.
This must have been after my sister in law read the manuscript and said: poo jokes are funny, you should write more poo jokes. So I did.
A note I found stuck to my wall.
My kids are (chronologically) adults, you know.
My kids are (chronologically) adults, you know.
August 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A note I found stuck to my wall.
My kids are (chronologically) adults, you know.
My kids are (chronologically) adults, you know.
Is the top one for wees and the bottom one for poos?
August 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Is the top one for wees and the bottom one for poos?
You're supposed to want to not have all wees and poos on you, that's supposed to be something you just want
But also how noisy is your soap
But also how noisy is your soap
August 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You're supposed to want to not have all wees and poos on you, that's supposed to be something you just want
But also how noisy is your soap
But also how noisy is your soap
They’ve had enough grand finals. They’d be selfish to try and win more. It’d be our duty to tear their bloody arms off. Down with the poos and wees. Go dogs!
August 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
They’ve had enough grand finals. They’d be selfish to try and win more. It’d be our duty to tear their bloody arms off. Down with the poos and wees. Go dogs!
I don't know why I bought a Cat Litter tray for my Cat. It never puts any litter in it, he just poos and wees in it.
August 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I don't know why I bought a Cat Litter tray for my Cat. It never puts any litter in it, he just poos and wees in it.
Until we have a robust discussion on poos and wees we will get nowhere.
the left is completely silent on poo poo pee pee
August 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Until we have a robust discussion on poos and wees we will get nowhere.